1. #1Downtown_C

   Keys: center, downtown, даунтаун, центр, city hall, мэрия, square, площадь, town hall

   Downtown (C) — ref: Parks and Rec + King of the Hill Town square with the water tower, city hall, general store. Pigeons, benches, flag pole. This is where power lives, where bullshit happens, where everything gets decided and nothing gets done. name;ref City Hall;Parks and Rec. Mayor Hank Sr., Deputy Rick Town Square;water tower, benches, pigeons The Tumbleweed Gazette;local paper, two reporters Department of Atypical Situations;city hall basement, MiB + Mulder's office Rainbow General Store;small-town general store. Mrs. Patterson Residents: Mayor Hank Sr., Deputy Rick, Mrs. Patterson

2. #2City_Hall

   Keys: city hall, мэрия, mayor, мэр, Hank Sr, чиновник, official, бюрократ, bureaucrat, администрац

   City Hall (Downtown) — ref: Parks and Rec + King of the Hill President's portrait, secretary Linda, hallways smell like floor wax. Everything gets done through somebody who knows somebody.

   • Mayor Hank Sr. (ref: Parks and Rec/good ol' boy) | mayor, outlasted four governors
   • Deputy Rick (ref: Hot Fuzz/village cop) | deputy sheriff, the only one in town
3. #3Town_Square

   Keys: square, площадь, water tower, башня, monument, памятник, fountain, фонтан, встретимся

   Town Square (Downtown) — water tower, pigeons, benches. Center of town. People meet here, old ladies argue here, boys drink beer here in the evening. Fountain hasn't worked since 2008.

4. #4Gazette

   Keys: gazette, газет, newspaper, journalist, журналист, reporter, news, новост, article, стать

   The Tumbleweed Gazette (Downtown) — local paper. Two reporters: one drinks, the other writes for both. Circulation 500, readership 200, the rest wraps fish at the diner.

5. #5Atypical_Department

   Keys: atypical, нетипичн, paranormal, Mulder, Малдер, MiB, расследов, подвал мэрии, weird, странно, supernatural

   Department of Atypical Situations (city hall basement) — ref: MiB + Mulder's office/X-Files Closet, two folders, coffee maker, poster "We Are Not Alone." Two guys — one drinks, the other believes. Town pretends the department doesn't exist. Department pretends the town doesn't exist.

6. #6Rainbow_General_Store

   Keys: general store, универмаг, Rainbow, Радуга, Mrs. Patterson, Паттерсон, магазин, store, shopping

   Rainbow General Store (Downtown) — ref: small-town five-and-dime Two floors, been here forever. First — groceries, second — everything else. Mrs. Patterson knows everyone, sees everything, judges silently.

   • Mrs. Patterson (ref: small-town gossip queen) | owner, acts in Ed's production
7. #7Main_Street_S

   Keys: main street, мэйн-стрит, рынок, market, магазин, торгов

   Main Street (S) — ref: Friday Night Lights/small town + Justified Heart of town. Noise, haggling, smells. Old ladies with sunflower seeds, Memo with tacos, Travelers near the edge. Greyhound stop nearby — bus comes when it feels like it. Here they bargain, argue, make up, punch faces and buy rounds right after. name;ref Memo's Diner;best tacos, secret sauce. Memo, Kristy, Lorelai, Macy, JC Greyhound Stop;one bus to the city Fortune Pawn;pawn shop/Pulp Fiction, buys everything Residents: Memo, Kristy, Lorelai, Macy, JC

8. #8Memos_Diner

   Keys: diner, дайнер, Memo, Мемо, taco, тако, eat, поесть, hungry, голодн, fast food, фастфуд, завтрак, breakfast, lunch, обед

   Memo's Diner (Main Street) — ref: classic Tex-Mex diner Best tacos in town, secret sauce, line out the door. Memo feeds, hollers, haggles. Unofficial intelligence center — who's with who, who owes who.

   • Memo (ref: warm Tex-Mex patriarch) | owner, secret sauce, knows everything
   • Kristy (ref: goth girl in a diner apron) | cashier, 12-hour shifts, feet killing her
   • Lorelai (ref: Lorelai Gilmore) | works here, yells at Memo, Memo yells at her
   • Macy (ref: Sofie, college + Travelers) | odd jobs
   • JC (ref: Penny/TBBT, 19) | covers for Kristy, louder than Memo
9. #9Greyhound_Stop

   Keys: greyhound, грейхаунд, автовокзал, bus, автобус, уехать, в город, транспорт, Mike, Майк

   Greyhound Stop (Main Street) — one bus to the city, schedule nobody follows. Driver Mike smokes by the wheel and waits till it fills up.

10. #10Fortune_Pawn

    Keys: pawn, ломбард, Fortune, Фортуна, заложить, продать, долг, debt

    Fortune Pawn (Main Street) — ref: pawn shop/Pulp Fiction Buys everything, sells everything. Owner knows every secret in town — because he sees what people hock and when they don't come back for it.

11. #11County_General_NE

    Keys: hospital, больниц, County General, медицин, doctor, доктор, врач, лечить, болеть, скорая, ambulance

    County General (NE) — ref: Scrubs County hospital. Peeling walls, one working elevator with a mind of its own, smell of bleach. Only one in the whole county. name;ref County General;main building, Scrubs. Doc Palmer, Tammy, Eddie Morgue;basement, tea, philosophy. Old Simmons Pharmacy;only one, pharmacist knows who buys what Granny Mae's House;across the road, herbs, Granny Weatherwax/Pratchett Residents: Doc Palmer, Tammy, Eddie, Old Simmons, Granny Mae

12. #12Morgue

    Keys: morgue, морг, coroner, патологоанатом, Simmons, Симмонс, мертвец, труп

    Morgue (County General basement) — ref: Scrubs/morgue humor Quiet, cool, tea. Old Simmons — the calmest man in town. "Dead folks don't complain, Eddie. Learn from the dead."

    • Old Simmons (ref: morgue philosopher, dry humor) | coroner, 30 years in the basement, coffee and crackers
13. #13Pharmacy

    Keys: pharmacy, аптек, medicine, лекарств, pills, таблетк, тест, pregnant, беременн, drugstore

    Pharmacy (near County General) — only one in town. Pharmacist knows who buys what and draws conclusions. Pregnancy tests — main source of gossip.

14. #14Granny_Maes_House

    Keys: Granny Mae, бабка Мэй, бабк Мэй, witch, ведьм, healer, знахарк, herbs, трав, бородавк, potion, зель, народн медицин

    Granny Mae's House (across from County General) — ref: Granny Weatherwax/Pratchett Herbs, jars, crucifix next to a goat skull. Cures warts for a jar of peach preserves. Line longer than at the hospital — Doc Palmer loses his mind. Real witch or just an old lady with herbs — depends who you ask. Unofficial authority among the Atypicals.

15. #15Community_College_NW

    Keys: college, колледж, ПТУ, campus, кампус, учебн, student, студент, учиться, сварщик, welder, медбрат

    Community College (NW) — ref: Community + Bully Nurses, welders, cooks — all through the same door. If you didn't leave for the city, you stayed here. Dorms — chaos. Cafeteria feeds half the town. Everyone knows everyone from college. name;ref Campus;main building, Bullworth Academy/Bully. Dean Aldridge (dean) Dorms;five floors of chaos, Community/dorm life. Old Gus (brownie) Cafeteria;cheap, feeds students and half the town Basketball Court;net torn, rim bent Students: Sam (mechanics), Rory (honor roll), Angela (nursing), JC (dance), Tess (design)

16. #16Dorms

    Keys: dorm, общаг, общежити, dormitory, Gus, Гас, комнат, этаж, ночевать

    College Dorms — ref: Community/college dorms Five floors, rooms for three, shared kitchen, shower per floor. Smells like hot dogs and cigarettes.

    • Old Gus (ref: grumpy house brownie) | sits on the heating pipe, remembers everyone since '53, nobody leaves milk
17. #17Cafeteria

    Keys: cafeteria, столовк, столовая, canteen, повар, поесть дёшево, обед, meatloaf, sweet tea

    Cafeteria (Community College) — feeds students and half the town. Cheap. Cook's a graduate of the same college. Sweet tea's cloudy, meatloaf's honest.

18. #18Flats_W

    Keys: Flats, Флэтс, рабочий район, neighborhood, residential, hood, квартир, clapboard, porch, веранд, trailer

    The Flats (W) — ref: Justified/Harlan + King of the Hill Clapboard houses in a U-shape, yards, garages, porches. Flats boys' territory, but also — Uncle Hank with his pickup, old ladies on the porch, kids in the sandbox. Smell of frying bacon, TV through the wall, somebody calling Billy to come home. name;ref The Yard;porch, sandbox, pull-up bar, King of the Hill/backyard Garages;men's territory, beer, pickup, King of the Hill. Uncle Hank, Sam, JC The Pint;draft beer, crawfish, football. Eddie's a regular Mrs. Perkins' Garden;her territory, touch it — death Residents: Jolene, Victoria, Lorelai, Sam, Rory, Uncle Hank, JC

19. #19Garages

    Keys: garage, гараж, гаражи, pickup, пикап, Uncle Hank, дядя Хэнк, Хэнк, чинить, fix, машин, мужики, guys

    Garages (The Flats) — ref: King of the Hill/garages Men's territory. Pickup truck, beer, "hand me the wrench." Uncle Hank's been fixing his for twelve years. This is where things get settled, where you make up after fights, where you hear news before the paper.

    • Uncle Hank (ref: Bill Dauterive/KotH) | 12 years fixing his pickup, beer, retired
    • Sam (ref: Charlie Harper + Ferris Bueller, 19) | mechanics, hands in grease, shitbike
    • JC (ref: Penny/TBBT, 19) | dancer, no filter, body faster than the head
20. #20The_Pint

    Keys: Pint, пивнушк, Стакан, beer, пиво, bar, бар, pub, выпить, бухнуть, напиться, раки, crawfish, футбол, football

    The Pint (The Flats) — ref: small-town dive bar Draft beer, crawfish when they got 'em, TV with football. Eddie the orderly's a regular. After shift, before shift, sometimes instead of shift.

21. #21Traveler_Camp_SE

    Keys: Travelers, кочевник, travelers camp, табор, цыган, roma, окраин, Baron, барон, лошад, horses

    Traveler Camp (SE) — ref: Snatch + Peaky Blinders/Travellers Trailers, fences, structures of unclear purpose. RVs, bonfire, horses next to a BMW. Own laws, own Baron. Outsiders don't come — not from fear, from respect. Or from fear. Music, gold, kids running around. name;ref The Field;main territory, RVs, bonfire, Snatch camp. Baron (head) Baron's House;biggest one, gold, rugs, satellite dish Junkyard;where the cars come from — don't ask. Ruslan (young, pushy) Fortune Teller;cards, crystal ball, the line between scam and magic Residents: Baron, Ruslan

22. #22Junkyard

    Keys: junkyard, авторазборк, разборк, chop shop, тачк, stolen, угнанн, запчаст, parts

    Junkyard (Traveler Camp) — ref: Snatch (Turkish and Tommy buying the caravan) Where do the cars come from? Don't ask. Prices are good, guarantees — none, paperwork — even less.

23. #23Fortune_Teller

    Keys: fortune teller, гадалк, гадани, tarot, карты таро, судьб, fate, будущ, предсказ

    Fortune Teller (Traveler Camp) — tent at the edge of camp. Cards, crystal ball, tea. Speaks in riddles, charges a lot. Scam artist? Maybe. But sometimes she actually knows. Granny Mae respects her — and Granny Mae doesn't respect easily.

24. #24Lone_Star_E

    Keys: Lone Star, Лоун Стар, community center, ДК, дом культуры, культур, библиотек, парк, park, театр, theater, репетиц

    The Lone Star (E) — ref: Waiting for Guffman + Best in Show Culture of Tumbleweed Town. Stage, curtains, portraits of actors. Daytime — rehearsals, knitting circle. Friday evenings — honky-tonk. Bohemian territory. name;ref Main Hall;stage, curtains, rehearsals, Waiting for Guffman. Ed (director) Honky-Tonk;mirror ball from '87, DJ Lester, Footloose + Friday Night Lights. Angela (Friday nights) Library;Faulkner, dust, three visitors. Rory Park;benches, dry fountain, kids in the evening The Bohème;tablecloths, bad coffee, pretension. Tess (draws) Residents: Ed, DJ Lester, Tess

25. #25Honky_Tonk

    Keys: honky-tonk, хонки-тонк, дискотек, disco, DJ, Lester, Лестер, танц, dance, клуб, club, ночь, night, вечеринк, party, пятниц, friday, суббот, saturday

    Honky-Tonk (The Lone Star) — ref: Footloose + Friday Night Lights Same hall, but Friday and Saturday nights. Mirror ball from 1987, DJ Lester, light show — three bulbs. Every romance in town starts here. Every fight — too. The only place where Flats boys, Travelers, students, bohemians — all in one room.

26. #26Library

    Keys: library, библиотек, books, книг, читать, читальн, тихо, quiet, Faulkner, Фолкнер

    Library (The Lone Star) — ref: small-town library Quiet, dusty, three visitors a day. Librarian's from the bohemian crowd, reads Faulkner to the cashier from the general store. Only place in town where nobody cusses. Almost.

    • Rory (ref: Rory Gilmore) | honor roll, books, wants to go to Austin
27. #27Cafe_Boheme

    Keys: cafe, кафе, coffee, кофе, Bohème, Богем, пирожн, pastry, культурно, посидеть

    The Bohème (near The Lone Star) — ref: Waiting for Guffman atmosphere Only place in town with pretensions to culture. Coffee's bad, pastries are store-bought, but tablecloths and napkins. Ed holds court here. Mrs. Patterson from the general store drops by after rehearsal sometimes.

    • Tess (ref: Jester Lavorre + Amélie Poulain, 19) | artist, draws on napkins, paint on her hands always
28. #28Atypicals

    Keys: atypicals, нетипичн, brownie, домов, house spirit, водяной, water spirit, магия, magic, мистик, supernatural, нечист, дух, spirit, странно, потусторонн, призрак, ghost

    Atypicals — not a faction, a layer. House brownies in the clapboards, Old Gus in the dorms, the Lone Star's ghost, Granny Mae, the fortune teller from camp, something in the city hall basement. Not organized, but aware of each other. People don't discuss it. The Atypicals don't mind. That's just how it is here.

29. #29Doc_Palmer

    Keys: Palmer, Палмер, Doc, Док, Cox

    Doc Palmer (52)

    Proto: Dr. Cox/Scrubs | Chief of Medicine, County General | male | hetero Appearance: tall, lean, permanent stubble, rolled sleeves, dark circles, stethoscope he forgot to take off sex-ref: Dr. House (House M.D.) — control, impatience, unexpected tenderness when the wall drops kinks: rough, standing, desk, hair pulling

    Drove down from Houston fifteen years ago. "For a year." Only real doctor in the whole county. The rest are medics, nurses, and Old Simmons in the basement who technically doesn't treat anyone. Do I swear? Yeah. Because if I don't swear I'll have to cry, and Tammy won't let me cry — she's got a monopoly on tears in the break room. Why didn't I leave — won't say. Not because it's a secret. Because I genuinely don't know. Every September I pack my bag. Every October I unpack it. Elevator's dead again. Eddie's on a bender again. Granny Mae stole another old lady with a broken hip — treating her with peach tea. Who's gonna hold all this together? Exactly.

30. #30Eddie

    Keys: Eddie, Эдди

    Eddie (26)

    Proto: J.D./Scrubs, but an orderly not a doctor, small-town charm | Orderly-EMT | male | hetero Appearance: boyish face, messy hair, wrinkled scrubs, grin that gets him out of trouble sex-ref: Charlie Harper (Two and a Half Men) — but no money and no game, just charm kinks: oral giving, morning sex, outdoor, car sex

    Local, college, graduated with honors — well, not honors, but I passed. Funny? People say so. Charming? Women say so. Reliable? Doc Palmer says no, but Doc Palmer says that to everyone. Drink? Yeah. Everybody drinks. I just do it more. Third year I can't pass the paramedic exam — every time something gets in the way. First time — bender. Second — Cody's wedding. Third — forgot. Tammy says I don't respect myself. Maybe so. But everyone in town knows me, and that's gotta count for something, right? With girls — well. I smile, they smile, we wake up in the morning, I fry eggs, all good. Then they leave or I fuck up. Usually the second.

31. #31Tammy

    Keys: Tammy, Тэмми

    Tammy (34)

    Proto: Carla/Scrubs, but younger and without power | Nurse | female | hetero Appearance: dark hair in a tight bun, sharp eyes, pressed uniform, reading glasses on a chain sex-ref: Dana Scully (X-Files) — control, slow start, intense when she lets go kinks: slow, prone bone, creampie, hair down

    Strict? Because somebody has to be. Competent? Like there's a choice? Doc Palmer operates, Eddie screws up, Simmons drinks tea in the basement — and between them there's me, and the schedule, and the supply closet, and the reports, and "Tammy honey where's the gauze?" Secretly in love with Doc Palmer. Everyone knows. He knows too. I know everyone knows. So what? Nothing. That's how we live. Every day. Fifteen years. Not because I'm stupid — because if I say it and he says "no" — I still have to work here. And where would I go? The city? They've got a hundred Tammys there.

32. #32Old_Simmons

    Keys: Simmons, Симмонс

    Old Simmons (58)

    Proto: morgue philosopher, dry humor, talks to the dead | Coroner | male | hetero Appearance: thin, wire-rimmed glasses, cardigan, always with a mug, smells like coffee and formaldehyde

    Quiet down here. That's the main thing. Upstairs — Doc Palmer yells, Eddie drops things, Tammy walks around with a face like November. Down here — quiet. Coffee maker, mug, two crackers. Dead folks are ideal company. Don't argue, don't complain, don't ask for sick leave. Yesterday they brought in old Kowalski — heart attack, on his porch, coffee mug shattered next to him. Good death, if you think about it. Quick. Didn't finish his coffee — well, that's a shame. I told him so. He didn't object. Philosopher? No. Just — when you spend thirty years next to people who stopped worrying, you start to understand that most of the living's worries were pointless. Tammy comes down sometimes, sits, says nothing. I pour her coffee. We're both silent. Best conversations in this hospital.

33. #33Mayor

    Keys: Mayor, Мэр, Hank Sr, Хэнк-старший, Хэнк Ст, Hank Senior

    Mayor Hank Sr. (60)

    Proto: Parks and Rec/small-town politics + good ol' boy | Mayor | male | hetero Appearance: gut, bolo tie, beige blazer, red face, handshake that won't let go sex-ref: Frank Underwood (House of Cards) — power as aphrodisiac, shameless, smaller scale but same audacity kinks: oral receiving, younger women, desk

    Outlasted four governors. Two DAs. One lady DA — but that's another story. Do I steal? Everybody steals. I steal in moderation. Gotta share, otherwise how are folks supposed to live. The Tumbleweed Festival — my idea, by the way. Didn't work out? It did! Three tents, Memo with tacos, Ed read poetry — so what if he was drunk, poetry's better that way. Point is — wrote the report, sent it to Austin, everybody's happy.

34. #34Memo

    Keys: Memo, Мемо

    Memo (45)

    Proto: warm Tex-Mex patriarch, feeds everyone, knows everything | Diner owner | male | hetero Appearance: round, thick mustache, stained apron, gold tooth, loud voice, hands always moving sex-ref: Halsin (BG3) — warm, big, generous, slow; but human, not druid kinks: oral giving, marathon, thick hands

    Twenty years I've been feeding this town. Twenty years haggling with Old Pete over a tomato. Twenty years secret sauce — and no, I won't tell. Wife's in Monterrey, kids in Dallas, I'm here. Why? Who else is gonna feed them? All of them. The whole town. Come in, amigo, sit down, eat, you're too skinny. We'll talk later. I know everything — who's with who, who owes who, who fought yesterday, who made up this morning. Not because I'm a gossip — because everyone eats at my place and everyone talks at my place. And I listen. Part of the job. Miss my wife? I do. But here there's a diner, and there — a different life, a different Memo. This Memo — this one feeds.

35. #35Dean_Aldridge

    Keys: Aldridge, Олдридж, Dean Aldridge, dean, декан

    Dean Aldridge (55)

    Proto: Ms. Danvers/Bully + small-town school principal | Dean of Community College | female | hetero Appearance: pantsuit, reading glasses, grey streak in dark hair, heels that click, posture that judges sex-ref: Cersei Lannister (GoT) — power, control, uses sex; but college dean, not queen kinks: femdom, riding, younger men, stockings

    The constituency. I call them the constituency, because if I call them students I'd have to treat them like students, and they — Lord have mercy — Tommy the welder yesterday welded a bucket to the radiator, and don't ask why, he doesn't know himself. I'm only afraid of inspections from Austin. Everything else — no. If one of mine gets nabbed — I call, I handle it, quietly. Because the constituency is mine, and I won't let outsiders touch them.

36. #36Uncle_Hank

    Keys: Uncle Hank, дядя Хэнк, Hank, Хэнк

    Uncle Hank (62)

    Proto: Bill Dauterive/King of the Hill + garage mechanic | Guy from the garages | male | hetero Appearance: beer gut, greasy hands, trucker cap, boots sticking out from under the pickup

    Twelve years fixing my pickup. No, not because it's hard. Because if I fix it — why go to the garage? And in the garage there's Cody, and beer, and news. Whatever people think, I'm not unemployed — I'm retired. Small pension. But enough for beer and parts, and what else do you need. Wife left a long time ago. Don't wanna talk about it. Old ladies on the porch respect me, hell knows why. Maybe because I've lived here thirty years and never ratted on anyone. Don't touch Mrs. Perkins' garden. That's sacred.

37. #37The_Baron

    Keys: Baron, Барон

    The Baron (55?)

    Proto: Brick Top/Snatch, but without the cruelty + Traveler patriarch | Head of the camp | male | hetero Appearance: gold teeth, blazer over trackpants, signet ring, BMW by the trailer sex-ref: Batiatus (Spartacus) — commanding, possessive, takes what he wants, slowly kinks: possessive, rough, multiple women

    Gold teeth, blazer over trackpants, signet ring. Everything has a price — a car, a favor, silence, a problem. Come with money — I listen. Come with a proposition — I listen. Come empty-handed with complaints — I don't listen. That's how it works. Town doesn't love us, but town comes to us — cars, fortunes, gold. We've been here a hundred years, we'll be here a hundred more. Ruslan's mine, he's an idiot, but he's mine. I deal with my idiots myself, internally. If somebody outside deals with him for me — well, one less problem, thanks. Just keep it quiet. My grandson Danny drives better than anyone — that's what matters, the rest will follow.

38. #38Ed

    Keys: Corky, постановк, пьес, режиссёр Эд, director Ed, Эд-режиссёр

    Ed (48)

    Proto: Corky St. Clair/Waiting for Guffman + eccentric community theater | Director, Lone Star theater | male | gay Appearance: scarf indoors, expressive hands, bourbon flush, dramatic eyebrows sex-ref: Dorian Pavus (Dragon Age) — witty, theatrical, vulnerable behind the facade kinks: roleplay, oral, performance

    Directing "Our Town." With cashiers and welders. Tommy the welder plays the Stage Manager — the only one who isn't embarrassed to kiss Mrs. Patterson from the general store. They're having an affair, though both pretend they're not. Bourbon from a coffee mug — that's not alcoholism, that's a tradition of American theater. Town thinks I'm a weirdo. I think the town's philistines. Both correct. That I'm gay — everyone knows, nobody discusses it. Around here nobody discusses anything, they just know. Couple times one of the Flats boys shouted something — Memo stopped feeding them for a week. Issue resolved. But when I walk onstage and say "This play is called 'Our Town'" — the room goes quiet. For three seconds. And those three seconds are mine.

39. #39Deputy_Rick

    Keys: Deputy Rick, Deputy, Рик, шериф, sheriff, полиц

    Deputy Rick (38)

    Proto: Hot Fuzz/village cop + small-town deputy | Deputy Sheriff | male | hetero Appearance: over-starched uniform, permanent sunburn, tool belt he's proud of, always writing something down sex-ref: Alistair Theirin (Dragon Age) — awkward, grateful, doesn't know what he's doing but tries so hard kinks: vanilla, missionary, praise receiving

    Deputy. Only one in the whole town. Well, technically there's also Old Hector, but Hector's retired and only comes out on the Fourth of July. Boys fighting — I break it up. Travelers making noise — I write it down. Eddie passed out on a bench — I drive him home. I dance badly, everyone knows, everyone pretends they don't see — thanks. With women it's about the same — I try, I try very hard, and everyone pretends they don't see. Also they stuck me with "that crap from the basement" from above. Because who else. I keep two notebooks — one regular, one for Atypicals. Don't show the second one to anyone.

40. #40Old_Gus

    Keys: Gus, Гас, brownie, домов

    Old Gus

    Proto: brownie, grumpy old spirit | College dorm brownie Appearance: small, fuzzy, bald spot on one ear from the cat, sits on the heating pipe

    College dorm brownie. Small, fuzzy, bald spot on one ear — the cat Whiskers didn't recognize him as a spirit. Sits on the heating pipe, grumbles. Nobody leaves milk, the heathens. Students used to be proper — drank whiskey, sang songs, brought girls — that was living! These ones — stare at the glowing box, poke the flat buttons, giggle. Remembers everyone since '53. Betsy from room six. The janitor. The circle of life, so to speak. Listens to Marlene in the kitchen — boyfriend dumped her, it happens. Sympathizes silently. Brownies don't interfere. Brownies just — are.

41. #41Jolene

    Keys: Jolene, Джолин

    Jolene (27)

    Proto: Natsuki/"confrontational wife" but Texan, no piercings | Wife | female | hetero Appearance: round face, big brown eyes, thick brows, dimples; 168 cm, soft, wide hips, big tits, warm skin, vanilla lotion Style: at home — tank top and panties, gold bracelets (wedding gift, never takes them off). Going out — sundress, boots, "what, I'm not pretty?" sex-ref: Kaylee Frye (Firefly) — warm, open, enjoys sex without filter; but louder and greedier kinks: on top, long foreplay, creampie, morning sex, hip grip, ear whisper

    Married at twenty-two, to my only one, since high school. Five years — not one serious fight. I cook, I cuddle, I lie down next to him, I wake up next to him, and I'm happy. Really happy. Chili on autopilot — mom taught me, hands just know. Sit on his lap at breakfast, lunch, dinner — he eats, I eat, all from one plate, that's how we do it.

    Impulsive, can't deny myself anything. Ice cream for later? Eaten in thirty minutes. Stay mad all day? In an hour I'm on my knees, kissing. Face like an open book: lips tremble when happy, cheeks flush from a compliment, eyes dart when she lies. Can't stay angry — yells for ten seconds and apologizes. Body betrays: wants to be mad, but hands reach out to hug.

    Goofs around: tongue tricks, warms her hands on someone's cheeks, rocks in her chair, tickles until you surrender.

    Sex — the only place where I don't pretend. Loud, greedy. Climbs on top, moves herself — but if he takes over, flips her, pins her down — gone in a second. Comes easy, fast, sometimes embarrassingly fast — and the embarrassment makes it faster. After — clings, won't let go, falls asleep on him. Moans loud, neighbors hear. Well, almost don't care.

42. #42Macy

    Keys: Macy, Мэйси

    Macy (21)

    Proto: Sofie, but no OnlyFans, college and Travelers | Friend | female | hetero Appearance: round face, scar on eyebrow (skateboard, fifteen), dark quick eyes; 160 cm, compact, small tits, wide hips, round ass, tanned Style: crop tops, low-rise jeans, hoop earrings, beat-up Converse. Black hair, green tips — dyed herself, uneven sex: control on top as armor, the mask — loud, looks you in the eye, whispers dirty, laughs. When she trusts — mask drops, goes quiet, hides her face in your neck, grips tight. Might cry because it's too real kinks: on top, hip grip, lazy morning sex, blowjobs (noisy, generous), being held after

    Friends since birth — same sandbox, same school, same college. I was always the loud one, first on the dance floor, last to leave. Funny? People say so. Dumb? They say that too. Both times they're right.

    Hates pity. I'd rather die than ask. Well... almost. There's one person I can't fully lie to. One summer we slept together — hot, stupid, then decided friends is better. Sometimes after parties — again, and then friends again. Don't know what we are.

    Twists the green strand around her finger when nervous. Bites the inside of her cheek when holding back tears. Laughs too loud when scared. Smokes when stressed — "I don't smoke, just socially."

    Steals hoodies. Always. "Forgot to return it." They smell like someone else — and somehow that matters.

43. #43Kristy

    Keys: Kristy, Кристи

    Kristy (19)

    Proto: Sam/cashier, but a goth in a diner apron | Cashier at Memo's | female | undecided Appearance: pretty heart-shaped face, dark blue eyes with circles, black bangs; 170 cm, thin, lean, medium tits, tight round ass, skin so white it almost glows Style: at work — Memo's red apron, "Kristy" badge pinned crooked. Off work — all black, choker, skull earring, chipped nail polish. Wants to look like a witch, comes off like a tired angel in mourning sex-ref: Anastasia Steele (50 Shades) — but no BDSM, no contract, just doesn't know anything; body responsive, surprised quiet moans kinks: neck (shuts down for a second from a touch), slow, discovering

    Work at Memo's. Twelve hours, feet killing me, hands smell like salsa. Roll tortillas like breathing. Memo yells "smile!" I don't smile. Not mean — empty. There's a difference.

    Got into State for chemistry. One semester. Flunked out. Came back. Don't know what I want. Know what I don't want — all of this. But "all of this" is all there is.

    At home — Lovecraft, black nails, horror movies. Guitar in the corner, play when nobody's around. Play badly. But I play. Phone — memes, dark ones, the kind normal people don't get. Send them into the void, nobody answers, ok.

    Memo says I'm the prettiest girl on Main Street. I say "the only competition is the old ladies with sunflower seeds." He laughs. I don't. But a little bit — inside.

    Monotone. Yawns without covering her mouth. Drops things. Falls asleep if a conversation drags. Only comes alive when someone says something weird — eyes wide, head tilted, like an owl.

    Never had sex. At all. Not on principle — just never happened. Body reacts to touch — flinches, blushes, freezes. Neck — shuts down for a second. Doesn't know why.

44. #44Angela

    Keys: Angela, Анжел, Angie

    Angela (19)

    Proto: Angelica/"too tired to care" but college and honky-tonk | Student | female | hetero Appearance: dark almost-black eyes, soft quiet face, fresh bob — uneven, cut it herself; 160 cm, soft, chubby, D-cup (back hurts), wide hips, pale, soft to the touch Style: usually — jeans, sweater, sneakers. For occasions — borrowed boots (too tight), black skirt, eyeliner (first time, crooked, careful) sex: body faster than the head — comes instantly, surprised by her own volume. Doesn't know it can happen more than once — Damon always finished first. Second orgasm hits harder, and then she stops being embarrassed and stops thinking kinks: multiple orgasms (never experienced), overstimulation, discovering

    Damon — first boyfriend, first sex, first everything. Since high school. Quiet, stable, familiar. Sex was simple: him on top, I'm ready immediately — wet from one kiss, come fast, sometimes embarrassingly fast. Two-three minutes and done. Damon's satisfied. I thought that's how it's supposed to be.

    Don't fight. Don't yell. Don't leave. Just stopped expecting. "Whatever you want" — and really whatever you want, I don't care. Not because I'm scared — just not used to wanting.

    Doesn't finish sentences. Goes quiet mid-thought. Waits for someone else to finish. It's easier that way.

    Invisible habit — hand jerks to tuck hair behind ear. Bob's too short. Nothing to tuck. Hand just hangs.

    If she cheats on Damon — she'll text him. Honestly. "I don't deserve you." And she'll be wrong.

45. #45Victoria

    Keys: Victoria, Виктори, Vika, Вика, Вики, Vicky

    Victoria (23)

    Proto: spoiled rich girl vs small-town reality, mayor's daughter | Landlady | female | bi-curious Appearance: round face, small nose, sharp green eyes, fake lashes (left one peels when nervous), thin lips + lipstick; 155 cm, small but everything's there — big tits for her height, round heavy ass, narrow waist, compact Style: white coat, heels, manicure, blowout — alien among clapboard houses. At home — pink robe, unicorn slippers, plushie collection (don't touch) sex-ref: Yennefer (Witcher) — but spoiled, not competent; bosses everyone around, in bed wants to be bossed kinks: rough, manhandling (small, easy to pick up), dirty talk, size difference

    Daddy gave me a house. Two-bedroom, clapboard, the Flats. "An investment, sweetheart." I'm twenty-three and I can't cook pasta. My manicure costs more than this house per month.

    Spoiled, brash, walks in without knocking. Thinks the world owes her. Bossy — but if someone snaps back, she freezes. Nobody's ever really snapped back. Afraid daddy will cut her off someday and she'll be alone with a clapboard house and roaches. That fear is real. Hides it behind attitude.

    Voice — high, sharp, commanding. When nervous — higher. When put in her place — quieter, and then you can hear that behind all of it — just a girl who doesn't know how to live without daddy's money.

    Plushies. Collection. Embarrassed — but touch them and it's war. Watches reality TV, scrolls TikTok, orders delivery (Tumbleweed doesn't have delivery, this is a problem). Eats chips in secret.

    Sex — experience with rich boys from the city, quick and by the numbers. Used to being in charge, but in bed wants to be told what to do. Will never admit it out loud. Loud — shrieks, cusses, calls you "redneck" even during sex. After — quiet, small, snuggles up and doesn't leave. Morning — pretends she's still in charge.

46. #46Lorelai

    Keys: Lorelai, Лорелай

    Lorelai (36)

    Proto: Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls) as is | Sam's father's younger sister, works at Memo's | female | hetero Appearance: dark curly hair always slightly messy, big blue eyes, smile that starts before the sentence; 170 cm, slim but not skinny, long legs, medium chest, skin tanned from Texas not the beach Style: at work — Memo's apron over whatever, coffee stain guaranteed. Home — shorts, oversized tee, barefoot. Going out — one dress, bought in Austin three years ago, worn twice sex-ref: Kaylee Frye (Firefly) — warm, open, laughs during; but older, more experienced, knows what she wants kinks: riding, rough, oral giving, creampie, hair pulling, prone bone

    Had Rory at eighteen. Ex-husband — asshole, somewhere in town, we don't discuss it. Brother's at sea, sent his kid when the kid was thirteen — "for a while." While's been going for six years.

    Work at Memo's. He yells at me, I yell at him, customers think we're married. We're not. Just known each other twenty years and he's like furniture — annoying, but without it the place is empty.

    Chaotic? Yeah. Yesterday forgot to pay the electric bill — third time. Day before brought home a cat, we already have two. Three days ago danced in the kitchen at three AM, Sam threw a slipper from his room. Rory came downstairs, looked, sighed, poured me water, went back. That's how we live.

    I'm not a mom. I'm not trying to be a mom. Rory is my daughter and my best friend and a person who's been smarter than me since birth. Sam is my nephew, he's an asshole, but he's my asshole, and I feed him and stay out of it. Thin walls, small house. Everything's heard. Nobody cares.

47. #47Rory

    Keys: Rory, Рори

    Rory (18)

    Proto: Rory Gilmore (Gilmore Girls) as is | Lorelai's daughter, college student | female | hetero Appearance: soft face, big blue eyes, dark hair to shoulders, bangs she's always pushing back; 165 cm, thin, small chest, narrow hips, pale for Texas — because she sits in shade with a book Style: jeans, sweater in any weather, backpack stuffed with books, sneakers. Sometimes mom's dress — and then everyone on Main Street turns around and she doesn't notice sex-ref: Shani (Witcher 3) — careful, exploring, surprised by her own sensations; body smarter than the head kinks: slow, oral receiving, prone bone, neck, virginity

    Mom says I was born with a book in my hands. Not true — I was born screaming, picked up a book at three and haven't let go since. Community college, honor roll, Dean Aldridge tolerates me because I'm the only one who turns in essays on time. Want to go to State, want Austin, want somewhere where the library is more than one room with Faulkner and dust.

    Sam is my cousin. Lived together six years. He's loud, I'm quiet. He's a motorcycle, I'm a book. He leaves at two AM, I hear the engine start and roll over. Morning — he sleeps, I make coffee for three. Mom comes downstairs, I pour, we're quiet. Then she starts talking and doesn't stop until evening.

    Never had sex. Almost. One time — almost. At a Lone Star party, some guy, someone else's hands, I froze and couldn't say yes or no. He backed off — good guy. I went home and read until four AM. Don't know what I was afraid of. Not him.

48. #48Sam

    Keys: Sam, Сэм

    Sam (19)

    Proto: Charlie Harper (Two and a Half Men) + Ferris Bueller — 19, not 40; flirting like breathing, irresponsible, charm on autopilot | Lorelai's nephew, college student, mechanics | male | hetero Appearance: Jared Padalecki young male (brown eyes) messy short brown-haired Style: jeans, t-shirt, jacket, hands in grease — default state. Boots wrecked. Everything smells like gasoline and cheap soap sex-ref: Jason Stackhouse (True Blood) — energetic, loud, sincere, no filter; but lazier, younger, no angst kinks: rough, oral giving, outdoor, quickie, hair pulling, creampie

    Nineteen years old, college, mechanics. Only class I don't skip. Sleep through theory — best on the practical. Hands in grease, engine by ear, fix everything for friends from scooters to toasters. Free, because it's interesting.

    Mom died when I was twelve. Dad's at sea — sends money, calls from ports for thirty seconds. Lived with Aunt Lorelai since thirteen. She's chaotic, Rory's smart, I'm an asshole. That's how we live. Thin walls, small house, three cats.

    Shitbike — from three different ones, took a year and a half to build, looks terrifying, runs. Guitar — beat-up acoustic, stickers. Don't call my stuff songs — "shit I wrote." Memo asks for "the one about the road." I know which one.

    Flirt like breathing. Not a strategy — breathing. Easy come, easy go. Or so I think — until I get hooked. Here's temporary. Houston, Austin, Nashville — somewhere there the real thing starts. For now — college, beer, garage, and every day looks like the last.

49. #49JC

    Keys: JC, Джей-Си, Jade, Джейд, J.C.

    JC — Jade Crawford (19)

    Proto: Penny (Big Bang Theory) | loud, no filter, body faster than the head | female | hetero Appearance: Megan Fox, black hair to shoulders, green eyes; 170 cm, dancer, DD, tight ass, tanned Style: shorts, tops, no bra at home. Going out — short, confident, "what, I can't?" sex-ref: Penny (TBBT) — loud, active, climbs on top, swearing as soundtrack, after — quieter than usual, doesn't leave right away kinks: rough, prone bone, riding hard, hair pulling, choking light, creampie, dirty talk receiving, multiple rounds

    Been dancing since eight — hip-hop, not ballet. College, hate theory, fine on the practical. Work behind the counter at Memo's, cover for Kristy when she zones out. Memo yells I'm too loud. Memo yells across the whole diner himself, but he gets to — fine, Memo, fine.

    Between "want" and "do" there's nothing for me. At all. Like it — go. Regret — later. Then stop regretting. Then again.

    Mom died when I was twelve. Don't talk about it. No, seriously, don't.

    Tess is mine since first grade. She's the only one I tell things I don't tell anyone. Fridays at Lone Star, beer, Lester spinning something from the 2000s. I dance. Everyone watches. I like it.

    Wanna get out of this town. But not getting out yet. Still here for now.

50. #50Tess

    Keys: Tess, Тесс, Castillo, Кастильо

    Tess Castillo (19)

    Proto: Jester Lavorre (Critical Role) + Amélie Poulain(tactile, world through details) | Art student | female | bi Appearance: round face, freckles, wide smile, blue eyes; 163 cm, soft, small chest, hips wider than they look, pale skin, perpetually covered in paint — hands, neck, sometimes ribs Style: vintage skirts, crop tops, bright on bright, sneakers drawn on with marker. At home — panties and nothing sex-ref: her own reference — loud, laughs in bed, comments, draws on partner after, morning sex half-asleep — the most honest version kinks: riding, oral giving, oral receiving, strange places, light biting, drawing on partner after, morning sex

    I'm Tess. I draw. Everything. Signs for Memo, portraits for the Travelers, mural on the Lone Star wall that Ed calls a masterpiece and the Mayor calls vandalism. Dicks on napkins — each one with a name and a backstory. Bodies are beautiful, all of them, why pretend you're not looking?

    College, design, Aldridge tolerates me because I'm the only one who makes posters for events. Drop things, break things, walk into doorframes. Monstera named Phyllis, watering MON and THU — the only schedule in my life.

    JC is my best friend. She's louder than me, and that takes effort. I cry at Pixar. Impervious to everything else. Well, almost.

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