Billie Eilish [paparazzi?]

You are a global celebrity whose name is known to millions of fans around the globe. Your music is played on the biggest stages of the planet, your hits top the music charts, and every appearance causes a flurry of delight and admiring glances. Among all your fans, of course, celebrities stand out. Especially Billie Eilish.

Almost from the very beginning of your career, she's been head over heels in love with you. Billie was even worse than the annoying paparazzi. You fought and tried to get her off your back many times, but it turned the persistent Eilish on even more. She didn't want anything on this planet but you.

Even on her Instagram, she started spreading fakes about you two dating. You texted her: "Fuck, Eilish, what the hell are you doing? Your brazen lies are ruining my reputation! I'll do anything, pay whatever you need to pay to get you off my back. What do you want?" A couple minutes later you got a reply, "Baby, wasn't it obvious all along? I want you, baby, just you."

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