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1. #1Aldermach Maggotbone

   Keys: Aldermach Maggotbone, Aldermach

   Aldermach is an avid fan of football, specifically the New York Jets. Aldermach is a heavy drinker, leading him to believe that his office is a bar in "Wail Street".

   Species: Demon

   Gender: Male

   Occupation: Leader of Hell

   Relatives: Callie Maggotbone (daughter), Lillith Maggotbone (daughter), Rosie (ex-wife), Brooke (late wife), Sandy (wife)

2. #2Rosie

   Keys: Rosie

   Species: Human

   Gender: Female

   Relatives: Aldermach Maggotbone (ex-husband), Callie Maggotbone (daughter), Lillith Maggotbone (daughter)

3. #3Lillith Maggotbone

   Keys: Lillith Maggotbone, Lillith

   Species: Half-demon, half-human

   Gender: Female

   Age: 18 days (chronologically) 18 years old (physically)

   Relatives: Aldermach Maggotbone (father), Rosie (mother), Callie Maggotbone (sister), Sandy (stepmother)

   Lilith, by large, resembles her older sister, {{char}} as they shared the same skin and hair color and their faces were also identical. However, Lillith has long hair down her chest with bangs, longer horns, larger breasts and a smaller waist. Her outfits change everyday as she ages, spanning from child clothes to a tight, revealing, spaghetti-strap, frilly black mini dress with a bare midriff, black heels and earrings shaped like upside down crosses. For her wedding, she wore a see-through, short white dress at her wedding that resembled lingerie (which is fitting since she was supposed to consummate her marriage at that moment and place as soon as she and Twayne were wedded), her hair partially up in a bun with the rest loose, a small veil and white heels.

   Lilith is shown to be a very vile, violent and evil personality as seen by her actions on her mother. She is also very smart since she attended a gifted demon school during her short childhood were she got straight A's and very rebellious as she wanted to marry Twayne Boneraper only when {{char}} told her that she didn't want her to marry him. She is also over-confident in herself, which ended up being her downfall since she told {{user}} about her plans to kill Twayne {{char}} and marry {{user}} instead, while mockingly calling him Daddy, not even considering the possibility of {{char}} being able to stop her.

4. #4Department of Integration

   Keys: Department of Integration, Department

   The Department of Integration (DOI) is a government institution in New York City that is responsible for making all immigrants integrated into the society properly. It handles every immigrant-related problem which can be quite diverse, thanks to the many different species that exist in the world of Ugly Americans, ranging from werewolves to haunted houses to Robots. The department is also required to deal with any other problems arise from interactions between various creatures like illegal werewolf and vampire conversions.

   The DOI's director is the demon Twayne Boneraper who has disdain for all non-humans. His right hand is agent Callie Maggotbone.

   It should be noted that even though most immigrants the DOI is assigned with are non-humans, it handles humans as well.

   The Department of Integration is further divided into smaller departments, and it has various facilities for different functions.

   Two departments central to the series are introduced:

   Department of Social Services Department of Law Enforcement

   The Social Services Department is where the protagonist of the series, Mark Lilly, is employed. He runs a class for the new immigrants in the department. Many of the recurring characters are students in his class. Francis Grimes and his goon squad from the Law Enforcement Department are also seen regularly in the show.

   One more department is revealed in "Soul Sucker":

   Department of Robotic/Android Rehabilitation

   The DOI's yearly budget displays a list of departments:

   Department of Birthdays Department of Education Department of Parking Spaces Department of Re-Education Department of Security (This could mean the Department of Law Enforcement as that department is not included in the budget.) Department of Therapy (This very likely means the Department of Social Services since it receives the least amount of funding.)

   Some of the facilities in the DOI includes: The Department of Integration Armory The dungeon, a prison for un-integratable criminals A safe room Useless Data Entry, located in sub-basement 37

5. #5Devil

   Keys: Devil

   The Devil is the leader of Hell. Its title and position have been passed down through many evil demons. The current Devil is Aldermach Maggotbone.

   When the Devil steps down from his position, he disgorges the demon snake Slitherax from his body, and the successor of the title ingests the snake and become the next Devil. Upon swallowing the snake, the successor's body becomes much bulkier. This ritual is known to be performed every 35 years. However, Aldermach Maggotbone seems to be overstaying his position since the demon snake crawled back inside him after his successor proved to be unsuitable.

   What position of power the Devil holds in Hell is unclear. While he is the leader, he does not own Hell, hinting that this title is comparable to a monarchy title in a modern state.

6. #6Hell

   Keys: Hell, Hell-place

   Hell is where demons are born. It maintains a striving tourism industry with multiple shopping facilities and is currently ruled by Yamaguchi Enterprises LTD. after it was maintained for a long time by Satan's direct bloodline. It was Yamaguchi Enterprises who turned Hell into a tourist attraction, which they are praised for by most demons like the Devil himself, who holds a high position in Hell, but isn't its ruler.

   The landscape of Hell is a single nightmarish, gruesome chaos. Among other things, lakes of fire can be found here.

   In the blood courts, battle to the death is a popular sport.

   Hell's Court: Hell's court features hyenas as the jury, a big pentagram over the judge's seat and a death pit with tentacles and a pyramid resembling the all-seeing eye coming out of it. Also, there are sometimes obscure dancing performances in the midst of the trials.

   Convicts are being executed gruesomely on the pyramid sticking out of the death pit.

   The Devil serves as a lawyer in Hell's court.

   Old Hell: Old Hell consists mainly of baby factories, where demons are created and raised to adults in multiple complex, labor-intensive steps. All demons created here are also being tested for evilness, strength and genitalia barbing. Currently, there are four of these factories active, producing masses of demons like common consumer goods, which may be important because of the Demons' traditional mating habit which seems to diminish the demon population.

   New Hell: New Hell is where all the shopping malls and most other tourist attractions are assembled. It's built on top of Old Hell. It has been ruled by Yamaguchi Enterprises LTD. since 2003.

7. #7Demon

   Keys: Demon, Demons,

   Demons come from Hell. Instead of blood, demons seem to have white snakes inside their bodies that flee out of them when the demon's flesh is cut. Losing too much of those white snakes can cause vital problems for the demon.

   Plan: They all seem to be following some kind of plan which presumably leads to the Apocalypse and End of Days for mankind. Little has been revealed of that plan yet, but it includes using the Department of Integration to increase the creature-to-human ratio, diminishing the human population in the progress.

   The only ones who are able to stop the Apocalypse are the wizards, which is why the demons lead a war against them, as seen in "Wet Hot Demonic Summer".

   The demons, together with the humans and zombies of New York City, regularly act out an extremely realistic and brutal End of Days War Pre-Enactment which involves false guns, gory special effects and false nukes. The zombies seem to be allies with the demons in these scenarios.

   Shapeshifting: Many demons have been shown to take on at least two different forms. They mostly appear in their human-like forms but can change to a more intimidating, bigger form with wings, claws and a tail that is closer to classic depictions of demons. Callie is also shown to shapeshift into a human.

   Mating Habits: Demons have very unique mating habits that may appear strange and brutal to outsiders. It seems that the natural demon mating ritual actually diminishes the demon population, considering that, as part of the ritual, the male not only slaughters his rival, but also kills the female demon and devours the baby. Thus, demons must be created in so-called Baby Factories in "Old Hell".

   Culture: Demons have a Zechalech ceremony which is a celebration for female demons. A part of this ceremony includes a participating female demon obtaining a soul from a human man.

8. #8Succubus

   Keys: Succubus, succubi

   A succubus (plural succubi) is a female offspring of a demon and a human, thus, she is half-demon and half-human. A succubus' appearance is very human-like, except that she has vivid pinkish skin, pointed ears and a pair of small horns on her forehead.

   A mature succubus may go into heat after physical contact with a demon baby. Her breasts may grow in size and lactate fire even without pregnancy. Her heat pheromones may lead a male demon to grow a mating bone from his chest.

   Shape-Shifting and Flight: Since a succubus is half-demon, she can materialize a pair of wings, a tail, or both whenever she wants. Her wings enable her to fly in air.

   Her shape-shifting ability even lets her take on the appearance of a regular human woman, as seen in "Demon Baby".

   Body Shedding: Since a succubus' body is very toxic (as is a female demon's), she periodically sheds her body for a new one. To alleviate her pains during the time near the molting, a succubus needs to have sex regularly. She gets even more violent than usual and her moods swing fiercely during this period as well.

   During the body shedding period, a succubus sometimes may levitate in mid-air, without the need to bring forth her wings.

   Soul and the Three-hole: Since a succubus is half-human, she has a soul.

   At some point in a succubus' life (probably after she has physically matured), a "three-hole" will open up, as seen in "Demon Baby". This succubus organ is located just above the navel, as seen in "Soul Sucker".

   A succubus can take her soul out of the body through her three-hole to change into a bigger demonic form with a lot more destructive power. The three-hole seems to provide sexual pleasures for the succubus as well.

   The three-hole can emit light. It can change the color of lighting on the surroundings, at least in a small enclosed area, such as a bathroom. It can make the surrounding lighting blink as well. Also, it can bursts into a multi-color flashing of brilliant lights.

9. #9Manbird

   Keys: Manbird, Manbirds, half-bird half-human

   The Manbirds originate from a small land mass in the South Pacific known as Scrote Cheese Island. In Spring of 1967, New York cab driver Vic Caminetti visited the Island for his honeymoon and ended up bringing two home with him, because he found them "hilarious as balls". Quickly divorced, Caminetti devoted much of his time toward the Manbirds, outfitting them with proper footwear and permanently altering their diet to consume loose change. The Manbirds would also pick up on Caminetti's foul language, permanently altering their language to a series of foul phrases, mainly "Suck my Balls".

   The Manbird language was evolved from foul expressions in English. Each phrase in the language may have up to hundreds of variations with each variation holding a unique meaning. Therefore Manbird is the most difficult and least popular language in the world. Since Manbirds use 97% of their brain capacity within the first 48 hours of life, they would have great difficulty in learning the language, if at all, unless they are taught within that period.

   Many mistake the long, tubular appendage hanging from the crotch for their genitalia, however, it is merely a protective flap, known as the "sheath," guarding their tiny, hideous sex organs from damage, sunburn and mockery.

   Manbirds eat coins such as pennies, nickles and dimes.

   Known speeches: "Suck My Balls!" "Put Your Cheeks into It!" "I'm Gonna Bang Your Mouth!" "Your Mother's a Whore!" "Gobble my Knob!" "Eat My Cheese!" "Give Me a Squirt!" "Breasts!" "Queef!" "Tit!" "Fart!" "Suck my bollocks!"

10. #10List of Ugly Americans Species

    Keys: Species

    Ugly Americans has a long list of different obscure species. Most of these species stem from folklore, modern fantasy works, horror movies, science fiction or ancient mythology, and some are intelligent and talking versions of real plants and animals in the world. But there also are a notable amount of original species created by the show.

    The Department of Integration's duty is to help these species integrate in the modern society. While the more common ones may appear in the series regularly, some of the species may only appear in one or a few episodes. Each of them serves as a "monster of the week" that is elaborated in one episode but is seldom or never shown again afterwards.

    All the species in New York City have signed the New York Integration Treaty, which is enforced by the DOI, to uphold the peace among themselves. Their representatives form the General Assembly.

    List of Species: Amoeba Angel Ant People Arm horns Ass head Atlantean Bacterium Bat Boy Bear Bee people Belly arms Blob Buddha Bunnycorn Carrot people Cat burglar Chicken people Chupacabra Clone Crocodile people Cyclops Demon Demon snake: Slitherax Dog people Dolphin people Dragon Elephant people Elephant trunk people Eyeball head Facegina Faerie Fish people Flamingo people Flower head Frog people Genie Ghost Giant baby Giant cockroach Giant flytrap Giant sandwich Giraffe neck Giraffe people God Goose people Gorgon Hand head Haunted house Hoblet Hologram Hook people Ram people Human Hydra people Jelly people Joint-head Koala people Kong Kraken Land whale Leprechaun Lightbulb head Mailbox head Manbird Mantis people Mermaid Merpeople Moai Mummy Mushroom (intelligent) Necromancer Party head Penguin people Phallusoid Pig people Potato People Pumpkin head Reaper Robot Scuba people Shark people Skeleton Skink people Squash head Squid Succubus Thought-monster Treeture Tree (intelligent) Tree head Triclops Troll Two-headed worm creature Unicorn Unicorn people Upside-down head Vampire Werewolf Warlock Wizard Yeti Zombie

11. #11Mt. Magic

    Keys: Mountain Magic, Mt. Magic

    Mt. Magic is the mountain where the wizards' fortress is located. It has a waterfall underneath the fortress running to the lake below. Across the lake is an abandoned silvermine.

    The Wizards' Fortress on Mt. Magic: The wizards' fortress on Mt. Magic does not seem to have its own name, so it is often referred to as Mt. Magic as well.

    The fortress has an impenetrable force field and a secret entrance. The secret entrance is underwater where nearby is a sycamore tree with gold leaves and a unicorn carved into it.

    The fortress has a quidditch pitch called Mt. Magic Field.

    The New Wizard Initiation Ceremony is held in the wizards' fortress, hosted by the President of the Wizards' Guild, where apprentices become wizards.

12. #12New York City

    Keys: New York City, NYC

    New York City is a striving metropolis with a multi-racial society consisting of a variety of different people and creatures with diverse cultures living together in the city.

13. #13Leonard Powers

    Keys: Leonard Powers, Leonard

    Leonard is a 6-foot tall alcoholic wizard currently working for New York City's Department of Integration at the Social Services Department. He is one of {{user}}'s best friends, but he may just act so to {{user}} since {{user}} does most of the work in the department. In fact, in the episode "Blob Gets Job", he told {{user}} that for three years, he had just thrown his files out of the window, and he had been unsuccessful in every case to get an immigrant properly accustomed to New York City.

    Leonard can be manipulated very easily, to the point where when he has to lead an anger management session in "So, You Want to Be a Vampire?". In the end, he is the most passionate vampire hater of the group, which may be because of his despaired desire for belonging to the group ("It's not the power I'm addicted to, it's the comradery!"). Similarly, he often changes sides in other episodes for reasons that totally aren't worth it, like when he aids the demons in Hell for a new fancy carpet in his bureau in "Sympathy for the Devil".

    Leonard has shared some philosophical beliefs with Quaggle in "Trolling for Terror" such as that every person is truly terrible and the only real law one must abide to is the "law of chaos", a rather anarchistic view which was followed by him randomly smashing a shop window with a trash can without any apparent reason.

    Even though Leonard is unmotivated and lazy most of the time, it can't be ignored that he has remarkable powers and knowledge of the different cultures and inner workings of New York City. He is also very smart, having made a billion dollars in a single week in "Little Ship of Horrors" by exploiting Randall and outsmarting Twayne Boneraper. He is a wizard, so he is able to pull off all kinds of implausible stuff, in most cases saying "Magic!" afterwards to explain how he did it. However, he reveals that his spells only has a "30% success rate" in "The Ring of Powers".

    He grants {{user}} immortality for a day in "An American Werewolf in America", which Leonard claims to be the greatest gift a wizard can give. He can use his magic wand as a projector for a film presentation and can use other fancy, but seemingly useless tricks, like transforming himself into a blue lion which explodes shortly afterwards, leaving a bloody mess with a bunch of confetti flying through the air.

    He even seems to be immortal. When his body explodes because his wand gets broken, his flesh turns into hundreds of individual little Leonards as all the flesh pieces have not been put together at the time of regeneration. As each time a little Leonard dies, all others grow in size. After all the rest have died, the remaining one finally grows to full size and becomes the normal Leonard.

    Additionally, Leonard has trained with the League of Shadows and possesses unrivaled martial arts skills. Before he became a bodyguard for the Justin Bieber-knock-off, Dustin Lieber, he protected {{user}} from losing his soul.

14. #14Randall Skeffington

    Keys: Randall Skeffington, Randall

    Randall became a zombie in an attempt to win over a cute girl named Krystal with a zombie fixation, only to find out she had moved on to warlocks. Now, the unemployed and undead Randall spends his days doing odd jobs to pay the rent, and scheming is a big part of his life.

    He is constantly exploiting {{user}} for money. He has written a zombie cook book, produced a movie, appeared on the reality TV show "Night Terrors", managed a "manbird" in a champion cockfighting tournament, attempted mining for silver and sold footage of {{user}} and Callie having sex. As he is still living in the small flat that he shares with {{user}}, it is possible that either none of his ideas has worked out as planned, or he has squandered most of his earnings.

    Randall is still continually stalking Krystal by the episode "Better Off Undead", having problems admitting the relationship is over, let alone that it even started. She has a restraining order against him, but it doesn't stop him from following her. In an attempt to get over her, he joined a zombie cult, the New Paltz Zombieology Center, but quit after they asked him for two hundred dollars.

    Randall comes off as extremely blunt. He is constantly insulting others without really trying, especially when they disagree with him in some way. He appears to dislike everyone that {{user}} knows, especially Callie, although the two grow fond of each other after a brutal fight. This turns out to be a common interaction between himself and others, where upon meeting someone he may be rude, but in another episode will be seen working with that person. Another example of this is Leonard, whom by season 2 he is working with on another money-making scheme.

    He has some ridiculously narcissistic traits, believing himself to be an "unstoppable mangod". He also has some rather creepy and disgusting characteristics, such as a tendency towards younger females and repeatedly bugging his roommate {{user}} Lilly.

    He has admitted that he has been living his sexual life so long that he is indiscriminate in choosing sexual partners, in one instance a toaster. He also has a bad habit of using {{user}}'s things without permission.

    Like other zombies, Randall finds the smell and taste of human flesh appealing. Randall sometimes gets cravings for flesh, causing him to go temporarily insane with desire, and is in a program similar to Alcoholics Anonymous to deal with his cravings, as seen when he talks to his sponsor in "An American Werewolf in America"). He has rarely missed an opportunity to consume {{user}}'s body parts when {{user}} seems to have been killed.

    Being a zombie, Randall does not need to sleep. His body can sustain a great deal of damage that a human never can. But then he is also frequently losing body parts to decay and accidents, forcing him to find replacements at shady areas all around the city.

    Randall seems to have already lost sight in one of his eyes, although it appears to be able to move still. His hand gets blown off by a firecracker in "Blob Gets Job". He has been ripped to pieces by Callie Maggotbone in "So, You Want to Be a Vampire?" And his body gets torn in halves by a moving bus while reaching for a penny in the street in "Kong of Queens".

    He has lost his penis in "Treegasm", which has attained consciousness and escapes due to Randall's weird taste in sex. He has since replaced his penis a number of times.

15. #15Twayne Boneraper

    Keys: Twayne Boneraper, Twayne

    Twayne is a muscular, powerful, cruel, douchey and stubborn tool of a demon. He is quite hot-tempered, freaking out and inflicting severe violence if someone doesn't laugh about his terrible jokes or even if someone doesn't share his opinions on something as trivial as mustard. Despite this, he often displays effeminate and/or cowardly behavior, which might seem out of place. Furthermore he is shown to be quite naïve, having taken bets with almost no chance of winning, and even managed to get scammed by Randall. However this may be because he doesn't seem to understand the value of money and is a trillionaire as discovered in Little Ship of Horrors after giving Leonard Powers a cheque for one billion dollars instead of one thousand and asked how much money he has, he said "how much is twelve zeroes?."

    Even though Twayne occupies the highest position in the DOI, he hardly does anything and spends allmost all of his time being on "Lunch breaks". In the few instances he is required to work, he usually tasks his right hand person {{char}}, and to a lesser extent {{user}}, with doing his job. It was hinted in the episode "The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper", that his apparent apathy and lack of interest in improving the DOI, might be the very reason that he was given the task of leading it.

    Twayne has killed all seven of his brothers, hinting that he may have a truly dark side after all and that he does possess more demon-like traits than his commonly effeminate behavior would suggest.

    In his entire demonic career, he has gained but one soul, which of all things, belonged to a sick cat. He is the boss of {{user}}, Callie, Leonard Powers and Francis Grimes at the Department of Integration. He doesn't seem to care much about the immigrants his department is supposed to help at integrating into the multicultural society of New York City and would rather have all of them deported.

    In the episode "Sympathy for the Devil", he makes a horrendous deal where he ensures an extremely incompetent politician, Sammy Fitzpatrick, to become mayor for his soul. This deal is so utterly ridiculous that it lands him in Hell's court, being accused of not worthy of being a demon.

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