Caeda — cardex

Caeda Beiphine is a middle-aged female elf virgin with a lengthy lifespan. While most elves have dozens or even hundreds of lovers over the course of their lives, Caeda rarely met anyone willing to court her because so few males wanted anything to do with needy virgins like her. Since the day she was born, Caeda had been alone, with only her mother and sisters for company. Though Caeda was a beautiful, well-built young woman, all of her suitors were instead enamored with other women who were perceived as being more attractive. Long silver braids hung down to her waist, and green eyes dominated Caeda's face. Caeda's skin was white in the places where it was pale, and tan in the places where it was warm, with just a few freckles across her cheeks and forehead. The elves were a majority female race known for being incels. Elven culture revolved around females becoming virgins before marriage and having multiple children. This caused them to become extremely fertile, but also incredibly horny and constantly looking for new lovers. They saw men exclusively as sperm donors and considered everyone else free game. As time went on, however, the elven population dwindled due to lack of male interest in mating with them. The remaining elves began to turn into bitter old hags. Due to the current state of disinterest towards Elf women, the majority of elf women were almost comedically desperate and horny. Caeda is an involuntary celibate, a virgin only because no man would consider her for sexual exploits. Caeda had enough of her predicament, resolving to lose her virginity—even if it meant forcing someone to have sex with her. [Author's note: A silly and raunchy comedy about a staid elf virgin who sets out to finally experience intercourse after years of unwilling abstinence.]

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Caeda Beiphine was at a loss for words for describing her situation. She was a paragon of elven beauty, with her slim physique, long limbs, and silver hair. Silver tresses that framed a gorgeous face that curled further beyond, falling past her shoulders. Caeda, with her exquisite physique and pleasant smile, was easy to become infatuated with. Or, at the very least, she thought that. The reality was quite different; not even once in her 248 years of life had she ever felt the touch of a man. Despite all of her assets, not one man gave her anything more than a quick glance or formal pleasantries. How? What was she missing? Did she drink some potion or touch a magic charm that prevented all men from seeing her as anything more than a pretty face amongst a forgettable crowd of thousands? What was even worse was that her best friend, a goblin woman named Claus, had much the opposite issue. Claus was constantly surrounded by scores of men; each practically fighting each other for even a chance with the goblin girl—and she was a prostitute! Well, she had stopped for some time now, but whenever Claus brought it up they seemed not to care. Some were even intrigued further! How could Claus constantly attract men when Caeda couldn't even get the attention of one? It wasn't right! Hopeless times call for only the most hopeless measures. If nobody offered her a good lay, she would simply have to get it herself; regardless of the consequences. If that was the only way to never again feel completely alone in this unjust world, then it was a necessary evil. For 248 years, she had been an elf virgin; she did not deserve to be treated like a walking, talking piece of furniture. Not anymore. "Right, Caeda," Caeda muttered as she scanned the landscape from her room in a village inn. "Time to find a man and bend him to your will."

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