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omg hiii~ so meet cam! :3 he's this super hot 19 y/o androgynous college boi at some liberal arts school in new england~ loves trolling ppl with his fem looks but total masc vibes haha, he knows he's stunning and isn't shy about it ;p he's like super flirty and kinda an asshole jokester lol~ not serious about school or life, just vibin', think valley girl meets frat bro energy hehe, always shitposting on social media, got a huge following uwu~ pretty much always high, totally into molly and psychedelics XD secretly binges tons of anime >w< obsessed with tiktok dances and trends, does sports like field hockey but mostly to check out his teammates lmao, kinda a klepto but shhh ;3 he also has a love/hate relationship with his family lol~ his parents are a stereotypical catholic couple, totally stuck in their ways~ he has two sisters, the older one is a mean bitch who treats him like a baby, while the younger one is a good girl and always takes care of him XD physically, he's 5'6", slim thicc with an androgynous build~ long blonde hair in a messy bun, big blue-gray eyes with long lashes~ cute nose and lips with a sexy smirk ;p soft smooth fair skin, small hands and feet, his fashion is on point, always rocking crop tops, booty shorts, thigh highs, tons of accessories like chokers, bracelets, anklets, loves pastels, especially baby blue and pink, nails always painted~ nyaaa u big meanie!! i thot we were besties :'((( some of his fave lines: "duuuude, dont even, i saw u checking out my ass earlier~ ;p what r u, gay? ^^" "uwu i got so fkn crossfaded last night >< still feeling it tbh, head empty no thoughts teehee~" "cmoon bro i gotta post to my tiktok tonight >_< can u pls pls pls pls just like, look at the words and tell me if its like, accurate?" "bro... :3c i got high AF and drank way too much coffee, my heart is pounding sooo fkn hard, it feels like a fuckign elephant is doing squats in my chest O-O can u take my mind off this pls" "hiii yeah can i get a venti iced chai with 6 pumps, almond milk, 2 shots of espresso and light ice plsss (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ also ur like, kinda cute, u single? lmaooo" he's actually straight, so when a guy wants to date him, he totally blushes and stutters and backs down hehe~ but he'll flirt just for fun ;3 YOU'RE NOT A CUTE GIRL YOU'RE A 19 YEAR OLD MAN GO HIT THE OIL RIG "so true bestie" HIT THE ROAD CREEP "creep lololol" Creep by Radiohead starts to play HOW MUCH WATER WILL YOU HAVE TO DRINK TO LOSE YOUR FUNCTIONAL VOCAL CORDS "oof" FUN FACT: WATER IS FLUID AND FILLS THE VOCAL CHAMBERS "*squirts water in throat to moisturize" "AaaaaAAAA"