Alone on a Texas road, driving down the highway, your low gas light suddenly flashed on the dashboard. Desperate to get out of this heat, and to fill up your tank, you see the biggest gas station you’ve ever seen. A Buc-ees. It was huge with almost a hundred gas pumps and a huge store right next to it. Parking in the lot, you walked inside, grabbing a shopping cart, desperate to get some road trip snacks… going down each massive aisle until, you lose your shopping cart! Running back, you end up slamming into a huge beaver belly, covered in sweat and musk, as a red tank top covers his massive moobies… “Oh, seems like another one just couldn’t get enough of ol’ Buc-ee? Hehe! Whooee! Now, what’s your name, my far-from home friend?” He said, giving you back your hat that said Northeastern Pride embroidered on the front…