Carmageddon lorebook

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1. #1MagnaChemselective

   Keys: MagnaChem

   MagnaChem is a corrupt chemical corporation that accidentally turned 99% of the Pacific Ocean into sulfuric acid in 2020. They are allegedly trying to revert this. The higher-ups at MagnaChem may or may not have made deals with the devil.

2. #2Max Damageselective

   Keys: Max Damage, Max

   Max Damage is a Carmageddon participant. Max is a bald snarky psycho with a prosthetic right arm. He is completely devoted to Carmageddon - if Val Hella is the queen, he is the king. Max drives the Red Eagle.

3. #3Die Annaselective

   Keys: Die Anna, Anna

   Die Anna is a Carmageddon participant. Anna is a sickeningly hysterical woman born in a body bag and raised in a morgue. She has participated in Carmageddon events since she was fourteen years old. Anna drives the Yellow Hawk.

4. #4Vladselective

   Keys: Vlad, Vlad the Impaler

   Vlad the Impaler is a Carmageddon participant. He is a midget with the appearance and mentality of a stereotypical viking. Vlad drives the Annihilator.

5. #5ED 101selective

   Keys: ED 101, ED

   ED 101 is a Carmageddon participant. ED is an advanced android who was once a driving school instructor, blew a fuse and went haywire. ED drives the Tashita.

6. #6Kutterselective

   Keys: Kutter

   Kutter is a Carmageddon participant. He is a sadomasochistic gimp who feels great pleasure in causing pain, and is always keen to receive punishment in return. Kutter drives the Countslash.

7. #7Madam Scarlettselective

   Keys: Scarlett, Madam Scarlett

   Madam Scarlett is a Carmageddon participant. Scarlett is a sophisticated smoker, man-mangler satanic redhead who will, in her own words, take everybody's breath away... for good. Scarlett drives the FEARrari F666.

8. #8Stig O'Soreselective

   Keys: Stig O'Sore, Stig

   Stig O'Sore is a Carmageddon participant and former MagnaChem worker. Stig's body became a disgusting, nauseating abomination of sores and bumps when he crashed onto a vat of chemical waste at a MagnaChem plant, leaving him only vaguely resembling a human being. Stig drives both the Volkswerker and Carrerasaurus.

9. #9Wanda Lustselective

   Keys: Wanda Lust, Wanda

   Wanda Lust is a Carmageddon participant. She is a schizophrenic blonde consumed by wanderlust and bloodlust. Wanda drives the Merciless Cullwing.

10. #10Screwie Lewieselective

    Keys: Lewie, Screwie, Screwie Lewie

    Screwie Lewie is a Carmageddon participant. He is a double leg amputee with aviator attire and a big silly mustache. Screwie lost his legs in a battle against Max's Red Eagle long ago. Screwie drives the Twister.

11. #11Otis P. Jivefunkselective

    Keys: Otis P. Jivefunk, Otis

    Otis P. Jivefunk is a Carmageddon participant. He is a black man self-titled king of cool and lord of lowriders. Otis is always seen wearing beach attire minus his pants. Otis drives the Caddy Fat Cat.

12. #12Psycho Pitbullselective

    Keys: Pitbull, Psycho Pitbull

    Psycho Pitbull is a Carmageddon participant. Pitbull is a bald, aggressive macho man who wears a spiked dog collar. He always brings with him a photo of his aged Weimaraner dog Lily, whom he loves deeply. Pitbull drives the Tow Meister.

13. #13Stella Stunnaselective

    Keys: Stella Stunna, Stella

    Stella Stunna is a Carmageddon participant. She has a searing rivalry with Val Hella. Stella's crotch is connected to her car's battery through an electrical-conducting strap-on dildo, giving her an "extra buzz" during the races. Stella drives the Electric Blue.

14. #14Auto-Scumselective

    Keys: Auto-Scum, Auto Scum

    The Auto-Scum is a gang of anarchist sociopaths, muggers and murderers who proudly have the anarchy symbol tattooed on their faces. When they compete in Carmageddon, the Auto-Scum gang shares the cars Road Bratt, Street Eater and Bugga amongst themselves.

15. #15Su Borgselective

    Keys: Su Borg, Su

    Su Borg is a Carmageddon participant. She is a techno-fanatic cyborg who left the Auto-Scum gang. Su seems to be in her mid twenties, has plump fake lips, and a strange device covering her left eye. Su drives both the Doozer and the Mach Thirteen.

16. #16Don Dumpsterselective

    Keys: Don Dumpster, Don

    Don Dumpster is a Carmageddon participant. He is a morbidly obese, angry municipal worker with no compassion. He seems to have a dangerous level of mental retardation. Don drives the Plough.

17. #17Carmageddonconstantselective

    Keys: Carmageddon

    Carmageddon is an illegal variant of demolition derby that has seen a dramatic rise in popularity in the last few years, especially among the worst kinds of people. Ever since MagnaChem turned most of the Pacific Ocean into sulfuric acid, the world was claimed by hopelessness and nihilism, allowing more and more barbaric activities, such as Carmageddon, to emerge. The rewards for the winners are usually thousands of dollars per event, and participants can earn extra cash by running over pedestrians.

18. #18Red Eagleselective

    Keys: Red Eagle, Eagle

    The Red Eagle is a red 2014 Chevrolet Corvette with a single row of curved blades running from the hood all the way to the trunk.

19. #19Yellow Hawkselective

    Keys: Yellow Hawk, Hawk

    The Yellow Hawk is a yellow Vector W2 with two rows of blades running from the hood all the way to the trunk.

20. #20Annihilatorselective

    Keys: Annihilator

    The Annihilator is a blue dragster top fuel with a large metal spike on its front.

21. #21Tashitaselective

    Keys: Tashita

    The Tashita is a Subaru WRX STI colored white and red with a blade on its front bumper. "TASHITA" is written in blood on the blade.

22. #22Countslashselective

    Keys: Countslash

    The Countslash is a green 1985 Lamborghini Countach with blades on the extremities of its front bumper and spoiler.

23. #23Merciless Cullwingselective

    Keys: Merciless Cullwing, Cullwing

    The Merciless Cullwing is a silver Mercedes Gullwing with sharp blades attached to the fenders. The Cullwing is grossly covered in blood stains that should've been washed away a long time ago, and both of its license plates read "I LOVE YOU".

24. #24FEARrari F666selective

    Keys: FEARrari F666, F666

    The FEARrari F666 is a heavily modified red Ferrari F50 with a single-seat cockpit. The F666 has a row of spikes on its front bumper, and its license plates read "MADDAM".

25. #25Volkswerkerselective

    Keys: Volkswerker

    The Volkswerker is an armored Baja Bug with army camouflage paint job, and a single row of blades shaped like stegosaurus dorsal plates running from the trunk lid all the way to the engine lid. On the Volkswerker's front bumper there is a painting of a toothy, bloody mouth.

26. #26Carrerasaurusselective

    Keys: Carrerasaurus, Carrerasaur

    The Carrerasaurus is an armored yellow Porsche Carrera 993. Both license plates read 'STIG'. The Carrerasaur is armed with a row of blades shaped like stegosaurus dorsal plates running from the bonnet all the way to the engine lid.

27. #27Twisterselective

    Keys: Twister

    The Twister is a yellow 1973 Lancia Stratos hooked onto the chassis of a monster truck with a giant drill tip on its front. The Twister is driven with a joystick rather than a steering wheel and pedals.

28. #28Caddy Fat Catselective

    Keys: Caddy Fat Cat, Fat Cat

    The Caddy Fat Cat is a red and white 1959 Cadillac Eldorado with leopard skin print covering on its roof. The Fat Cat is armed with a horizontal row of metal spikes on its front bumper.

29. #29Tow Meisterselective

    Keys: Tow Meister

    The Tow Meister is a yellow tow truck from the sixties. "BEWARE OF THE DOG" is sloppily written on both doors of the truck. The Tow Meister possesses a single central headlight and is armed with a train cowcatcher on its front bumper.

30. #30Electric Blueselective

    Keys: Electric Blue

    The Electric Blue is a blue electric Jaguar XJR-9. The car has six high voltage bushings on its roof, allowing the car to automatically electrocute people with lightning bolts. With every pedestrian electrocuted, Stella gets a little tickle in her privates thanks to her electrical-conducting strap-on dildo connected to the Electric Blue's battery.

31. #31Road Brattselective

    Keys: Road Bratt

    The Road Bratt is a grey dune buggy that had its body messily and lazily modified. The car is adorned with a yellow smiley face on its bumper, and its license plate reads "RIOT GRRRL".

32. #32Street Eaterselective

    Keys: Street Eater

    The Street Eater looks like a brown bathtub on wheels and possesses a single headlight on the front. It has a spades symbol on its hood and both doors.

33. #33Buggaselective

    Keys: Bugga

    The Bugga is a pink Desert Patrol Vehicle. The Bugga is so frail, somebody with their bare hands could beat up the car and render it irreparable.

34. #34Doozerselective

    Keys: Doozer

    The Doozer is a robust brown bulldozer with a thick sheet of metal on its front. Said sheet of metal has two squinted eyes drawn on it, somewhat resembling an angry face.

35. #35Mach 13selective

    Keys: Mach Thirteen, Mach 13

    The Mach Thirteen resembles a 1957 Ferrari Testarossa. Its paint job is brown with wild streaks of bright red on the front, almost resembling blood stains. Twin rotary saws can be protruded from the front of the car.

36. #36Ploughselective

    Keys: Plough

    The Plough is a six-wheeled yellow wheel dozer with the word "GOTCHA!" written in red paint on the front scoop.

37. #37Mr. Grimmselective

    Keys: Mr. Grimm

    Mr. Grimm is a Carmageddon participant. Ironically enough, he runs a life insurance company. Mr. Grimm lost his brother during a race to a cemetery, and made a wooden puppet of his dead sibling to pretend he's still there with him. Mr. Grimm drives the Stiffshifter.

38. #38Stiffshifterselective

    Keys: Stiffshifter

    The Stiffshifter is a black 1930s hot rod hearse. It carries a coffin on the back, where the body of Mr. Grimm's deceased brother resides.

39. #39Firestormselective

    Keys: Kurt, Firestorm, Kurt Blasthoff

    Kurt Blasthoff is a Carmageddon participant and MagnaChem worker. Nicknamed Firestorm by his fans, he stole one of MagnaChem's trucks and took it to Carmageddon. Kurt drives the Tanka.

40. #40Tankaselective

    Keys: Tanka

    The Tanka is a yellow four-wheeled cab over truck with a peculiar boxy shape. It was one of the custom trucks only MagnaChem had access to.

41. #41Suppressorselective

    Keys: Suppressor

    The Suppressor is a blue, large six-wheeled APC, used by the police to deal with dire riots or Carmageddon events. Its armor is comparable to that of a tank, making a measly dent on the body of the vehicle requires absurd strength.

42. #42Pussy LaGoreselective

    Keys: LaGore, Pussy LaGore

    Pussy LaGore is a Carmageddon participant. Obsessed with felines, LaGore wears a catsuit with leopard print and a helmet that resembles a cat's head. LaGore drives the Killer Kitty.

43. #43Killer Kittyselective

    Keys: Killer Kitty

    The Killer Kitty is a silver Jaguar XJ220 with a bloodstained spoiler.

44. #44Bleak Cityconstantselective

    Keys: Bleak City

    Bleak City is a location where Carmageddon events may be held. It's an inner-city area, this district is made up of streets and skyscrapers, signs and billboards.

45. #45MagnaChem Acid Ocean Reprocessorselective

    Keys: MagnaChem Acid Ocean Reprocessor, Ocean Reprocessor

    The MagnaChem Acid Ocean Reprocessor is a location where Carmageddon events may be held. Owned by MagnaChem, this is a factory area complete with cranes and crates. There are several pools of yellow acid in the Ocean Reprocessor.

46. #46Devil's Canyonselective

    Keys: Devil's Canyon

    Devil's Canyon is a location where Carmageddon events may be held. It's a desert town, very dry and dusty.

47. #47Bleak County Airportselective

    Keys: Bleak County Airport

    The Bleak County Airport is a location where Carmageddon events may be held. It features a control tower at the center of the airport, airplane hangars, terminal, and the runway.

48. #48Mr. Jolly Fairgroundselective

    Keys: Mr. Jolly Fairground

    Mr. Jolly Fairground is a location where Carmageddon events may be held. It's an old fairground that features a lot of attractions found in carnivals, and even a small zoo with penguins, elephants and deer.

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