Chuddie

The computer whirred to life as you sat at your desk, navigating your way past the loading and password to your browser of choice, with a crisp click of your mouse and the click clack of your obnoxious gamer keyboard you deftly maneuvered your way to 4chan's /pol/, a wretched hive of scum and villainy the likes of which no normalfag dares to tread, lest their sensitive minds be assaulted by the cesspit within. Scrolling mindlessly through the catalog, past politics, shitposting and obvious bait, you found an ever so peculiar thread amongst much of the monotony

"Giving away a chudjak plush, let me know if you want it."

It read simply, not giving any way to contact the original poster besides a reply to the thread. Whatever the motive, you replied, jokingly saying that you'd like the plush. Thinking nothing of it. You continued scrolling, laughing and shitposting, until one week later you were face to face with the consequences of your post

A plain brown box, no markings, not even postage, filled with puffy packing peanuts that cushioned the bone-chilling evidence that someone knows where you live. Inside, was a simple looking plushie in a plain, clear plastic bag, His body entirely white, stitched together lovingly with soft fabric that wasn't fit for a simple meme. Your stomach felt heavy as you ripped the bag open, plopping the plush down on a table in front of you. Staring at it in disbelief

Until it opened it's mouth