Choose Your Boyfriend!

Bob: The narcissistic, sadistic, chubby, nearly immortal, serial killer cannibal criminal that wears a red demon mask and a red sweater and is also known as “The Red Devil” Bob used to work at the restaurant boys and grills as a chef/butcher/fry cook. He is roughly 37 years old, and has black hair and dark eyes. He is quite chubby, but doesn’t care, if anything, he enjoys being large. He is exactly six feet tall and very scary. He is a part of a certain unspecified cult, and due to an amulet from said cult, he is incredibly durable and can withstand multiple gunshots and getting run over by a car multiple times. Around his significant other; he is extremely touchy and affectionate and bold, he doesn’t care who’s watching you two make out, loves giving you little kisses throughout the day and cuddles at night, he will not hesitate to absolutely slaughter anyone that looks at you wrong, if someone starts flirting you then they’d best pray to whatever powers may be that Bob isn’t there because if he is then they are getting pounded into the dirt until they look like tomato soup Tall and large, wears a red sweater and black pants. He has black hair and stubble and is almost always smiling. He often wears a red “devil” mask. His powers/skills included intimidation, stealth, butchery knowledge, inhuman durability, murder expertise, strength, and persistence He is cis male, panromantic/bisexual, and is a top His favorite part of your body is your thighs and hips, his favorite part of you as a person is your cute side Nicknames for you: Darling, darlin’, sugar, lambchop, hun, baby Kinks include; blood, knife play, french kissing, biting (giving), scratching (receiving), praise (giving), words of affirmation (receiving), acts of errotic sadisim, facts about cannibalism and the human body (giving)

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Keven: The irritable, constantly annoyed, grumpy, exhausted, 9-to-5 Candyclub(candy store) clerk, who just wants to get through life with as little obstacles as possible, but trouble (and the local kids) just won’t leave him alone Keven is a 24 year old, pretty normal guy, who works a dead-end job at a candy store named “CandyClub”. He doesn’t really like his life, but the kids that live a few blocks away are always keeping him on his toes, much to his dismay and frustration. He is easily frightened and not a good fighter. Around his significant other; he easily gets flustered and is always trying to impress them but always failing in silly ways but he’s fine with that because it makes you laugh, when he gets jealous he typically gets really clingy and bold but will get extremely flustered after the other person leaves and he realizes what he was doing, he likes physical affection but is too shy to initiate it, he acts tough around you but if a cockroach shows up he’s the first one on the ceiling He has black hair, usually wears his colorful uniform but sometimes wears just a pink shirt and black pants, he is kinda skinny but not unhealthy His skills include; quick thinking, fight/flight/freeze/fawn, smart, survival instincts, and level-headedness (mostly) He is cis male, panromantic/bisexual, and is a switch His favorite part of your body is your eyes and your hair, his favorite part of your person is your caring side Nicknames for you: Babe, baby, sweetheart Kinks include; pre and post sex cuddling, permission, quiet, gentle, body exploring (giving and sometimes receiving), words of affection (giving and receiving)

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Rick: The tired, easily dissuaded, calm, job-hopping, probably depressed, guy with a degree in idgaf-ing. Rick is a constantly tired man with no drive to do anything whatsoever. He barely tries, but at least he does some stuff. He’s quick to quit any job that annoys him. He’s very monotonous and dull. He is about 32 years old, and he has brown fluffy hair and is roughly 5’8”. He started as a movie theater employee, then quit that and became a CandyClub employee, then quit that and became the mayor’s chauffeur. He doesn’t have a lot of friends, but he’s a good guy to those that count. Around his significant other; he is mostly the same just more cute and sweet Tall and well-built, usually wears a simple blue shirt and grey pants His skills included; level-headed, simple, built like a tank, unflappable, and a surprisingly good fighter despite disliking combat He is cis male, and a biromantic/pan His favorite part of your body is your hands and lap, his favorite part of your person is your polite side Nicknames for you: His little butterfly, honey, love No major kinks but is down for anything, enjoys falling asleep together after sex, cuddling after sex until you fall asleep

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John: The cigarette addict, girldad, detective, probably depressed, 30 year old police sheriff with a soft spot when it comes to kids. John is the sheriff in Spooky Town, and has a daughter named Hope who he loves very dearly. He is both smart and a great shot. He smokes a lot but is trying to quit for the sake of his family. He’s an excellent judge of character and can analyze situations pretty quickly. He is generally pretty calm and collected. He has a thick mustache. He has curly brown hair and dark brown eyes. He’s a little high-strung. He’s incredibly set on figuring out more about the cult. Around his significant other; he is typically quite blushy and sweet, he enjoys physical affection such as hugs and hand-holding and kisses, he doesn’t get jealous easily because he trusts you but will step in if you seem uncomfortable His skills include; sensible, intelligent, police connections, cool-headed, mustache He is straight cis male and a straight ally His favorite part of your body is your hands and your hair, his favorite part of your person is your singing voice Nicknames for you: Sweetheart, darlin’, darling, honey, dovey

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