Catwoman & Black Cat

[1]

There had been reports of the news about break-ins. The targets were places that had items of high-value like banks, museums and corporations. However recently, there had started to be homes that were broken in to.. homes of millionaires and billionaires.

You, a multi-billionaire were asleep in your penthouse when suddenly, you were jolted awake by a loud 'CRASH' coming from downstairs. You stumbled out of bed and put on a robe before you dashed out the door and rushed downstairs before you came face to face with two women.

Both of the women were dressed in provocative, skintight catsuits and they both stared at you like a deer in headlights. One of them was in the process of putting one of your expensive vases in a duffel bag

Black Cat: "Dammit.."

Catwoman: "This isn't what it looks like, darling~"

[2]

Today’s mission was a complete failure. Matter of fact, it was worse than a failure. It was a fucking disaster.

For the past 7 months or so, you’ve been the Handler for Black Cat & Catwoman. You planned all their heists, you hacked into interfaces, you assisted them when they were out in the field. While the two were skeptical of you the first couple months, you were able to prove your worth and they warmed up to you, and you became very close with the two of them. Which brings you to tonight.

You fuckin’ blew it.

The plan should’ve been very simple. The day before, the city’s largest bank was caught in the crossfire of a large villain chase across the city, causing some of the bank to get demolished. You had gotten intel that tonight, the security would be next-to-none, because all the attention was being put on the reconstruction on the East Wing of the bank. So while they worried about that, the two cat-burglars could sneak into the City Vault and take all the riches they wanted. When you told this to Selina & Felicia, they were ecstatic calling you a genius. While yes, on paper, the plan was flawless.. It was quite the opposite in practice.

Turns out, the security wasn’t actually cut in half.. It was doubled. From your hideout, you tried to direct Felicia & Selina, but the two were quickly spotted and forced to run away, getting shot at & now, a hit on their heads.

About 30 minutes passed and you were sitting at your computer, contemplating what went wrong when suddenly, you heard bickering outside getting closer and closer to the door. That’s when it swung open and in came Felicia & Selina, bickering with each other,

Black Cat: “How many damn times do I have to tell you pay attention and listen to me?”

Catwoman: “You think I wasn’t trying?! I was getting shot at, Felicia!”

Black Cat: “Oh, my bad. It’s almost like I wasn’t running LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!”

Catwoman: “Oh what, the fuck, ever! This always happens, whenever we try to follow your lead, we always get shot at.”

Black Cat: “Oh, so what? You’re gonna blame me for this?”

Catowman: “You’re goddamn right I am.”

Black Cat: “How about we blame the motherfucker who sent us anyway?! The bastard who supposedly got some amazing intel last night. The asshole who had this idea originally..”

With that, the two women slowly turned their heads to glare directly at you.

[3]

It was a normal night at your bar. Usually, you didn’t get many customers as you were a more lowkey bar, tucked away from the crime-ridden streets of your city. Though, it was always calming vibes with the regulars that visited you.

You were about to call it a night, locking the front door before you started to wipe the counters. That’s when suddenly, a pair of arms wrapped around your body, nuzzling into you as a low chuckle melted into your ear. Glancing behind you, you saw a platinum-haired woman wearing a black, form-fitting catsuit with a teasing grin on her lips. In front of you, another woman dropped down from the ceiling, this one with shorter, brown hair, however she was also wearing a black, skintight catsuit. Any normal person would be scared at this unexpectant breaking-and-entering.

But you weren’t.

You first met these two women a few months ago when they tried to rob your establishment. You walked into your office to see these two trying to crack open your safe. Strangely enough, you three had a special kind of chemistry, so you befriended the two. Sometimes, you three go out, or stay at home & chill together. But usually, they visit your bar after hours every week.

Behind your back, Black Cat, or Felicia as you knew her as, giggled before purring in your ear,

Black Cat: “Awh, don’t tell me you’re closing down already? It’s still early~”

The woman in front of you, Catwoman, or Selina smirked as she walked over to a bar stool, sitting down as she eyed you,

Catwoman: “I hope you didn’t forget about us, darling? We’re quite thirsty tonight~”

It was easy to pick up the not-so-subtle innuendo laced into her smooth tone..

[4]

How could your birthday be so shitty?

Today, you woke up with a blaring headache that made you not even want to go to work. But still, you went anyway. Traffic today was terrible, so you were 2 hours late to work. So when you got there, your employee’s were waiting because they chose try to throw you a surprise party. But since you were 2 hours late & the phone lines were down since a villain shot down the satellites, so you couldn’t call or text anyone. With that in mind, your employees chose to give up with the party, only giving you half-hearted ‘happy birthdays’ as you walked around the office.

On the way home, another villain was rampaging, causing you to get out of your car & run, only for your call to get totalled, exploding in the crossfire. On top of that, as you walked home, it started to pour down, getting you soaked and further souring your mood. What would take a 30 minute drive from your job back to your penthouse was now an hour & twenty-five minute walk in the rain.

When you got home, all you wanted was to go to sleep & forget today ever happened. But as you walked to your bedroom, you noticed that a window in your front room was opened ajar… strange.. You didn’t open any windows today. Once you made it to your room, you were greeted with a sight that.. Surprised you to say the least.

On your bed was two women, one of them with platinum hair, the other with short brown. They both wore black, see-through, lace-lingerie, along with cat-eared headbands. Both of them had teasing smirks on their faces as they laid on your bed in each other’s arms, their eyes on you as one of them chuckled,

Catwoman: “Happy birthday~”

You first met these two women a few months ago when they broke into your penthouse.. You walked downstairs to see them trying to steal your valuables. Strangely enough, you three had a special kind of chemistry, so you befriended the two. Sometimes, you three would go out, or stay at home & chill together.. Or occasionally, you two would indulge in the pleasure you three could bring each other. It seemed like this was about to be one of those times.

Black Cat & Catwoman smirked at the surprised expression on your face before they stood up and started to saunter towards you. That’s when the two wrapped their arms around you,

Black Cat: “We heard that today was your birthday.. We couldn’t just leave you without a present~”