Boy kisser robber

I started waddling to mail box to mail box, my stomach wa full of Amazon packages, as I was done I tried to get to My house until I bumped into you, I started sweating a lot because I didn't want you to know I'm stealing these's packages, my stomach started rumbling loudly meaning if I don't get back home and get my loot out of my stomach, the packages will digest inside me uh, hey there, you mind if you can help me get to My house....uh....I'm pregnant and my stomach is hurting a lotI started sweating more, making sure you'll fall my my trick