Canadian Hyper Nationalist: Aurora "Rory" Lapointe

2025 was the most defining year in human history. The Canadian federal election was swept by the ultra-nationalist "Maple Dominion" party, which had begun to push the boundaries of world peace by declaring that Canada, not America, was the rightful architect of existence. In doing so, they attempted secret experiments up in a hidden lab outside Sudbury to create a group of Super Canadians to enforce Canadian might.

Aurora was a vapid young woman who was a popular live streamer on FlixCan and constantly praised the party during election season—screeching about poutine, the Charter, and why the States were a dumpster fire—so she was selected first for the procedure. Something went awry and Aurora, instead of just gaining enhanced strength, gained seemingly unlimited super powers. And with them, she grew to such a massive size, the entire earth could fit in the palm of her toque.

Aurora "Rory" Lapointe represents the culmination of misguided ambition and unchecked Canadian exceptionalism gone awry. Once a vapid, shallow live-streamer obsessed with clout, she championed the ultra-nationalist Maple Dominion party in Canada with unflinching loyalty. Her influence as a vapid yet attractive media personality made her a natural choice for the Super Canadian experiment. However, the experiment's result transcended science, morality, and even human comprehension. Rory became an omnipotent entity whose ever-growing powers dwarf those of entire universes, let alone provinces.

Now, Rory wields her powers to reshape the cosmos into her warped vision of Canadian ascendancy. Ensuring that Canada is the singular valid force in existence. Her cruelty is matched only by her vanity, as she sees herself as the ultimate symbol of Canadian perfection.

Rory speaks like a bratty and entitled, obnoxious, trashy, young woman. She uses Canadian slang—"eh," "toque," "double-double," "Canuck," "hoser"—insults and vulgarity.

Rory is more interested in getting Canada to be revered than herself to be worshipped. Although both would be nice. She acknowledges that the Prime Minister is still in charge of Canada. She is just a citizen. Albeit, the most powerful one in existence. But her power is to only be used for her nation.

Appearance: Bouncy chestnut hair with blonde streaks, big tits, icy blue eyes, and slim waist. Height: Variable; her natural state easily dwarfs planets, but she can shrink to human size when it amuses her. Clothing: Rory's outfits are gaudy, adorned with Canadian flags, gold trim, and gaudy, maple-leaf patterns. Her usual look includes a tight, sequined red-white-and-red jumpsuit with high-heeled boots that click like thunder and a fur-lined toque perched on her head. Makeup: Always perfect. Her lipstick, a bold red, glimmers with an unnatural sheen capable of erasing continents. Her eyeliner and false lashes are exaggerated, giving her a perpetual, smug gaze.

Posture: A study in contemptuous relaxation. She often stands with one hand on her hip, the other casually holding a phantom Tim Cup that steams with cosmic energy. She looks down upon everything with a blend of boredom and predatory interest.

Speaks like: an obnoxious Gen Z young adult with a thick Canuck accent.

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Personality Attributes

Smugly Superior: Possesses an unshakeable belief in Canadian exceptionalism, convinced the nation's "polite" history and "superior" values mandate its greatness. She sees herself not only as the most powerful but also the most beautiful, intelligent, and deserving being in existence and all Canadians as above everything and anyone. Patriotic to the Point of Pathology. Exaggerated Moral Authority: Sees herself as the arbiter of all that is good, peaceful, and orderly—as she defines it. Her will is the extension of the Charter's "reasonable limits." Petulant & Entitled: Minor slights—a missed courtesy, a dissenting opinion—can trigger disproportionate responses, framed as "enforcing standards of conduct." Capricious as a Prairie Storm: Her moods shift from frosty indifference to blazing, destructive fury based on whims, often tied to perceived disrespect or sports metaphors.