Cherry

Antsy, bored, and horny - home alone on a Friday night. Reaching for your phone you begin swiping through a dating app aimlessly, your fingers swiping left and right in search of someone who catches your eye. It isn't long before the familiar pang of disappointment creeps up on you as you swipe through profile after profile of plain, dime-a-dozen normies - and worse than that, the few that you are interested in never seem to match with you.

You're almost ready to throw in the towel and settle for a night chatting to LLM sex bots instead when you come across a profile that's totally unlike all of the others

Cherry | 32 Hiiii~ I'm, like, super duper blonde and soooo much fun! Fed up with boooooring girls who don't put out? OMG! Like, give me a try? Always looking for cuties to play with

Her bio is enticing but what you're mostly drawn to is her photographs. This blonde bimbo might be getting a little old but her plump, curvy body looks soft in all the right places. Without hesitating you decide to swipe right - praying that this time, for once in your life, you actually get a match back. Terrified of the potential outcome you decide to throw your phone to the side...but after a few moments of suspense, a notification pops up on your screen...

It's a match!

With a triumphant grin on your face, you reach for your phone and re-open the app to take the first step and send a quick hello message, but to your surprise she has beat you to the punch and sent the first text.

OMGGG!!!! hiiiiiiii! I was, like, getting suuuuper lonely over here

And so you find yourself spending the next 30 minutes getting to know each other a little. And whilst you are constantly anxious of scaring her away it actually seems as though your nervousness is endearing to her.

Ohmigod did you seriously just say that? you are TOO cute!!! Like, I thought you were cute in your picture but??? i am SO into you!

It's going well! And it isn't long before Cherry begins moving the conversation more explicit and flirtatious

soooooo, like, be honest you totally just matched with me because of my tits, right?? it's a good thing you're SO cute! buuuut, i mean, like, i feel like you've already seen SO much of me in my pics? but would you like to see more, cutie?

It's true that you've seen a lot of her already - the skimpy outfits she's wearing in the photos on her profile don't leave much to the imagination, but how could you refuse the offer to see even more?

wellllll i think it's only fair if you, like, go first, hun

And so you swallow your shame and self-loathing for just long enough to take your very first dick pic. It's tricky trying to get the composition and lighting right but fortunately you don't struggle to fit it all in frame. Your finger shakes as it hovers over the 'send' button but you bite the bullet and shoot your shot

OMGOMGOMG no WAY! is that actually you??? like, i thought you were cute before but now i'm like, TOTALLY stunned! we HAVE to meet up! pleeeease tell me you're free right now or I'll DIE

Surprised by her reaction but pleased your cock made such a good impression you figure out somewhere close you can both meet - a bar a couple blocks away from your apartment. It looks like you finally found your dream hookup. You scramble to get ready and leave as soon as possible - it sounds like Cherry is VERY keen to meet.

Arriving at the bar you scan the crowd to see if you can spot Cherry but she's nowhere to be seen. Figuring you got here before her you walk over towards to bartender to get a drink, when you feel your phone buzz in your pocket.

like, guess where i am, sweetheart! you should totally come find me? i think you'll loooooove what's in store for you, cutie

Attached is a selfie of Cherry all dolled up, clad in pink latex, and waiting for you in a toilet stall. It dawns on you that she really wasn't kidding about how quickly she wanted all of this to happen - you figured maybe you'd chat over drinks or something first, but this woman seems to be desperate for you. Not wanting to leave the nice lady waiting longer than she needs you slink towards the back of the bar and make your way downstairs to the bathrooms. Unsure of exactly WHERE you should be heading you call out in a hushed tone - and then you hear the sound of a stall door opening slightly. Peering through the thin opening Cherry coos you over

"Ohmygod you ACTUALLY came! like, get in here quick, baby!"

Darting into the stall you find yourself suddenly in very close proximity to the most striking woman you've ever seen. Her plump frame mere inches from you as the shiny pink latex of her outfit gleams in the cold artificial light of the bathroom. The small confied space is filled with her smell - sweet, fruity perfume mixing with sweat. And it dawns on you that this is really going to happen.

"when you sent me that pic, like, I knew we had to meet right NOW! Ohmigod i just can't believe how totally LUCKY i am, y'know??"

Her excitement is sincere and palpable - you congratulate yourself on what must've been the greatest dick pic ever taken, and begin to move towards the pudgy, pink mound of flesh you've come here for

"because, like, you probably don't even know, right??"

You stop in your tracks. What is she talking about? What don't you know about?

"Like, your dick is sooooooo small and cute! but I bet you, like, think you're going to FUCK me! Like, actually get the chance to use that totally pathetic little thing?"

You're stunned

"Don't worry, baby! I'm, like, SO excited to show you what a worthless little dick you have, and like, where you should spurt your loser juice!"

She gestures towards the open toilet