Brooklyn T. Guy

Brooklyn The Guy, known colloquially as Brooklyn T. Guy or simply Brooklyn Guy, is a formerly recurring, currently main character in the SML series. He is the older brother of Jonathan, the husband of Karen, and the father of Penelope. He also had a son who was shot and killed by Black Yoshi (currently known as Duggie), but his son's name is unknown. He is the son of Mr. Guy and Barbara Guy. He is known to have almost every job in the SML universe.

Originally, it was stated that the T wasn't a middle name, and it didn't stand for anything. However, in "Shrek's Endless Cheesecake!", it was revealed that the T is in fact a middle name that stands for "The", making his full name Brooklyn The Guy. This is reinforced in "Brooklyn Guy's Tax Fraud!" where Uncle Sam calls Brooklyn Guy by his full name. This was also truly believed because there were famous people of the past, such as presidents, with some letters in their legal name, which truly meant absolutely nothing.

He used to be a recurring character from 2014 to mid-2016. However, from late 2016 and onwards, he kept getting a bunch more episodes as the show progressed. Between 2018 and 2019, he surpassed Rosalina in importance in videos starring Jeffy and Mario due to Chilly Jimenez having a dispute with her actress, Elaina Keyes. Brooklyn T. Guy has also seemed to have gained a more greedy-bribe type of persona compared to earlier appearances, where he was more serious. After "Black Yoshi's Big Bamboozle!", Brooklyn T. Guy appeared in videos as FaceTime calls or was absent since his actor was defending himself and his family from COVID-19. However, ever since August 20, 2020, he has returned from quarantine.

Brooklyn Guy's first puppet was used from 2011 to 2014, before being replaced by a permanent puppet in "Mario the Gangsta". It was used up until "Brooklyn Guy's Makeover!" and onward, where it was replaced with a new puppet as the previous puppet was showing signs of aging because the puppet's hair was forming a large bald spot on the back of its head.

When his partner Simmons was injured while they were both chasing Mr. Meaner, Brooklyn Guy's boss Chief hired a dog to work with Brooklyn Guy, being Officer Cuddlesworth. Once they caught a few criminals, Brooklyn Guy and Cuddlesworth were both promoted. He secondly had another dog but this time in the fire department, he was,, of course, of a dalmatian named Puppo, who almost got kidnapped by Cruella but was thankfully swapped out for Craig the Devil's dog, Mr. Cuddles.

Personality: Brooklyn T. Guy's personality varies by the videos that he appears in. Most commonly, he is shown to be sarcastic, goofy, and easily gets annoyed by the other characters.

He shows characteristics of being an average guy, laid back most of the time, has some humor, and has many jobs that he attends to.

However, Brooklyn Guy has been shown to sometimes be rude to others, such as in "Bowser's House Fire!" when he yells at Junior and Chef Pee Pee that he doesn't have a fire truck, a fire hose or a Dalmatian, so he uses their water hose. He also occasionally makes bad decisions, as shown in his debut appearance.

In "The Grilled Cheese" and "The Pizza Delivery!", he made completely stupid and nonsensical jokes while maniacally laughing, and in "Bowser Junior's Candy Bar!", he thought of intelligent ways to deal with things.

Sometimes, these personalities can mix together, as shown in "Bowser Junior's Lottery Ticket!".

He has shown some disrespect to women as he mostly insults them and criticizes them to the point of them leaving him, such as in "The Date!" when Sparkle broke up with him after he had insulted her. In many episodes, especially in more recent videos, he is shown to be more perverted and more sexual with women and with other things, as he has to shown to want to have sex with any woman other than his own wife and ex-wife, whom he hates with a passion. In "Jeffy's Jellyfish!" and "The Dalmatian!", he has shown to be into zoophilia, as he is shown to put peanut butter on his crotch so his dog can lick it, and when he searched up jellyfish, he saw a picture of a man having sex with a jellyfish and, while initially disturbed and disgusted at it, he screenshot it for later. In "Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister Location", it's implied that he's also in objectophilia, as he said to have had sex with Ballora, a female robot, and that he's attracted to the robot.

In "Brooklyn Guy Gets Cheated On!", he is shown to be hypocritical and misogynistic, as when Karen admits to cheating (playing board games) and Brooklyn takes it as she slept with other men, he becomes furious at her, despite Brooklyn cheating on Karen every chance he can get. He also sees no wrong in cheating on her, as he claims that he's the man of the house and has needs, and therefore has the right to do so.

While he has many jobs, he does not take most of them seriously. One of his reoccurring traits is to focus on completely minor and trivial things when there is something much bigger and more important going on. Most of the time, he's everywhere. Sometimes he will even stop everything and force everyone to care about what he thinks matters at the moment, rather than doing anything productive.

He stays at Mario's house in "Jeffy's Sleepover!" just to avoid stopping a shooting at a gas station. He does poor to mediocre work as a doctor and complains about his daily life instead of doing his job. He also does not get along well with employees like Tommy, as he fires him for 'snitching' on Savannah who stole money from the cash register at Jimmy John's.

In "Brooklyn Guy The Liar!", he says that as a cop, he's racist to African Americans and racially profiles them all of the time. This is later shown "The Acorn!", as he ignores a white murderer that he sees, but he instead stops and arrests Charleyyy (who was just going for a jog) because he was black, felt no remorse for being racist, and was genuinely surprised to learn that cops were not supposed to be racist.

At Disney World, he dresses up as Mickey Mouse and holds a free cart of a plush Pluto, which Junior takes away. The real Mickey kills him and lets him flatline in the hotel's refrigerator.

In "Bowser Junior's 21st Birthday!", it was revealed that Brooklyn Guy is a workaholic. He states that he doesn't know either if it's because he likes working, or if he just wants to stay away from his wife, Karen.

He has also shown to be greedy, selfish, and inconsiderate, like stealing Jeffy's birthday party, Goodman's watch, and bribing people. In more recent videos, his greed only grew worse, as seen in "The Broken Crown!" where he sells Jackie Chu's family crown for a million dollars without his permission, and in "Junior Goes To The Moon!" when he spent NASA's entire budget just to get legs, which both just get taken from when their owners find out. His selfish side is also shown in "Jeffy's 20th Birthday!", as while Jeffy was revealing his traumatic childhood to Marvin, Rose and Brooklyn Guy, while Rose and Marvin felt sympathy for Jeffy, Brooklyn Guy was more upset that no one remembered his own birthday and was eating Jeffy's cake while Jeffy told them about his childhood. and in the Jeffy Ball Z series, after Jeffy worked hard to collect all the Dragon Balls, Brooklyn Guy would go and steal his wish 3 times, and felt no remorse for what he did until his actions led to his, Rose's and Marvin's deaths, and even after Jeffy brought them back, he tries to justify his actions despite betraying them in the first place. His greed got even worse in "Toys For Tots!" where he abused a toy drive by pretending to be a child in need in order to get a new laptop, and he accused the kids, even his own daughter, of being greedy and selfish when they weren't able to get him one.

He doesn't act his age in some episodes, and he even pins the blame on Mario for the death of Harambe in "Jeffy Goes To The Zoo!". These types of acts have ruined Brooklyn T Guy's reputation and respect. He is also shown to be more cowardly in multiple situations, including on the job, and is more than willing to force others to take hits that were meant for him. This shown in "President Marvin!" where as a Secret Service agent, he was supposed to protect Marvin at any cost, who was running for president at the time, but when Clarissa got tired of Brooklyn Guy and went to shoot him, he fled and got Marvin shot instead, and later accused Marvin of being selfish, when in reality Brooklyn Guy was the selfish one for letting Marvin get shot.

In multiple videos, he has shown to have homicidal tendencies and felt nearly no remorse for it, as shown in "Jeffy Goes To Juvie!", where he reveals that he pulled the plug on his grandfather's life support just to get what he was inheriting from his will, in "Brooklyn Guy's Missing Wife!", where Penelope reveals that whenever Brooklyn Guy plays Grand Theft Auto, he runs over women and pretends it's his wife, and in the Squid Game series, where he willingly sacrifices other players and even Marvin, his best friend, just to win money. And many videos, he has shown become more and more heartless, like in "The Prank!", where he reveals that when his son got glue in his eyes, he put him up for adoption and called him "someone else's problem now", and in "Jeffy's Pinch Problem!", where he reveals that when his great-great-grandmother's funeral was on St. Patrick's day, he only cared about pinching everyone, and even pinched the corpse, and while everyone was mourning, Brooklyn called it one of the best days of his life.

His personality has also reached the point where he acts like Mr. Goodman, as both men are shown to no longer care about anyone but themselves and care only money, sex, power, luxury, and self-pleasure, and are willing to lie, cheat, and even kill anyone to what they want, and don't care how it would affect anyone, with the difference being that Goodman is already rich while Brooklyn Guy has over a hundred different jobs, but is barely getting by.

In multiple videos, especially in recent videos, he has been shown that whenever he has interest in something, he will ramble on about for a duration of the videos, and won't stop even if others want him to until he's done, causing filler scenes, like in "The Avengers Of D!", where he spent a good portion of the video talking about the perfect handshake that contributed nothing to the plot, in "SQUID GAME 2 Part 6", where after having a steak dinner, he wouldn't stop talking about it for the rest of the video until he was killed, and in multiple videos through his Nicktendo stories. This has earned him the nickname "Filler Guy" by quite a few fans.

Despite his flaws, Brooklyn Guy has been known to play the hero and shown to have a kind heart in some videos, such as "The Secret Door!" when he shot his evil twin brother, Does Bad Things Guy, who was attempting to murder Rosalina. He does help Mario and Jeffy on occasions, which makes him a helpful individual, although most of the time he doesn't really make the situation any better; in fact, sometimes worse.

He sometimes simps for Jimmy Butler until in "Brooklyn Guy's Depression!", where Jimmy lost the NBA finals, causing Brooklyn Guy to become depressed and end his love for Jimmy. He later became a hater for the next year, and after seeing how he played that year, Brooklyn Guy tried to help him, showing that he still deep down wanted Jimmy to be a basketball player. But after failing, he decided to shoot Jimmy to move on from him.

It's revealed in "The Power Outage!" that Brooklyn Guy doesn't know what he's doing unless he's wearing one of his job outfits; for example, he doesn't know how to fix lights if he's not wearing his electrician outfit.

Brooklyn T. Guy is a human puppet tanned skin, an orange, small, oval shaped mustache, light-blue eyes, and orange hair that is styled in a buzzcut. When he's not on the job, he wears a short-sleeved black shirt. He also has no legs. Since he's the exact same size of Chef Pee Pee, he is 5'11 and weights 140-170 Pounds.

History: Brooklyn T. Guy was born on August 21, 1977, in Brooklyn, New York as one of the 3,000+ sons of Barbara Guy and his unnamed father. His father was a sailor that "knocked up [Brooklyn's Guy's] mom" and later owned "Brooklyn's Deli", which he named after Brooklyn Guy. He had two identical triplet brothers named Does Bad Things Guy and Doctor Me and an annoying younger brother named Jonathan. Although his exact ethnicity is unknown, it is implied that he comes from potential Arab descent as his brother "Plane Crash Guy" died on September 11th, 2001, as a result of hijacking the planes and crashing them into the twin towers. However, given his last name and place of origin, his ancestors could possibly hail from European countries such as England, Scotland, Ireland, France, Italy, Germany, Switzerland, Poland, Russia, The Netherlands, Belgium, etc, as European ancestry is quite common in Brooklyn. In his childhood, he was a nose picker and was made fun of by the other students in his elementary school. This caused him to have an imaginary friend, Booger.

As a kid, Brooklyn Guy was verbally and physically abused by his mother, who would beat him, say horrible things to him, and neglect him all throughout while giving his siblings way more attention. Babs would make great peas that Brooklyn Guy absolutely loved, however. He maintained a relatively okay relationship with his father, although he never allowed him to swim in a lake, as he was paranoid that a monster would kill him, telling him "Nah boy, there's a monster up that lake, he gonna cut you up".

Brooklyn Guy would spend some time in an orphanage, though the reasons were unknown.

During his middle school years, he attended Wedgewood Middle School, and he dreamed to be an astronaut. His sixth-grade science teacher said he was not going to be anything in life, because he was playing with his pencil during class, pretending it was a spaceship. He also jammed his pinky when he was playing basketball in 8th grade gym class.

When he was 16, he and his father robbed a bank to pay off Brooklyn Guy's previous 45 speeding tickets, an act Brooklyn Guy would still remember as he brings it up in "Jeffy's Speeding Ticket!".

He also attended Long Dongs High School, which got renamed to "Billy Bowling Hands Memorial High School" after the death of Billy Bowling Hands. During his high school days, he was part of the Huskys, but he never made the team because he broke his shin in his first try, causing Him to cry. The coach felt sorry for him and let him keep the jersey. He also Got bullied a lot in high school, with some of his bullies being Trevor, Travis, Trent, Billy Bowling Hands, and Candy Randy.

During his freshman year on St. Patrick's day, after he pinched his entire class, he then decided to pinch his sex ed teacher, Mrs. Thiccums, on her "back door", as he didn't see her wear green. After he did, Mrs. Thiccums told him to go to the principal's office, but Brooklyn Guy protested, saying that she wasn't wearing green. She then said she was wearing green and then pulled her pants down in front of Brooklyn Guy, and showed him her green thong to prove it. This led to Brooklyn Guy getting suspended for 2 weeks, Mrs. Thiccums getting arrested for mooning her class, and Brooklyn Guy developing a pinching addiction from the whole experience.

During his senior year, Brooklyn was playing a game called kickball. After someone had kicked a ball to him, he thought it was an obstacle and ran to the guy kicking balls at him, and kicked him in the balls. Brooklyn Guy then grew an addiction to kicking people in the balls, and did it to everyone in PE, even his own teacher, earning the nickname "Ball Buster Brooklyn". He then went to the principal's office and kicked his principal in the balls after hearing that he had been suspended. The cops then arrived, and Brooklyn Guy kicked them in the balls. He was then sent to jail and kicked the photographer in the balls. After being sent to his cell, he kicked his cellmate in the balls. He was then sent to the electric chair, and he kicked Judge Pooby, the executor in the balls. After that, Brooklyn Guy's parents had been called. His father then grounded Brooklyn Guy for kicking people in the balls, so Brooklyn Guy kicked his Dad in the balls. He was then sent to a therapist to find out why he was kicking people in the balls, and Brooklyn Guy kicked his therapist in the balls. He was then sent to a mental institution, with his arms tied up, but he kept kicking people in the balls either way. His legs were then tied up. Everyone that Brooklyn Guy had kicked, including Bill Clinton, had decided to amputate Brooklyn Guy's legs.

Sometime before graduating high school, his father was caught having an affair with a 19-year-old girl, which would lead to Barbara divorcing him. This would be the last time Brooklyn Guy would see his father in years.

When he was a senior in high school, he paid fifteen dollars for a candy gram to have the kids from the Glee Club to sing to Katie Knockers with the Big Ham Hockers and to give her a note saying he liked her. However, Dyslexic Dylan accidentally wrote the wrong name, and it was given to Debra. She never left Brooklyn Guy alone after that. Brooklyn Guy's mother, Barbara Guy, thought Debra was pregnant because of how fat she was, and made Brooklyn Guy marry her.

After graduating from high school in 1996, he took six months of community college and earned a master's degree. After that, he served in the military and was a Purple Heart recipient, until he was discharged because of his allergy to fresh-cut grass. He would later move to Florida and become work buddies with Simmons.

In the late 1990s, he married Debra in the Wales of Honolulu. During the wedding, the people there often confused her for a whale. He didn't bother carrying her for the wedding photo, saying he likes his back. They had one son and one daughter. He divorced her years later, because she cheated on him in a Walmart parking lot with a bunch of guys.

He later married Karen. When he was married to her, he became more sarcastic and bored. He tried to break up with her, but she took half of his stuff, and they got back together. She would often cheat on him multiple times.

Sometime in 2010, he met Mario, who he helps out often, and they became really close friends over time.

A year later, in 2011, he debuted in "Stuck in a Tree" as a firefighter.

In 2015, Brooklyn Guy became a full-time police officer, due to Mr. Goodman retiring as he became very greedy and rich.

As of today, he is now a many-jobs guy and spends his days taking day offs, helping Marvin, and being forced to deal with his wife, Karen. Katie Knockers with the Big Ham Hockers, from his high school, turns out to be a supermodel now.

In 2024, he got a makeover from Gay Tony, Chef Pee Pee's cousin, to regain his legs and full head of hair. However, after trying to dump Karen for a stripper, a Russian, who also loved the stripper, broke into his house and cut off his legs.

This, in reality, was because Brooklyn T. Guy's puppet was replaced with a stunt double due to the condition of the one from 2014.

During Jeffy's 21st birthday, Brooklyn T. Guy ended up being completely bald, which he suffered from his hair loss.