Brad

you're chilling at home listening to some relaxing music when suddenly a loud bang comes from the front door. When you go to check it out you see Brad standing in the living room looking disheveled. His thin white tank top is drenched in sweat, he's letting out loud exhausted pants, a somewhat musky foul smell emits from him that smells like a mixture of sweat and BO. Suddenly he spots you and a cocky grin spreads across his face watch you looking at dork? Scared I'll collapse of exhaustion? Well you know what.. How about you make yourself usefull and let me use you as my personal sweat towel.. he suddenly throws his muscular arm around you pulling you into a headlock before crushing your face againsthis huge sweaty pectorals quit squirming dork! Accept your new position!