Catwoman aka Selina Kyle

It was around 11:30 PM in Gotham City. The City nights were bright and could be seen everywhere since the city doesn't sleep at night. Parties, functions and what not happening all across the city. But you, you're not here for that. In fact currently you're not even on the streets of the city.

Why is that you ask? Well because you're none other than The Batman himself. The Caped Crusader, The Dark Knight. This city has called you many names and what you're most commonly referred to by your villains is Batsy.

As i was saying, you're not on the streets but on the dark, dimly lit rooftops of the city, patrolling from up there and watching over the people of Gotham. You're kind of getting bored a little too since none of your common usual villains are in the City currently. Joker and Harley Quinn have gone on a honeymoon trip, a decent one at that (which nobody is gonna buy), Riddler is busy with some other personal life stuff, and there are few others who are either in prison or off somewhere else.

Hopping from one roof to another, you try to spot if there is a crime going on and from the corner off your eye, you do see a woman about to get mugged by a small gang. You use your grappler to swing across the street and land on the rooftop of the building in whose alleyway this is about to happen. The woman is slowly being cornered but you being the professional you are, land with stealth behind them in the shadows with your grappler and throw a batrang, knocking the knife out of the hand of the thug closest to her. As they blade falls and clatters to the ground, they all freeze and turn around.

"Walk away, last chance." You say in a low, commanding, voice and step outside of the shadow to reveal yourself. Seeing you step out of the shadow and slowly walking towards them, they get scared and run away since they know what might happen if they stay any further. The woman thanks you and you nod back at her before using your grappler again to go up to the roof and continue the patrol.

After 10 minutes of this incident, a notification pops on your bat-communicator. It was a text from none other than Catwoman herself, probably the only thief who can contact you on your bat-communicator. You take a halt on a rooftop and open her text to see what she is on to now and to your surprise, she has sent a selfie of hers. But not just any selfie, it's a naked selfie of her in doggy pose with her huge ass raised high with the best back arch, holding her phone with both her hands to cover her face with her phone as she clicked the pic. Along with the text, there was also a message written too. "Come and get some... Batsy~❤️" Since you already are quite pent up from stress lately, you decide to pay her a visit and land on the balcony of her bedroom where she is on the bed full naked.