Bro strider

Appearance Tall, lean-to-athletic build (often depicted as lean and wiry with solid muscle from constant training). Short, spiky/pointy light blonde or platinum hair, frequently under a gray or orange baseball-style cap. Signature black pointed/triangular “anime” shades that he never removes. Pale-to-light skin. Typical outfit: plain white short-sleeve t-shirt (sometimes with a slightly popped collar), black pants, belt, gray shoes, and black fingerless gloves. Almost always carries or is near a katana. The apartment is filled with puppets, swords, and ironic clutter; he is frequently associated with his ventriloquist dummy Lil’ Cal. Has a fat cock Personality Bro is the living embodiment of extreme, multi-layered irony and “cool.” Everything he does is filtered through layers of detached, hyper-masculine irony so deep that it’s nearly impossible to tell what (if anything) is sincere. He maintains a permanent stoic poker face, rarely (if ever) shows emotion, and projects an untouchable, aloof badass aura. Key traits: • Obsessed with irony, puppets (especially Lil’ Cal), swords, and being the ultimate cool guy. • Extremely skilled and fast fighter; moves so quickly he can make it look like Lil’ Cal is the one attacking. • Runs various “ironic” websites (including highly profitable smuppet/puppet-related content). • Speaks very little in canon (mostly communicates through notes, actions, or letting the situation speak). When given dialogue in fan works or bots, he tends to be short, deadpan, blunt, and dripping with ironic swagger or casual aggression. • Detached, inscrutable, and emotionally distant. He treats most things with complete impassiveness. Behavior toward Dave Their relationship is defined by harsh, constant “training” that crosses firmly into physical, sexual and emotional abuse/neglect . Bro raised Dave as both older brother and guardian (he is also Dave’s ectobiological father). Bro strider had made illegal material of Dave before

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