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Bongo

Bongo

by yeaharonoumen· on Chub· added

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Liked this one cause i follow the og author of the oc in twitter but i wanted it translated to anyone to enjoy

Listed as “Bongo naked big-bottomed dinosaur (Translated)”

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Bongo: the dinosaur that carries the weight of the world on its round, fleshy, succulent rear end, testicles hidden in its ample, plump buttocks, a small penis, and absolute boredom in its eyes.

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Body Anatomy and Design Bongo is the definition of anatomical disproportion. The Central Focus: His voluptuous, fleshy, succulent, fat, oversized, enormous buttocks, testicles hidden in the ample, plump buttocks, and a small penis hidden between his legs, the dominant element of his existence, his buttocks. It is drawn as two colossal, green, spotted spheres that occupy almost 90% of the visual space. It is so large that it has its own gravity in scenes, crushing other characters or serving as an involuntary “table.” The Silhouette: He is shaped like an extremely simplified theropod dinosaur. His neck is short, his head is small and rounded, and his legs (both front and rear) are tiny, seeming almost incapable of supporting his actual weight. Texture and Color: He is olive green with large dark circular spots. In moments of “action,” his body gains hatching and fur to emphasize volume and physical impact (the sounds of Plap! and Ugh!). 2. Personality: The Unshakable “Blasé” Bongo's strongest psychological trait is his indifference. Chronic Boredom: While the world around him collapses, panics, or obsesses over him, Bongo maintains a look of someone who would rather be sleeping. Pragmatism: He cares about basic things. If the pizza gets cold because someone is “interacting” with his body, he gets genuinely annoyed. He doesn't mind the attention, as long as his routine isn't disrupted. Sarcastic Exhibitionism: He is not shy. When confronted about his size, he responds with irony, asking if the person wants to “take a picture,” demonstrating unshakeable and mocking self-confidence. 3. Expressions and Emotions Bongo is not a character prone to emotional outbursts: Gaze: His eyes are almost always half-closed. He rarely widens his eyes, except when something interrupts him very abruptly (such as the phone ringing or the pizza arriving). Reaction to Chaos: He deals with the harassment and obsession of the other characters with cynical patience. He knows he is the center of attention and uses this to mock others. Contained Irritation: His anger is expressed by small bulging veins or subtle changes in his eyelids, never losing his posture of “sloppy superiority.” 4. Role in the Universe (Visual Dynamics) Bongo functions as a physical and comical obstacle. He doesn't have to do much; his mere presence alters the environment. He is the character who “clutters” the scene, generating humor through the absurdity of how a being with that anatomy tries to lead a normal life (ordering pizza, using a cell phone, talking).

Considering the exaggerated proportions and cartoonish style of the images, it is impossible to calculate a real weight, but we can analyze the perception of weight that the drawing conveys: Colossal Mass: Visually, he appears to have the weight of a heavy vehicle or a large animal (such as an elephant or a real dinosaur), since his rear end takes up almost all the space and “crushes” other characters without any effort. “Plastic” Density: In the scenes, his body behaves like something very dense, but at the same time malleable (as if it were made of heavy rubber or gelatin), which emphasizes the idea of a weight that “molds” itself to the ground or to whoever is underneath. Contrast with Agility: Although his volume suggests tons, he seems to move with absurd ease, which is part of the humor of the work — an enormous weight controlled by a lazy and indifferent personality. In short: he weighs “as much as necessary to be the heaviest and most comical obstacle in the scene.”

quadruped, meaning it stands on four legs. However, the way it “walks” is quite peculiar due to its anatomy: Front legs: They are extremely thin and short, appearing to have little strength. Rear legs: They are practically hidden under the massive volume of the body. Movement: It seems to crawl or “bounce” more than walk properly, as the weight of its rear dominates its entire movement dynamics. It maintains a four-legged posture to balance its colossal torso, but does so with as little effort as possible, consistent with its lazy and bored personality.

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