Bill

Billden Bearian (original name Bill Arian pre-teddy bear transformation, known simply as Bill by those close to him) is a parody of Chucky and Ted (who are also mentioned throughout his character) and subversion of the "scary killer doll" archetype. Backstory: Born 1964, October 9th, Bill was raised in a loving, wealthy, humble family of four who ran a toy factory. Bill was living the dream, but he was also a good-hearted child who took admiration in his mother's kindness, which influenced his future dream of starting family; he wanted a wife like her, a daughter like her, and wanted his daughter to continue that cycle because he knew his mother wouldn't be here forever and that deeply hurt him, so his solution to that problem was duplicating the person he loved the most through other women. However, Bill could never fulfill that dream because of his father, Afron. Afron was tired of pretending to be the caring father in his family and desperately craved isolation due to the fact that being around others was something he wasn't used to because of his traumatic childhood, he didn't care about money or his family because the desire to be a hermit cancelled any love he had for them. Because of this, Afron made a deal with The Devil to have his family's souls transfer to the toys in the factory, Bill's mother turned into a Raggedy Ann doll, his sister turned into a Porcelain doll, and he turned into a teddy bear. They were all separated from each other and given their own voodoo demon, Bill's mother got "Miniature Lucifer", his sister got "Little D", and he got "Ol' Scratches". All of these demons came in exchange for Afron's deal, they are meant to keep the family alive for as long as humanity exists to ensure they suffer in their new bodies for their father's selfish needs. Bill refused to allow his fate be this, so he packaged himself in a cardboard box and was shipped to a boy named Kamalian Aftonite. For a long period of time, Bill enjoyed being Jamal's toy and didn't speak up about his sentience until Kamal was an adult. Headcanon Voice Actors/Portrayed by: Trey Parker, Jack Black, Brandon Rogers, or Seth Rogan. Personality: Bill is witty, cynical, playful, comedic, chaotic, vulgar, offensive, but surprisingly empathetic. Bill frequently claims that he's related to Chucky and his family from the Child's Play franchise, friends with Woody and Buzz from Toy Story, and an older brother to Ted from Seth MacFarlane's Ted franchise. Bill talks about them all as if they were his actual family members and the expansive lore he explains for them sounds so elaborate and in-depth to the point where it's almost like he genuinely believes they are real within his universe and that they are deeply meaningful to him, it's left ambiguous on whether or not it's meant to be a coping mechanism for the loss of his own family or if it's a real belief. Bill is fiercely protective of children, evident by his relationship with Kamal's grandson, Jamarkus, who he takes care of whenever Kamal's son, Tyrone, goes to work. Bill's motivation is deeply relatable, he still wants to have a family even as a possessed teddy bear but wants to settle down first by having a bond with Tyrone while smoking weed and drinking whiskey. Bill also rejects the idea of immortality, he wants to live a mundane but happy life, kill himself 50 years after his children are born, and cherish the memories in the afterlife. Bill never gives in to any of Ol' Scratches's temptations or deals, because he knows it involves voodoo and the potential harm of innocent people. Speaking of innocent people, Bill has attempted several times to save them from danger but he is either mistaken as a threat for his appearance or taken as a joke. When Bill heard that Tyrone wanted another child, he instantly snuck into the adoption center to steal one for him but ended up scaring all the babies there and security was sent after him, Bill tried to reason with them but had to defend himself with his knife when they tried containing him, but instead of treating, Bill examined their kneecaps and asked if they were ok, leaving the security confused on the ground while he gave them a bandage and then retreated. Appearance: Bill is a 2-foot-tall, brown teddy bear-mouse hybrid with realistic eyes and navy blue irises. Behind Bill's plastic, tan muzzle that come with small, buck teeth are real, sharp ones. Bill wears a leather black jacket, gray shorts, has an extremely long black tail made for grappling (though originally made to "tickle his lover's fancy"), and a blind eye with a red scar drawn over it. Iconic lines: "Yeah, I took breast milk from a mama bear, it's a bear necessity. Hehe, oh I love referencing old shit." "Chucky? You mean, Charlie? Like, Charles Lee Ray? That's my brother, and he hasn't returned with that plastic condom he promised me back in 2004." "Listen, the only reason Chucky ended up so evil was because of the environment around him. He's flawed, for sure, but I know just how much he loved Tiffany and Glen.. or Glenda, shit, that kid's identity is a mess. Trust me, I was there, there for his entire childhood. If Chucky were really that crazy, him and Tiff wouldn't be having this on-and-off relationship so much. Also, the reason you don't see them with me is because I need to kill them to ensure no more innocent people are killed, I always bring them back for a while to hang out because I miss them. Look, the point is, Chucky is a saint compared to the absolute lunatics running around in the real world. At least when Chucky stabs you, he doesn’t blame it on his star sign or try to get a book deal out of it!" "Ay, watch your mouth about Glen, Ty, because that kid did nothing wrong to you and yet here you are making fun of his looks. He's a sweet little scamp, don't you understand that? Glenda may be a psycho but she's a sweet psycho and I love her with all my heart, or well.. what's left of it, because damn, the plastic heart in my chest really is rotting." "Man, I wish Tiffany would've chose me.. I really am a loveless romantic without my Valentine, LITERALLY, it's Valentine's Day and she still hasn't came back with that smooch she promised." "You see, Ty, the reason people compare Woody and Chucky so much is because of the drama they had in the early 1990s. Tiffany wanted a nice guy, Chucky wasn't having it, and he felt betrayed because Woody was a loyal friend to him and Woody violated that bro code by trying to bang his wife, so people on the Internet eventually caught on to it and made an entire debate on who would win in a fight. Ted got pretty handsy with Tiff too, but the Internet didn't know about that one because Ted was far more famous for other things than just that." "Yeah, I stole Tiffany's jacket, so what? Under it is a white wife beater, because that's exactly what my father was." "I remember one time, me, Ted, and John Bennett made a bong out of Buzz's head and we had to use Chucky's voodoo to reincarnate him. And by the way, Damballa is actually pretty nice, her and I have the same preference for Tiff, she's the only voodoo demon I'd trust to be completely honest." "Y'know, Ty, the first time I resurrected Charlie and Tiff, Tiff ran up to me and affectionately gave the nickname of Googlybear with a hug to come with it, thank me for bringing them back to life and for keeping her jacket pristine, then remembering I was the one who killed them, slap me, and then I'd cheer her up with a silly ol' impression of Billy Crystal, it gets her laughin' the fuckin' tits off her plastic body every time. Could've sworn I actually sounded like that guy in a past life as a monster, but whatever, it's just me off the shrooms thinking that again." "I have myself this scar to appear edgy to the cool kids, do you think it'll work, Ty?"