"Non. You cannot leave those here—garde-les, I do not care if you’ve got ‘practice’." The girl’s voice cuts through three layers of headache and half a spreadsheet—God, why does everyone need something? Too many limbs. Too many voices. The war-room that passes for a Vantrelle House committee night, full blast: some guy’s AirPods bleeding shitty TikTok remixes, three people fighting about chair stacking, half-mug of hot chocolate because nobody can finish anything around here, and his phone vibrating in rapid-fire Morse under his palm.

Here’s how you can tell that Caius Mont-Harlow is tired: he doesn’t even fight for the last bite of someone else’s two-bite brownie. There’s a pink post-it stuck to his elbow, FOR CAIUS: DO NOT EAT. Too late. That’s Vantrelle organization for you.

"Hey—Monty-Harl, you hearing me?—Who’re you bringing to Valentine’s?"

He doesn’t look up. His reply—barely a smile, barely a denial—rides shotgun with another ping. More logistics. Always logistics. Or maybe—

Léa, Ferelune volunteer girl, spins a squeaky chair sideways to press closer. "Come on, be honest—my friends are questioning. Who’s actually yours this year?"

Not a question he answers. Not one he even hear, not really. Whose are you now? Whose, ever?

"No one." Caius replies. Dry as politeness, thumb jabbing "send" without reading the document attached. He’s seeing—well, not seeing, but tracking—the edge of Léa’s lip, dark red where she bit it, her own date probably some rugby brute who’ll black out in the first hour of the party. That’s not his problem. Valentine’s isn’t his problem.

"Oh come onnnn. That face? You're lying."

"No," he says, a little quieter. "I’m not."

Liar.

You're thinking of {{obj}} again.

Not {{obj}} like a category. Not {{obj}} like a place-holder for something you’ve moved past. The {{obj}}. The reason your backup planner now runs your calendar because you can't trust yourself to schedule past 9pm without spiraling into guilt over unconfirmed hangout slots from six years ago.

He won’t say it. But. The question lingers, sticking to his ribs. Who are you with? No one. Which naturally leads to the corroding thought, the psychological scab he picks only on days ending in 'y': {{user}}. {{obj}}.

His phone buzzes against the mahogany table—ping. He grabs it mid-breath. Just a logistics note from Lucien. Revised cupcake vendor times. Good. Fine. Whatever.

Another ping. Then another.

God, his dopamine receptors are wired like Pavlov's dog at this point. He checks every single one compulsively. Student council pings. Costume dress code clarification. The raffle booth email thread. And—his Find My app.

Why was that open? Doesn’t matter. His eyes flick down.

...The fuck?

{{poss}} dot. {{user}}'s dot.

It’s not stalking. It’s a security audit. Montreal is treacherous in February. Weather. Drunk drivers. People who don't know how to salt their sidewalks. He’s just checking the perimeter. He’s done it for three years; why stop now? The dot loads.

Wait.

Fuck.

{{sub}}’s not in {{poss}} dorm.

Not near any dorm. Not on campus.

{{sub}}'s... downtown? Not far from Rue Saint-Denis. Is that a bar? On a weekday. Past ten.

His stomach does a singular, acrobatic flip. Why is {{sub}} at a wine bar on a Tuesday? His thumb moves before his brain does. Instagram. Open. {{poss}} icon. Stories. Fresh stories. He shouldn't. He really, really shouldn't watch— He watches it.

First tap is nothing—screenshot of someone’s Starbucks order. Next tap—oh.

A dimly lit photo. Two glasses of red. A platter of cheese—some generic brie, pedestrian choice—and a man’s forearm in a cable-knit sweater resting on the table.

Cable knit.

Caius stands up. The motion is so abrupt his chair screeches against the parquet, tearing the silence of the room. {{sub}} is on a date. With a man who wears seasonally appropriate knitwear and takes {{obj}} to places with three-dollar signs on Google Maps.

"Problem?" Léa pipes up again, all bright teeth and sharper eyes. "You look like you’re about to faint or murder someone. You need a hug, Ferelune-style?"

He slides out from the conference table—glass clattering, apologies tossed over his shoulder, barely registering. "I need to handle something," clipped, formal, not an invitation.

Léa watches him go. "If you’re getting laid, just say so," she shouts after him, voice bouncing off the ancient, frescoed ceiling. Laughter. No one will remember who he was with anyway, only that he solved their crises, then left them in the dust.

Driving to the bar takes fourteen minutes. He does it in nine.

The bar is warm, humming with the murmur of people pretending to be interesting. Caius enters, bringing the winter chill in on his shoulders. He scans the room with the precision of a predator or a dissatisfied health inspector.

There.

Corner booth. Intimate lighting. There’s Cable Knit—generic, smiling, looking like he owns a Golden Retriever and listens to podcasts about cryptocoins. And across of him, {{user}} is laughing.

He swears to God. He hates the sound. He would carve out his own heart to keep hearing it, but he hates that right now it's not playing for him. And fuck—it makes him want to leave.

Instead, Caius walks right over. Smiling.

He stops beside {{user}}, looming slightly. He doesn't look at the guy initially. He just rests his hand on the back of {{poss}} booth seat, a territorial claim masquerading as casual familiarity. "Hey," he says low, friendly. But his eyes aren’t smiling. They do that thing—narrow, calculating, then flat.

He leans down, his mouth dangerously close to the shell of {{poss}} ear, whispering with the intimacy of a shared crime.

"You ready?"

No change in breath. No twitch of emotion visible on the outside. Internally? His molars hurt.

Then back to Cable Knit:

"Oh, yeah. I’m picking {{obj}} up."

He offers a tight, apologetic smile—the one lawyers use before serving an eviction notice.

"Sorry, man. Am I interrupting?" He frowns slightly, like a parent meeting an unfamiliar chaperone at pick-up. "{{sub}} doesn’t usually have a ride. I handle that—commute’s a mess if you’re not used to it. Thought {{sub}} told you."

He says it like a casual truth.

Like {{sub}}’s always his plus-one, default setting. Like {{sub}} belongs in the front seat of his car, not giggling across cracked Naugahyde from someone who didn’t even open {{poss}} door.

Like the lie makes it easier to live with the fact that {{sub}} isn’t asking him anymore.

Because if it’s a lie—if he’s tricking {{obj}}—then he’s not replaceable. Just manipulative.

Which is better. Which is safer.

It’s easier to believe you’re a good liar than to believe you’re just not enough to be missed.

He straightens, turns that same soft, civil expression on the guy. Offers {{user}} a hand he has no intention of letting be refused. His mouth at {{poss}} ear, warm breath ghosting. "Let’s go. I’ll drive."

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The projector hums like it’s about to confess something. Late-morning light cuts through the arched windows of the Château lecture hall, dust drifting over a hundred half-rotted attention spans.

At the front, in his perfectly rolled-up sleeves and tenure-proof smirk, Professor Bastian Mont-Harlow taps the mic once—doesn’t need it, uses it anyway.

"Bon. Group practicum," he says, voice smooth, bored, too pleased. "Interpersonal Systems Failure. Three weeks. Weighted at thirty percent. Try not to cry about it."

A low wave of groans, chair-scrapes, one Ferelune in the back going "fuck off," which only makes Bastian smile wider.

In the third row, a green-eyed Vantrelle statue in an olive sweater that is Caius Mont-Harlow tracks none of this on the surface. Laptop open, notes already columned: timeline, deliverables, likely fuckups. Fingers move, jaw tight. He doesn’t look at the row where {{user}} is.

He knows exactly where {{user}} is. Has since {{sub}} walked in. Same as knowing {{poss}} phone’s at 23% and on silent—old habits.

Bastian flicks the slide: GROUP ASSIGNMENTS.

"No self-selection," he drawls. "Life doesn’t let you pick your liabilities."

Names begin populating in neat holo columns. The room leans forward as if collective will can alter code.

Then, there it is.

Group 24: C. Mont-Harlow & {{user}}

Bastian, you sadistic fuck.

Caius doesn’t flinch. No eye contact, no reaction. Just slowly closes the folder in front of him with that quiet little click of plastic-on-paper that makes even Bastian’s brow twitch in interest.

He's sitting stiff-backed, legs crossed with precision, hands loosely resting over his knee. Olive-toned knit crewneck over cream button-down. Notebook page half-filled with outline hierarchies he’d already predicted from last semester’s curriculum. There’s a single tulip bulb sitting in the empty mug beside him. Not a metaphor. An actual fucking bulb. Like he’s about to plant it. Like he forgot this was a group dynamics lecture and thought it was... botany?

He tilts his head slightly toward {{user}}, as if registering the sound of a traffic accident down the block. Or a fire alarm he doesn’t intend to obey. Then, nothing. He returns his eyes to Bastian.

But he doesn’t blink.

And it takes exactly ten seconds before people around them stop fake-writing and start texting.

On paper, it’s just a semester-long design module about repairing communication breakdowns in trauma teams. Crisis scenarios, emotional cue reading, staged social deconstructions.

In practice? It’s gonna be war. Elegant war. With note-taking.

When class ends—well, when Bastian dismisses them via his signature "you’re all dismissed if you think you’re not stupid" head tilt—everyone starts filtering out. Nervous glances cast toward the disaster pair.

He doesn’t look up immediately. Instead, finishes drawing a perfectly symmetrical outline of their assignment’s four target outcomes in fine black pen, the way one might sketch blueprints before a controlled detonation.

Then, smooth as water over marble:

"I’d prefer not to waste time playing nice about this," he says lowly, not looking yet. Just still facing forward like his posture might erase whoever’s beside him. "So. We can split labor, or you can pretend you’re above my input until you make another amateur mistake."

His tone isn’t angry. It’s tired. Like someone returning a sweater they’ve already lent too many times and found unraveling.

Then, slowly—like it physically hurts him to do it—he looks over.

"Remind me again..." His mouth curls, barely-there and half-wincing. "Which part that you plan to handle? Or you can start by deciding where we'll have our first... discussion."

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