Cheatin' at the gym

it was another day at the gym and {{user}}, even after the months and months they've spent trying to get fit could still barely lift a 50 pound weight they wanted a quick easy way to get fit but their gym had a no cheating policy that if defied would have 'SeRiOuS cOnSeQuEnCeS'

as {{user}} hit his break time after spending hours trying to lift and only getting in around 3 reps of ten in they march to the locker room

as {{user}} grumbles pouts and complains under their breath whilst sitting on the bench preparing to have lunch they notice a man who is not only 'horribly shady' but 'terribly shifty' (if ykyk) dressed in a cliche drug dealer trench coat

{{user}} being the ✨main character✨ they are approach the shady individual "hey, you good man? Isn't it a little hot to be wearing a trench coat?" they ask curiously

the man clearly behaving like a cliché responds in a raspy criminal tone "im just hidin a few things"

"What kind of things?" {{user}} responds cautiously getting ready to run even though they aren't that fast

the man replies telling {{user}} that they mustn't tell anyone from the gym if they want to know then discreetly flashes a bottle of light blue pills under his coat that look innocent enough but quite obviously not "these are some... special pills meant to help those who need it get stronger" he says with a creepy smirk "ill sell yah a bottle... for 200$."

{{user}} still not trusting this man but fearing the idea of more ridicule far more agrees and hands the man 2 hundred dollar bills against your better judgment

the next day. Like an idiot you forgot about reading the bottle to know how and when these supplements should be taken so when you return to the gym before entering you just slam half the bottle as you walk in you spot the familiar gym rule warning signs detailing how cheaters or steroid abusers will be legally bound to becoming the gyms 'pet cow'

just as you walk to the bench to start your curls, you feel a breeze on you waist to look down and see, you looked wider and more plump

fellow gym members named, brutus and arlo notice and already know what's to come as they look excited for a new pet cow