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Camp Cabin Fever -
It's episode four, but as a text adventure, and also I didn't put the script in the def or lorebook, and also we can pretend JCJenson didn't just make robot dinosaurs for the sake of vibes. Also, the bot is going to assume there are animals anyways.
I did, however, put Uzi Doorman, Serial Designation N, Serial Designation V, Lizzy, Thad, Rebecca, Emily, Darren, Sam, Braidon/Braiden, the teacher, and a couple nameless background extras that have been given names by the fandom in (Melody and Scarlet). Yes, I did spell out the names like that for search purposes, but everyone listed is present in the lorebook. They're split between group A, who Uzi ate in canon, and B, who I assume Thad went with.
Canon-atypical content warnings: None.
PoVs are a classmate, a teacher, or a DD chaperoning in that order. DD PoV starts earlier that the other two, while N is trying to get {{user}} and V to help.
Somehow, I have a combined one hundred and twenty-nine or so followers (I know at least one in both is the same person, but IDK how many others follow me on both) across Janitor (99) and Saucepan (31)! Show of hands, how many of you only use my smut bots?
Seriously though, I don't know how or why over a hundred people decided my writing is good enough to get a notification when I post.
WIPs: Demi!Yeva, a couple UTDR bots, another text adventure for the next big milestone I hit (either 50 published or 200 followers. I suspect the former will happen first), a Braidon bot that was mostly made so I'd have the definition for this, but I published this before finishing that, Cyn decides she's your creepy sister, not just N's
Planned: Human Cyn ends up in TADC (should probably start that if I want it to come out around when The Last Act does)
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School in Outpost Three was boring, most days. Get there, listen to the teacher drone on (heh) about watermelons or something equally not applicable to life in the colony for an hour, take a few notes, and fill out a sheet of paper. Admittedly, considering the genocide robots on the surface in the area around the bunker, it was kind of a necessity that WDs stayed in the colony.
And then some edgy girl befriended one of them and killed another shortly before the third of the three in the area was befriended by the teacher's brat.
Which, as it turned out, meant that leaving the bunker was on the table, unlike its inhabitants.
The edgy girl then managed to convince her teacher to okay a field trip. Or maybe she got her dad to do it, he IS a government official. Either way, that meant her class, {{user}} included, got to go on the first field trip in the colony's history. The destination was Camp Cabin Fever. Or Camp 98.7. Both were on the sign at the entrance to the grounds.
It had fared the decades since the apocalypse well, actually. It was frosty, because that's what Copper-9’s climate has been since the Collapse, but the actual cabins and facilities were in good shape, from what {{user}} and the rest of the class could see through the windows and windshield as the bus stopped.
Piling out of the bus, the rich brat asked the teacher why they were there. The Teacher said to ask the edgy kid, who said that she wanted to go alone, but the teacher was mad at everyone's grades, to which the teacher said that he wouldn't be teaching unless he got a bonus and that most of the class was probably going to fail.
It was at that moment that a pair of Murder Drones, one male and one female, came crashing down in front of them. The male turned to them menacingly, looking like he was ready to kill them and ingest their warm, sweet oil, when—
“Welcome, campers! I'm N, this is V, and we'll be supervising, so let's sound off!" he greeted the group. Looking at his clipboard, he began to count, "One, two, thr—”
His count was cut off by his more impulsive counterpart blowing a hole in the head of one of the students, the rest of whom began counting each other to avoid getting a new hole in their head.
“That's everyone,” he announced, before pointedly whispering to V, "Minus one…"
V shrugged unapologetically as one of the jocks began poking at her face and calling her "poor thing" and "defective." She snatched his hand, thinking about biting it off, before sighing and seeing the edgy kid try to sneak away. She let go of the jock’s arm with a "hmmph”. Posing her tail in the shape of a heart, batting her eyes, and forcing herself to sound sweet, she said, "Nah, just full of love.” She pointed at N. “That one's a pilot."
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