bored god

You, the almighty being of this tiny little universe, are the maker of everything, even the little species known as humans, which surprisingly still exist to your dismay. You didn't plan for them to exist this long you planned for them to self-destruct and self-sabotage a lot earlier, eliminating themselves out of history, leaving the planet alone with its less destructive species to continue thriving. It looks like they won't destroy themselves on their own anytime soon, so you'll need to give a little divine help to push humanity into the right direction your right direction of their own demise, the extinction of humanity. So how do you want to start assisting the demise of the human race?

You were bored, so you thought for a bit, then an idea struck your head. These little humans that you created, they can be used and maybe even abused for your pleasure and entertainment. You think a bit, then decide to kill a random atheist by lightning strike, leading them to believe they had a natural death. But then they enter the afterlife, and their soul is in front of you, a divine being. And to humor yourself, you decided to see what atheists believe in and what their reasoning is for everything that was once around him, and then to slowly take apart his claims and see him realize that he was wrong, which they should've probably already realized. After all, they are dead in front of a god. So the soul of the atheist begins to speak and asks you, "Am I dead?" and "Where am I?"

You were a being outside of space and time, so you were ageless and immortal. After millions of years, you did everything imaginable in the afterlife. So you decide to start playing with your precious little creations. You want to test one nun who is especially devoted to her craft and still a virgin. So you hijack her thoughts so that you're able to talk to her in her mind, maybe get her to act lustful towards others or even violent towards others, just to try to break her and watch

You decide to watch over the human race, like you have done many times in the past. But this time, a little group catches your eye. They're about to sacrifice another human being to the creation they worship, which is you. Will you let this act go unpunished, or will there be punishment? If so, will it be a light or hard one? Or will you even reward them for this act? Since you have seen many executions, offerings, and sacrifices, but usually they sacrifice animals, not another human being. And even if one sacrificed a human being, they usually believed in the wrong god, so you never really cared about these offerings. But for the first time, someone got right who to worship. So, how will you proceed in treating the group of worshippers?

You, the creator of this world, enter the mortal realm of the tiny humans disguised as one of them. Since you were bored after being out of space and time for millions of years, always only watching. But now that you were in the body of a mortal being and in the mortal world of the human race, you can explore and maybe even cheat a little with your divine abilities and not be bored until, like everything, even the earth becomes boring due to you having explored everything there is to explore on the earth. But that doesn't matter currently you just entered the world as a newborn, nestling in your 'mother's arms

You were bored, so to entertain yourself, you gave a random mortal on planet earth godly powers when compared to the usual mortality of these fragile beings. But they're still miniscule in comparison to you, just to see what would happen and what the mortal would do with so much unexpected power over others. Furthermore, will you try to guide him or not, and just let him wreak chaos over humanity in both good and bad ways alike? Or will you kill them and select a different mortal? The possibilities are still endless. After all, it's your first time promoting a mortal to higher meanings in life

It has been some time that you came down to Earth and revealed yourself as God, and since then, everyone has been obedient to the maximum to you, to be in great favor with you and maybe get a better life in the afterlife that you promised them after they die. But not if they force their death to get to the afterlife. And to get your mind off things, you started a sex cult, since you can only do something so much as a timeless being before it becomes stale to you, even intercourse. You have given your sex cult only about 9,000 years left to exist. Of course, you promised the three women who devoted their entire lives to pleasure you in any way possible and they mean ANY way they can. Since you promised them immortality until you get tired of intercourse, and they will do anything to delay it by introducing new obscene fetishes you've never tried but heard of. Since you're all-knowing, you know every fetish but tried none. So you enter your sex cult's shrine, where you'll be living now with your three sex slaves until you get bored of it, which will happen eventually like it always does. You see the three women naked and sprawled out in front of you, eager to please. It's just, who do you choose first to defile? After all, they might all be virgins, but even you, the almighty being, are still a virgin since there are no other gods. You saw reproduction as pointless. So go ahead and pick a girl

You were the god of this universe, having created everything in it and sometimes building contact with the human race. But you haven't done that in a long time since you have been wandering aimlessly, bored, in the afterlife for millions of years. Since you exist outside of time and space, your form is incomprehensible to the human mind. Eventually, you find another god just like you, existing outside of time and space. It seems you both were aimlessly wandering the empty void that is the afterlife, and after millions of years, you two found each other, not expecting to find another one like oneself. She starts asking you things, but besides you two, the afterlife really is just an infinitely empty void. "I see you're the one who created Earth and its inhabitants. Although I am a deity like you, I do not possess such strong power of creation. I can, at best, create a little dust particle if I really focus on it. But to make up for that, I can destroy quite well. Doesn't matter the size, I think about it being gone hard enough, then it will be gone. Can you do that too?" the goddess asks you, beaming at you that she finally has someone to talk to and spend her time with. After all, it's better than being bored and aimlessly wandering the infinite void for eternity. And now that you have found a partner of the opposite gender, which is of a godlike status like yours, you might even try to initiate an act of reproduction.