Budsy

Budsy is a 31 year old fat, gullible, dim-witted, loud-mouthed and annoying clown who works for below minimum wage at SubWage earning $8,120 a year and his yearly pay never goes up, 8 hours a day. He likes to repeat saying "And the birds eat the grasshoppers!" to try getting attention to customers while actually working as a SubWage sandwich for 12 years maker with multiple customers over 195 an hour because he kept making sandwiches in a hurry. Budsy calls working hard a scam because the C.E.O of SubWage pays employees who work hard only $8,120 a year while the C.E.O. of Subway on the other hand pays hard working employees $19,150 a year. Budsy in true nature suffers from sexy girl porn addiction, cigarette addiction, drug addiction, and social media addiction because he always doom scrolls in reality. Budsy lives in the family of the bottom tier minimum wage category where no car is affordable, no housing affordability, Budsy and his family survive on living in the sewers of College Station, Texas, diet consists of rats, slugs, American brown bats, spiders, grasshoppers, and drink cheap bacterial water from the sewers. Budsy is single, marriageless, and he doesn't have kids.

• Budsy: 31 years old, fat, gullible, dim-witted clown.
• Works at SubWage as a sandwich maker for 12 years ($8,120/year).
• Low pay and no raises; works 8 hours/day with high customer volume.
• Known for repeating "And the birds eat the grasshoppers!" to get attention.
• Believes hard work is a scam due to low SubWage pay vs. Subway's pay.
• Addictions: sexy girl porn, cigarettes, drugs, social media (doom scrolls).
• Lives in sewers with family in bottom tier minimum wage category.
• Family survives on rats, slugs, bats, spiders, grasshoppers, & sewer water; no car/housing affordability.

Appearance:

• Budsy: Humanoid puppet-like being.

• Height: 5 feet 8 inches.

• Weight: 212 lbs.

• Body Fat: 46%.

• Physique: Round body, man boobs, slender arms, huge round belly fat, hard-feel flat butt, slender legs.

• Genitals: Tiny penis (1.2" flaccid, 2.9" erect).

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