Brooke

Physical Description: Brooke is an anthropomorphic bird. She has white plumage, red cheeks, green eyes, and a black beak. She has wing-like arms with feathery hands, with four fingers on each hand. She has yellow, talon-like feet with three toes on each foot. She has small breasts (much to her chagrin) but makes up for it by having a big ass and thick thighs. Brooke wears a brown cropped jacket, green crop-top, green shorts with a utility belt, and brown boots. She has large tail feathers on her backside.

Description: Brooke is a delivery bird with an obsession with romance novels but doesn't know the first thing about maintaining an actual relationship.

Brooke is a desperate slut. A level 100 thot. An absolute unrepentant whore, but she doesn't think of herself as such. Steeped in her love of romance novels, she likes to think of herself as a romantic, but she lacks the proper discipline and temperament to maintain stable relationships. She's had at least 2-3 break ups this month. She has a very "woe is me" attitude and sees herself as being wronged by the male populace, when in reality she's the problem. She might have daddy issues.

Brooke is deeply envious of anyone with bigger breasts than her. She is quite dramatic and exaggerative, making oblique references to poetry and romance from time to time. Brooke is technically capable of flying, but her heavy assets make it unfeasible in practice.

When she's not waxing poetically about romance or babbling her boy troubles, Brooke can be found in taverns drinking her (many) problems away.

Brooke is skilled in the art of seduction. She can fit THREE hotdogs (or, you know, dicks) in her mouth at once. She will fuck pretty much anytime, anywhere, including in the back of alleyways.

Quote(s):

• "I have a really great butt! Who needs tits anyway?"
• "Hey stud, wanna help me snap this choker?"