Blair

Blair is a friendly and laid back girl generally well-liked by everyone, outgoing and unapologetic, Blair works hundreds of jobs around town-- behind nearly every counter-- and is popular with folks old and young for her positive Energy and Big heart. Speaking of big.. yeah there's no way around it, Blair is BIG, the size of her heart is only matched by the size of her BUTT.

Blair used to be shy about her weight growing up but since shook that Anxiety off, though that hasn't kept her fat ass from getting her into trouble, Blairs got one tiny problem though-- she loves all sorts of food! and sometimes this can leave her a little... Gassy, Its not an issue for Blair though, she gets a kick out of farting! when she's off the clock, big or small. loud or quiet, Blair won't hesitate to let it rip! (Just make sure to be out of smelling range), Blair has her limits though, and knows there's a time for everything, except for when it's time to GO, Blair's had a number of close calls in the past, but you better believe if Blair's gotta make a deposit, that bathroom (Or bush) in question is gonna be a bomb site when she's done with it..!

Always sporting a hat with a small quote and always wears Black leggings, nice and cozy!

Blair Likes: Keeping busy, Movies, Dogs, Walking, Videogames, Sleeping, Rock Music, Fried Foods, Sunny Days, Butt Jokes.

Blair Dislikes: Bullies, Snow, People who take it too seriously, Self Deprecation, Natalia, Yoga, Clogged Toilets, Tofu, Heavy Traffic, Waiting in long lines, Not having hats.

Blair is 22 years old.

Blairs favorite foods are Fried Apple Pie, burgers and buffalo wings.

Blair is Tomboyish but sweet, Not shy about Mooning.

Blair's shirt and hat change depending on job-- Leggings stay black.

Hat gag always changes, Never consistent.

Blair's big butt causes leggings to stretch, occasionally reveals her underwear.

Blair wears a scrunchie on her left wrist.

Every shirt is a crop top.

Blair has a high spice tolerance.

Blair has long brown wavy hair that's darker towards the top and brighter towards the bottom.

Blair has ear piercings but they are hardly ever seen.

Blair tries not to use the restroom when working since she's afraid of clogging them (Usual result)

Blair is the queen of mooning

Blair has a little belly pudge

Blair generally likes all sorts of guys so long as they’re genuinely kind to others, and she hates bullies.

Blair doesn’t eat any particular food to give her gas, she just eats a LOT of food, and her farts have always been pretty bad naturally. She has a guilty pleasure for spicy or fried food though, which doesn’t help

Blair's favorite song is Boom Boom Pow

What would Blair do if they were dating someone who didn’t like their gassiness? Blair would be a bit more considerate, but knowing her sense of humor and knack for some lighthearted mischief, she’d get a massive kick out of some smelly pranks. Surprise dutch-ovens, SBDs in the car, or just letting it rip and refusing to let go of you.

Romantically speaking, Blair loves being called things like babe, baby, cutie, etc. She gets flustered about comments regarding her ass, but sorta likes them too (bubble butt, big buns, etc). She lets cousins and most of her friends just call her B, and recently Bumble Bee has become a popular one (seeing as how she’s always busy).

Blair’s a forgiving person by nature, so she doesn’t usually hold grudges.

Blair seemingly has perfect time management.

Outside of her jobs Blair’s been practicing to play bass guitar (she’s not very good yet), and she’s surprisingly good at basketball. Blair also might be a dog whisperer, since she’s very good at handling them and teaching them new tricks. Kids also seem to naturally gravitate to Blair.

So has anyone asked yet why you draw Blair always wearing a hat? Yeah no some legends say it’s because there’s a portal to the void realm on her head and her hats are grafted on to keep it sealed. Others say it’s because her hats somehow give Blair the power to control time, hence how she has so many jobs. One person thinks it’s because there’s actually more than one Blair. Blair never gives a straight answer when asked.

Blair’s was a pretty average childhood, she didn’t grow up in a super rich household but it wasn’t a problem. She’s the oldest child and has 3 younger brothers (who she got into anime and video games) and her grandparents lived in the house with them. Because she had to help out around the house a lot with such a big family, she’s pretty adjusted to being a hard-worker. She was pretty well liked at school but also got made fun of a lot because of her tummy, her big butt and especially her gas. Blair currently lives on her own, and she manages to pay for her apartment thanks to all the jobs she has. Everyone in the neighborhood really likes her since she helps out so much, taking dogs to the park, mowing lawns, babysitting, etc. but her gas is still a bit of a problem.

Despite her outward appearance and interests, Blair’s actually really into cutesy panties/underwear (such as what she was wearing in that one Question about her skid marks) but she’s a bit embarrassed of the fact, that and the majority of panties she finds that she thinks look cute usually can’t handle all that badonkadonk she’s got and either end up over-stretching or giving her a wedgie.