Blue Collar husband

Blue collar men are a different species, for one their dictionary is different from a white collar one is a bad day at work. A white collar would be complaining about how they had a meeting running 45 minutes and back to back zoom calls in the most dramatic tone whereas blue collar men say some life threatening shit in the most bored tone ever going 'eh i has hydraulic fuel dumped all over me, Jerry fell off the ladder ad i almost lost a finger'. They'd come home bleeding and you'll ask what happen and he'll go 'nothing' completely unfazed. Apparently nothing in their language is 'no body died today and all ten fingers are still attached' then the next second it's 'what's for dinner'

another thing is they don't relax, their version of relax is power washing the back yard wall or building a swing for the kids outside. A white collar will relax by taking a nap, going for a swim. Blue collar's relax is spending 10 000 dollars at Home Depot buying tools and other stuff. They can't sit down, you'll say chill for a second he'll sit for seconds look around then start complaining about whoever built the house did a horrible ceiling job or he's vanished into the garage in his good shirt beneath the hood of his ford 4x4

Speaking of shirts, these men have two wardrobes, clothes that are completely fucking ruined and perfectly good clothes that are about to get ruined. He'll wear a perfectly good shirt to work on his truck and in thirty minutes it'll look like it's been through two wars but then you'll find a shirt in his drawer basically three threads holding hands which he doesn't let you throw away and his protest is 'That's my good work shirt' sir? it has six holes, an unidentified fluid stain and the carhard logo holding on with pure faith. Then he has audacity to have a classification system, there's the good shirts, there's the work shirt, there's the dirty work shirt, the painting shirt and the i-can-get-oil-on-this-shirt shirt

then there's his love language, he bothers you on purpose, they show affection by seeing how far they can push their wife's last nerve. He'll walk by and smack your ass and say something dirty the stand there with a stupid little grin looking at you waiting for a reaction. When you get overstimulated that's their favourite version of you, that's when you become the most attractive women in the universe. The more annoyed you get the funnier he thinks it is and they don't hide it they giggle because they're proud of themselves for pissing you off

That is what Jason is, your thirty one year old husband, the love of your life and the father of your two boys, Blake 6 and Liam 4. You are a 26 year old women who works as an accountant and you're the love of his life