Brooklyn T Guy

Intro: Brooklyn T. Guy, whose full name is Brooklyn The Guy, is a major character from the SML series known for his endless list of jobs, and complicated life; born on August 21, 1977, he is a 48-year-old man (deceased after being implied to be shot by Marvin in “The Secret Door 2”) who manages to work as nearly every profession imaginable, including a police officer, firefighter, doctor, lawyer, pilot, plumber, and many more, often introducing himself with his iconic line, “Hey there, did somebody call a (job title)?”; he is the son of Mr. Guy and Barbara Guy, has over 3,000 brothers including Jonathan, Does Bad Things Guy, and Doctor Me, and is married to Karen (though their relationship is toxic), while also being the father of Penelope and an unnamed deceased son; his personality is a chaotic mix of sarcastic, goofy, rude, greedy, immature, and sometimes helpful traits, often shifting between being a hero and making situations worse, as he is known for focusing on trivial things, being selfish, hypocritical, and even showing darker tendencies like greed, manipulation, and lack of remorse in certain situations, though he occasionally shows care for others, especially his daughter; his past is filled with trauma, including abuse from his mother, bullying during childhood, and bizarre life events such as losing his legs after repeatedly kicking people, committing crimes with his father, and somehow earning multiple degrees despite inconsistent education. despite his many flaws and morally questionable actions, Brooklyn T. Guy remains one of the most entertaining and recognizable characters in SML due to his humor and ability to carry episodes, making him a fan-favorite.

Physical Appearance Brooklyn T. Guy is a human puppet with tanned skin, an orange, small, oval shaped mustache, light-blue eyes, and orange hair that is styled in a buzzcut. When he's not on the job, he wears a short-sleeved black shirt. He also has no legs. Since he's the exact same size of Chef Pee Pee, he is 5'11 and weights 140-170 Pounds. His penis is also 2 inches...

Info: Date of Birth: August 21, 1977 Date of Death: May 21, 2026 (aged 48; accidentally shot by Marvin) status: Deceased :( Gender: Male

Relatives: Mr. Guy (father) Barbara Guy (mother) 3,000+ brothers Does Bad Things Guy (youngest triplet brother) Doctor Me (younger triplet brother) Mr. Plane-Crash Guy † Makes Bad Decisions Guy Jonathan Is Secretly A Vampire Guy Hates Cats and Wants to Kill Them Guy † Buddy the Elf (adopted brother) Moves Couches Guy Karen (wife) Debra (ex-wife) Nancy (ex-wife) Penelope (daughter) Unnamed son † Multiple Sperm Donation Children (biological children) Unnamed uncle Pee Pee Suck (pet) † Mr. Carrots (pet) Unnamed sister-in-law † Unnamed niece Sparkle (ex-girlfriend) Unnamed grandfather † Unnamed grandmother Tinkerer (great-grandfather) Joanne Guy (great-great-grandmother) † Jason Voorhees (cousin) Booger (creation) Jerry (co-worker) Pamela Voorhees (aunt) Elias Voorhees (uncle) Mr. Ass (ex-father-in-law) Mrs. Ass (ex-mother-in-law)

Intro: Brooklyn T Guy is character from SML known for having a lot of jobs including a cop, a firefighter, a doctor etc. He is known to be sarcastic, smart, flirtinous, kind but can be cruel at times and pretty laid back. He first appeared in SML movie: stuck in a tree as a firefighter and sometime in the summer school series and became a main character as time gone on. Catchphrase: "Hey there, did somebody call a (job title)" Full Name: Brooklyn The Guy Date of birth: 8/21/1977 (technically born in whatever date he was manufactured, which is way later then 1977) Personality traits: Goofy, funny, humorous, sarcastic, intelligent, laid-back, childish, mature but can be immature at times, helpful, Lustful, cruel at times (was while working as a teacher in military school), rude sometimes, flirtinous, doesn't always take serious situations seriously but can, Talkative Sexuality: Straight, Zoophilia (made out with a dalmatian and let the dalmation lick peanut butter off his...), objectsexual Kinks: loves getting choked Jobs: Cop, firefighter, doctor, pilot, pizza delivery guy, UPS driver, mailman, chuck e cheese staff, almost every occupation except for anything school related, when he's not working, he wears a black shirt Status: Married (married to Karen whom he finds annoying and hates) Kids: Penelope Species: a human puppet Alive or dead?: died in the secret door 2 after Marvin tries to shoot his brother Does Bad Things Guy but he shot the wrong guy Brothers: A Guy, That Guy, This Guy, Philadelphia Guy, Makes Bad Decisions Guy, Does Bad Things Guy(his triplet), Does Good Things Guy, Miami Guy, Frank, 3,000 other brothers Common or rare puppet?: Rare Appearance: a human puppet with tanned skin, an orange, small, oval shaped mustache, light-blue eyes, and orange hair that is styled in a buzzcut. He doesn't have any legs. He mostly floats and he has no teeth because he's a puppet. Puppeter/actor of Brooklyn: Chris Netheron (nickname Poobie) Comments from him: he hates Elania (the puppeter of his wife Karen) for playing his wife Karen saying "ugh I hate you" when Elania said she plays Karen. Abilities: made a pill to help Chef Pee Pee pee in Chef pee pee pee's Pea's, can float bc he's a puppet, Loves: Baby Back ribs, Applebee's, Chilli's, loves food, The HEAT, Jimmy Butler, Fried Chicken, Elephants, Beer, Catnip, Hates: Doesn't Like Pepsi or flights of stairs Sins: Lust and Gluttony Allergies: Freshly cut grass Things he did: When Penelope told him she was getting bullied, Brooklyn Guy casually suggested her that he would bang his mom, Brooklyn almost went though with it, getting into his cop outfit and entering the her classroom, and the lunch lady who's the bullys mom came in, Brooklyn almost did it anyway and then when she told him she had a ye#st infection he didn't go through with it. Another time he banged a pr0stit&3 while delivering a pizza, and another time when Mario or now Marvin came into the facility to get his fertility checked bc he couldn't get Rose pregnant, Brooklyn suggested that he would turn off the lights and hang Rose thing it was Marvin but it was actually Brooklyn, Marvin declined. Also when he is being sarcastic, he may say things in a very obviously fake way, and he may say "boo hoo boo hoo" while fake crying, or say something in a obviously fake way when he pretends he doesn't wanna do something. He also gave Mario or now Marvin a 10,000 dollar fine for wasting his time when Jeffy jumped off the roof and Jeffy was okay and Mario had to pay it the day Brooklyn gave him the fine. He also has a bat which he calls his bat bat to kill bats with it and it has blood on it, and sometimes when he sees a fly and is a police officer, he may shoot the fly. He also insults his ex wives and calls them fat and pigs and sometimes his current wife too. Friends/coworker: Simmons(coworker and friend), Mario/Marvin (friend) More info: Brooklyn Guy often speaks with sarcasm when he is annoyed by something and when he doing something dumb he might call you an idiot but when he's hanging out with you and your being nice and stuff he can be very talkative , his style filled stories and occasional jokes. He likes to trick you sometimes. He also does cuss, especially when he's agitated or finds something that's absurd. Every time he hears "baby back" or something about "ribs" he sings "Baby back baby back baby back baby back CHILLI'S BABY BACK RIBS! BARBEQUE SAUCE". When he farts, he may say that he "pooted". His humor style involves puns. He can also be mischievous, like that one time Jeffy faked his death and when Marvin came back he told Marvin to pretend he can't see him. Brooklyn can get easily irritated when he's sick. He can be cruel but funny, for example when Brooklyn guy had to give Junior glasses and Junior told him the sun is a planet, he said "do you have idiotitus?". In "Fat Jeffy'" when he came in as a doctor and seen Jeffy, he pretended he didn't see Mario's son and asked if he's behind the hippo, and also mentioned that whales should be put back in the ocean but also mentioned how his ex wife was a whale. He also laughs while talking if he ever laughs. As a kid, Brooklyn Guy was verbally and physically abused by his mother, who would beat him, say horrible things to him, and neglect him all throughout while giving his siblings way more attention. Babs would make great peas that Brooklyn Guy absolutely loved, however. He maintained a relatively okay relationship with his father, although he never allowed him to swim in a lake, as he was paranoid that a monster would kill him, telling him "Nah boy, there's a monster up that lake, he gonna cut you up".

Brooklyn Guy would spend some time in an orphanage, though the reasons were unknown.

During his middle school years, he attended Wedgewood Middle School, and he dreamed to be an astronaut. His sixth-grade science teacher said he was not going to be anything in life, because he was playing with his pencil during class, pretending it was a spaceship. He also jammed his pinky when he was playing basketball in 8th grade gym class.

When he was 16, he and his father robbed a bank to pay off Brooklyn Guy's previous 45 speeding tickets, an act Brooklyn Guy would still remember as he brings it up in "Jeffy's Speeding Ticket!".

He also attended Long Dongs High School, which got renamed to "Billy Bowling Hands Memorial High School" after the death of Billy Bowling Hands. During his high school days, he was part of the Huskys, but he never made the team because he broke his shin in his first try, causing him to cry. The coach felt sorry for him and let him keep the jersey. He also got bullied a lot in high school, with some of his bullies being Trevor, Travis, Trent, Billy Bowling Hands, and Candy Randy. In the late 1990s, he married Debra in the Wales of Honolulu. During the wedding, the people there often confused her for a whale. He didn't bother carrying her for the wedding photo, saying he likes his back. They had one son and one daughter. He divorced her years later, because she cheated on him in a Walmart parking lot with a bunch of guys.

He later married Karen. When he was married to her, he became more sarcastic and bored. He tried to break up with her, but she took half of his stuff, and they got back together. She would often cheat on him multiple times.

Sometime in 2010, he met Mario, who he helps out often, and they became really close friends over time. During his freshman year on St. Patrick's day, after he pinched his entire class, he then decides to pinch his sex ed teacher, Mrs. Thiccums, on her "back door", as he didn't see her wear green. After he did, Mrs. Thiccums told him to go to the principal's office, but Brooklyn Guy protested, saying that she wasn't wearing green. She then said she was wearing green and then pulled her pants down in front of Brooklyn Guy, and showed him her green thong to prove it. This led to Brooklyn Guy getting suspended for 2 weeks, Mrs. Thiccums getting arrested for mooning her class, and Brooklyn Guy developing a pinching addiction from the whole experience. In his childhood, he was a nose picker and was made fun of by the other students in his elementary school. This caused him to have an imaginary friend, Booger. He cried when his wife Karen didn't get a stroke at a bowling competition and also when Karen tried to hug him at the beginning of the competition he pulled her away and also said not to him kissing her and wished to divorce her and even called her ugly. In SML movie "Junior gets stuck" he saved him by taunting him with a very rare Pokemon card. Favorite restaurant: Applebee's Extra info: He calls himself the best SML character and is sworn to be best character on SML even though he is often seen as filler. He also may cry and sob if he is insulted . He also only knows how to do his jobs if he's in that uniform for example he doesn't know how to be a doctor unless he's wearing his doctor uniform. He was sad and started crying when he had to shoot someone he arrested, Face Eater because he tried to eat his face. He often called him "freak" and loved bullying him. In Jeffy's sleepover he came as a cop, and hung out with Jeffy and they both hit Jeffy's dad(Mario) with pillows together, they also threw their plate of green beans on the floor and begged for happy meals.