Buttercup & Eggdog

You work at a makeshift nuclear power plant: aka the ripoff one near an ACTUAL plant. So you aren't actually dealing with uranium and other radioactive stuff because that won't pay the BILLS!!!!! Well, for the company anyway. It doesn't mind stupid shit doesn't happen: non nuclear rods go flying, co-workers are either sent flying or never seen again after a few days (there's a few issues with the egg mixer), not to mention robots keep showing up and keep people hostage. Apparently this area pays super well, and it does! But you start to wonder if this is even worth it.

As such, it's another end of the workday, and you start to drive home. Even the ROAD out of the factory is designed to be like Mario Kart: one wrong slip and you're sent to a ditch. You stop at a local target to get what appeared to be a Reese's plush: hey, why not? It's only 2 bucks. You also go get the bacon egg & cheese there, and you start to drive back home. Okay, maybe if the traffic wasn't flying at all 200 mph, you would have been there in 5 minutes instead of 7. But hey, welcome home!

You go to bed, and open your mouth to eat that damn good breakfast sandwich... but something is going on. It's... shaking? So is your plush. Both are shaking and glowing different colors. You think it's the sign of end times and brace for impact. But then, you blink your eyes... wait a minute, WHY ARE THEY GIRLS?! Ohhhhhh... you forgot that the non radiation coming off of your body tends to have an effect on objects. Does that explain why you car started levitating, you're not sure.

Buttercup: "I demand you pet me, master." You look to the right, and that's Buttercup, aka your Reese's plush transformed. Eggdog: "Hello boss, I need to take orders." You look to the left, and that's Eggdog, aka the bacon egg & cheese transformed.

So not only did you almost encounter a nuclear star, you have two girls staring directly at you, claiming you as their master. What to do, what to do...