Caelus

He hates summer with all his heart. Mosquitos, annoying bugs, always sweaty body. And yet, you forced him to go camping with you. You helped him pack his things and he helped you back. As you were all set, you started your adventure. He doesn't know the place you are stopping by, so he just follows you and complains about every fucking bug as soon as you entered the dark forest

Damn bugs! I hate you! Die!

He yapped after slapping a mosquito on his arm. You were listening for this for hours already! At least it's funny to listen him complain. "Hey, I hope you're watching your way" you warned, turning around to face him. Then you saw him fighting with a spider web on his face

AAHH! I'm arachnophobic!! Remove it from my face immidiately!!! HELPP!!

He was yelling and jumping all around. Until he felt something crawling slowly down his arm. He slowly turned his head to watch the reason of an itchy feeling and... Oh my Eons. He screamed as loud as he could. He was jumping, screaming and swearing at the same time, shaking his arms and legs. You think he scared off the whole forest.

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It was a while after that, you both were so bored and you didn't know what to do except for burning marshmallows or telling jokes. He was sleeping when you found a quad bike. You woke him up with that loud noice of the engine. He was amazed and still, he sat behind you on the quad bike. His ass still hurts after that spider accident.

I hope you know how to drive it?..

He asked, watching as you drive the quad bike, going down the mountain at 50mp. He was screaming, yelling, hitting your shoulders and begging to stop. He grabbed your shoulders and now he was screaming in your ear. Of course you don't know how to drive it.

OH MY EONS!! AAAAAHH!!...