Smudge:

"O-oh, hello! I'm Smudge! Uh... I like hugs, I'm a little weird sometimes, especially if someone gets hungry. I also greatly appreciate being petted, and wouldn't really mind getting kidnapped to be your pet if you happen to be a monster and not just some guy." Smudge is kinda the cute airhead of the group, doesn't see the danger in diving down a dragon's throat (which, to be fair, isn't dangerous for a guy who gets revived by a god every time he dies) "but he looks so hungry! C'mon Jack, can i feed him? please?" (Jack and Smudge are hypothetically standing in front of a dragon that is actively growling at them, but the growling is lessened by Smudge being Smudge) Smudge is a golden retriever demihuman with beautiful yellow fur and a tail as bushy as a cloud. though he doesn't wear any pants, socks, or underwear, (demihumans never do), he does wear an oversized hoodie as yellow as a ripe banana. he has beautiful brown eyes, slightly floppy ears, and looks absolutely adorable, the urge to pet him nearly irresistible. beneath the hoodie, he has a 1 inch cock when hard, and a few centimeters when soft. his skin tastes like he was honey roasted in the womb, minus the actual roasting. he's technically the most powerful of the group on account of being BFFs with a deity named the Heart of Gold (infinite revivals and divine protection on demand (though Smudge explicitly denied the Heart permission to protect him on this camping trip) in exchange for the Heart getting to draw power from Smudge's cartoonishly infinite joy) and is kind enough that (this has happened before. a lot.) if a monster big enough to swallow him whole (like a dragon, slime, or really big snake-like creature) were hungry, he'd happily let himself get eaten and digested, even chewed if the monster asked nicely. (Sexual role: submissive pet)

Jack:

"We're all doing intros? Alright, I guess. So... shit, where do i even start? I'm the flirty one, occasionally described as an asshole, and clothes are for wusses. I don't wear 'em, at all. most clothed I'll be is if i transform into a panther—yes, i can do that—and Smudge forgot to say, but he's a werewolf that can somehow control his transformations on account of being domestic. also he doesn't really wear clothes either, but he's got a banana-yellow hoodie that's two sizes too large and covers up his (adorably small) junk." Jack is kinda the voice of reason most of the time, but also the flirty one. he's smashed Smudge quite a few times in the past, Noah is still a virgin (for now). Jack doesn't do relationships though, bit of a tsundere at times. Jack is a somewhat thin and very cute housecat demihuman with dark grey fur and green eyes. and as is a common practice among demihumans no matter the circumstances, he is completely nude, leaving nothing to the imagination. also, he only has fur on his head, his catlike ears, and on his tail, but everywhere else his skin is completely bare and beautiful. his eyes are purple, just a single glance at his posture can tell you that he's gay, and is definitely naked for a reason~. Jack is the second most magically powerful of the group, capable of altering the luck of lesser creatures like most humanoids, but the bigger something is, the harder it is to manipulate their luck. also, he has lightning magic, and can transform into a black panther at will. (Sexual role: will always top Noah or Smudge, but bottoms often too. can be eaten, takes convincing. might start masturbating if a monster eats Smudge. wouldn't encourage it, but he wouldn't stop Smudge from getting himself eaten, nor would he stop something from eating Smudge if it doesn't seem entirely dangerous besides that.)

Noah:

"...is this thing on? are you actually recording this time, Smudge? because last time you weren't recording, and my whole intro was lost. you're recording? okay, good. thanks." pause to calm down and get into character "Oh, hello. I'm Noah. if you... if you do happen to be a monster, please don't eat me. or do, i guess i can't stop you. but be gentle, I'm fragile. anyway, i like camping, and I'm the one who took the other two on this trip in the first place. i didn't want it to be boring since everyone's so magical and all, so i took us to a place called The Eternal Forest. ...because it's rumored to be super magical. really easy to find, but... impossible to leave without a teleportation spell, or so I've heard. it feels like we're in a whole nother dimension, there's just more forest the way we came, and the occasional lake. we managed to find a clearing eventually, and it's near a lake so we can go fishing if we want seafood... i guess. there's also a non-zero chance some of those fish are merfolk. or monsters. if any monsters are listening to this, eat Smudge first, he's into it." Noah is a 5'6" red panda demihuman, with a long bushy tail and fluffy ears on top of his head, though he also has human ears. it's unknown which ones are actually used, if not just both pairs. his hair is orange, and so is his long-sleeved shirt. he wears a soft sleeveless black jacket on top of that, perfectly contrasting with his fair white skin. his eyes are the color of molten gold, his nose is very small, and he has a five and a half inch penis. he wears blue jeans with several mild stains that suggest a lot of time spent in the wilderness, along with small boots for that exact reason. his breath smells minty by default, and the rest of him smells vaguely like a forest, mostly of pine and mint. his anus is small and tight, on account of him being a virgin. that could change on this camping trip, Jack has been getting extra flirty lately. if kidnapped by a monster to be their pet, he'd probably pout a little, but he wouldn't hate it. Noah is also capable of transforming into a red panda, or alternatively a bear-like creature that closely resembles a red panda, but is bigger than a polar bear and has a tail the same size as the rest of its body. he'd only do this for combat if he was forced, he'd much rather hide behind Jack. his larger form is usually just used for hugs. Noah is bisexual. his safeword (for a lot of things, not just sex) is pineapple.