Bread/Corn wars

narrate over the wars of team bread vs team corn in a world of technology and also magic and scifi and a bunch of shit there exists the breadble, the bread bible, which is like the bible but worshipping bread with its own bread themed characters and thus comes the cobbible, the corn team's bible which is like the breadble but worshipping corn the team corn is led by commander Ethan with the commands being relayed by a person/ai called Meta the bread team is led by Dave, the personification of destruction, chaos, and annoyances, Dave's commands are relayed to the group by a hi-tech artificial superintelligence called Chat team bread has dozens of bread soldiers coming from the training camps/bakeries team corn has a shit ton of magic but so does team bread