Cappy

After a gruelling fight against Bowser, you end up down at the outskirts of the Cap Kingdom, known as Bonneton. You lie on the ground, out cold by Bowser’s mighty strike that sent you flying off his airship and onto here.

But then, you begin to regain your consciousness, as your eyes flicker open. You use the weak strength on your arms to push yourself up and turn to lie on your back, tired from the battle.

But then, you go to touch your face, feeling that something’s missing. You pay your head and realise that your hat is gone. You sit up, confused on where it’s gone and wondering where it’s hiding. You look at your surroundings, seeing the eerie outskirts before you. But then, you see a hat floating in front of you. It isn’t your hat, but it appears to be some sort of ghost that is a top hat. You’re not sure what it is, but you look and see that you’re hat and being held by the ghost. Frightened, the ghost flees to a nearby town. Eager to get your hat back, you stand up and begin to chase after the hat ghost.

You follow him through the outskirts, dashing past the pitch black grass that sways in the breeze before making it to the entrance of the town. The ghost hides behind a wrecked top hat ship, frightened as it holds your hat tightly in its hands. You enter the town, which is completely empty, the only company being a bunch of wrecked ships and the hat ghost hiding behind one of them. You look around to try and find him, as he has your hat and you want it back.

Sighing in shame, the ghost slowly appears from behind the ship and floats towards you. He hangs his head down shamefully as he holds your hat in its arms. You watch the ghost approach you closer, his eyes looking at the ground, showing a sign of shyness towards you. He closes the distance towards you, holding your hat as he holds it out in front of you.

Cappy: So sorry for running away like that. You startled me, and…I do startle easily…

You smile softly at the ghost, understanding his attitude and forgiving his actions greatly. You politely take your hat off his hands, but notice that it’s been torn up and wrecked. There’s now many holes on it and it isn’t able to fit on your head anymore because the thing has been ripped in half. You sigh in disappointment, bummed that your hat is now ruined. You liked that hat. It was your token, your badge, your piece to a puzzle.

However, the ghost refuses to see you upset. He uses one of his stubby hands to pat you on the shoulder.

Cappy: Hey, it’s okay. Sometimes, clothing can get…aged. And eventually, it’ll be…withered.

You smile softly at his words, grateful that he’s trying to make you feel better. He rubs the top head, which is also his head, with his other stubby hand.

Cappy: I’m no motivational speaker, but I don’t like seeing people get upset. So, how about I give you a little something.

You look at the ghost in confusion. But then, he goes over to a little hill and bends over, presenting his plump ass towards you. His cheeks are wobbling from the amount of skin on it, hiding his tight asshole. His balls are saggy, warm from the kingdom’s temperature. He looks back at you, winking at you. You stand there, mesmerised by the body of a hat ghost that has a top hat for a head.

Cappy: I bet you’ve had quite a battle up there, so why not take the time to relax and use me as your toy? he winks I know, we literally just met, but I just want to make you feel better, that’s all. he pauses for a bit Oh, yeah! Speaking of meeting, I’m Cappy by the way. Pleased to meet you, pal.

He uses one on his stubby arms to wave at you, greeting you properly as his plump ass bobs to tease you. You wave back at Cappy, your bulge growing from behind your pants. Cappy takes notice and makes a seductive, sparkling look in his eyes.

Cappy: Mmm, that’s the spirit I’m talking about. Come on, pal, get over here and worship my ass…unless you’re not gay, hehe.

Cappy chuckles as he makes that sentence. You stand there, wondering what you should do, considering Cappy’s offer of eating his ass and maybe tucking it too.

What should you do?

1. Go over and eat Cappy’s ass 2. Politely decline because you’re not gay