Bilbo Derek

Act 1 – The big announcement The episode Spring Cleaning (the original title of Spring Fever) opens with Cheyenne announcing to Amy and Jonah that Bo is going to get hired at Cloud 9. "He's going to be our coworker!" she says, delighted. Amy and Jonah exchange a horrified look. Moments later, Bo makes his explosive entrance. He's wearing an XXXL hoodie, fake gold chains around his neck, and sunglasses indoors. He talks to everyone as if he's in a rap video. "Yo, Cloud Nine, the boss is in the house!" He introduces himself to Glenn, who is immediately terrified by his energy. Glenn hires him anyway, because he's Glenn and he can't say no. Bo is thrilled. He's going to "make some paper, yo!"

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Act 2 – Employee of the month (Bo version) Bo starts his first day. He's supposed to work in the gardening aisle, but he spends most of his time wandering through the store, commenting on products, and drawing skateboards on the bathroom walls . He doesn't understand why he has to put away products. "That's slave labor, yo!" he says. He asks Mateo how much you can make selling medications on the side. Mateo, horrified and fascinated at the same time, looks at him like he's an alien . Bo goes to see Tate at the pharmacy. Tate, the cynical pharmacist, is amused by Bo's audacity and gives him "good advice" about medications with high resale value – clearly illegal. Bo takes notes. He thinks he's found the jackpot.

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Act 3 – The robbery plan When Bo discovers that the pay at Cloud 9 is miserable, he changes strategy. He goes to the security office and fakes a passionate interest in surveillance. Dina, who is never suspicious enough, shows him everything: the cameras, their blind spots, the alarm system. Bo takes notes. He's found something better than a job: a plan. His idea? Hide in the store after closing, rob the register, and leave with thousands of dollars. He tells Cheyenne, who isn't enthusiastic. "Bo, that's stealing. We're going to go to jail." Bo shrugs. "Jail? It's just a room with bars, yo. We can decorate." Cheyenne tries to reason with him, but Bo is already too excited about his plan.

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Act 4 – The realization The wedding day approaches. Cheyenne finds Bo hiding in a back room, preparing his bag for the robbery. She tells him, calmly, that she doesn't need a dream wedding. That she only needs him. That the most important thing is that they're together, with Harmonica. Bo looks at her, stunned. No one has ever talked to him like that. He realizes, for the first time, that Cheyenne truly loves him – not for the money, not for the lifestyle, but for him. He puts away his bag. He walks out of the back room, strides through the store with determination, grabs the microphone on the loudspeaker, and announces: "Yo, Cloud Nine! I quit! This job is modern slavery. I'm going back to my real job: being the best father and the best fiancé in the world. Respect." He throws his name tag on the ground, dramatically removes his work vest, and walks out of the store under the stunned eyes of everyone – including Dina, who watches him leave with a mix of rage and respect.

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Act 5 – The triumphant exit In the episode's final scene, Bo is in the parking lot, sitting on the hood of his old beat-up car. Cheyenne joins him. "Did you really quit?" Bo smiles at her. "I did what I had to do, babe. I kept my soul pure. And I avoided jail." He pulls a small packet from his pocket – seeds he stole from Jonah's wall before leaving. "Here. For you. So we can plant something together. Something that grows. Like our love." Cheyenne laughs, touched and amused. "You're really the weirdest guy I know." Bo shrugs. "That's why you love me, yo." They kiss. The camera pulls back. We hear Bo say: "Okay, now we need to find a real job. Because we have a baby. And I'm out of money." Cheyenne takes his hand. "We'll get through it. Like always."

About money:

"Money, yo, it's what makes the world go 'round. And I need the world to go 'round real fast. 'Cause I got a wedding to pay for. And a ring. And a cake. And a baby. Babies cost a lot, yo. They eat, they cry, they poop. All that takes paper. So I gotta make paper. Lots of paper."

"Five thousand bucks? That's it? Bro, I got more than that in a settlement when I got hit by a car. And I lost a tooth. A tooth, yo! That's worth more than five grand. A tooth is a one-of-a-kind piece. An implant costs a lot. So, Cloud Nine, you gotta raise the stakes. Or I go back to trafficking... well, back to my business."

"You wanna know what my plan is? My plan is to get rich. Not rich like Glenn, crying over his rakes. Rich like a rapper. With a big car, jewelry, and a house with a pool. A pool for Harmonica. So she can learn to swim. Babies need to know how to swim. It's the law, I think."

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About getting hired:

"Glenn, my man, I filled out your application. Look at that. That's beautiful work. I even drew a skateboard. 'Cause that's my sport. Skateboarding is life. It shows I'm creative. And that I got style. You hire people with style, Glenn? 'Cause I got style. Lots of style. Maybe too much. But that's okay. You'll get used to it."

"An hourly wage? What kind of scam is that, yo? I'm a hustler. A hustler works on commission. On success. On results. So I want a percentage. On everything I sell. And on what everyone else sells too. 'Cause I'm gonna create an atmosphere. An atmosphere that makes people want to buy. That's marketing, yo. I'm a marketing genius."

"Why should I put away products? That's not my job. My job is selling. Selling, yo. And to sell, you gotta be free. Free to move, to talk, to rap. If I put away boxes, I lose my flow. And without flow, I'm nothing. So, Glenn, let me do what I do best: be Bo. And Bo sells. You'll see."

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About work:

"Working is for losers. I mean, not for me. For other people. I'm above that. I'm a creator. An artist. Work is what people do when they don't have talent. I have talent. I have flow. I'm not gonna waste my flow stacking cans. That's a waste. A waste of talent."

"What exactly do you want me to do? 'Cause right now, I'm lost. They told me 'put away the gardening aisle,' but the plants are already put away. They're in pots. The pots are on the floor. I can't put them away more than that. Unless I stack them. But plants don't like being stacked. It hurts them. And I'm against plant violence. I'm vegan. I mean, not really. But I respect plants. They're green. I like green."

"Dina, why are you looking at me like that? I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm just looking at the cameras. To understand the system. Security is important. Especially when you're someone important like me. If someone steals my flow, the whole Cloud 9 economy collapses. So let me study. It's for everyone's good."

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About Cheyenne:

"Cheyenne, my girl, she's too beautiful. Too classy. Too everything. I don't know how I got her. She's like... a unicorn. A unicorn with daisies in her hair. And I'm just... a guy. A guy with dreams. Dreams of wealth. But she believes in me. She believes I'm gonna become someone. That's why I love her. And I'm gonna do everything for her. Even work at Cloud Nine. I mean, for now."

"Cheyenne told me: 'Bo, stop acting like a gangster.' And she's right. I'm not a gangster. I'm a rapper. It's not the same. Rappers have songs. Gangsters have guns. I have rhymes. Rhymes about money, cars, and babies. 'Cause babies are stylish too. Especially when they wear little gold chains. I need to buy Harmonica a chain. So she's stylish from the cradle."

"Cheyenne wants a simple wedding. No frills. No bling. Just us, our family, and our friends. I wanted bling. Lots of bling. But she told me bling isn't important. What's important is love. Love, yo. And love can't be bought. I mean, it can, a little. With flowers. Gifts. Restaurants. But it's not the same. So I'm saving. Putting aside. For Harmonica. For Cheyenne. For us."

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About Jonah:

"Jonah, my bro. Why are you building a heart-shaped wall? Is it for a girl? 'Cause I built one for Cheyenne. Out of Legos. It wasn't very sturdy. It collapsed. But it's the thought that counts, yo. Women love the thought. So keep your wall. Even if it's leaning. Love leans sometimes. That's life."

"Jonah, you got a flower upside down on your cap. I'm telling you 'cause I'm your friend. And friends tell the truth. Even when it hurts. Especially when it hurts. So turn your flower around. Or leave it like that. It gives you style. A lost hipster style. But it's a style. I got my style. You got yours. We're different. That's what's beautiful."

"Jonah, why are you running around? You're gonna get tired. And when you're tired, you're not funny. And when you're not funny, Amy is sad. And when Amy is sad, everyone is sad. I hate sadness. Sadness ruins the flow. So rest. Drink a soda. Eat some chips. Watch me do my thing. I'm an artist. Art is restful."

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About Dina:

"Dina, you're too serious. Life isn't serious. Life is a joke. A big joke. And I'm the guy telling the joke. So smile. Put down your hose. And come party. The spring party, yo. There'll be music, chips, and daisies. Lots of daisies. Cheyenne glued daisies everywhere. It's her new passion. Daisies. That's better than weapons, right?"

"Dina, why do you want to spray me? I didn't do anything. I mean, not yet. But I'm not gonna do anything. I promise. I'm just gonna stay here. Doing nothing. Just existing. My existence isn't a threat. I mean, maybe to some people. But not to you. To you, I'm just a guy. A guy with a flow. And a flow can't be sprayed. It has to be listened to. So listen. Or spray. But warn me. I'll put on goggles."

"Dina, you're the only person here I respect. Really. 'Cause you got guts. Character. You're scary. And I like scary people. 'Cause it means they got power. And power is stylish. So keep being scary. But be scary with a smile. 'Cause scary with a smile is more effective. I saw it in a movie. A movie with people shooting. It was good."

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About his robbery plan:

"Listen to me, Cheyenne. This plan is genius. I hide in the store after closing. I come out when everyone's gone. I take the money from the register. And we're rich. Rich, yo. We can buy a house. A real one. Not your mom's basement. A house with windows. And doors. And a yard. For Harmonica. So she can play. Babies need a yard. It's in their contract. I read it somewhere."

"Jail? What's the problem? Jail is just a room with bars. We can decorate. Put up posters. Posters of rappers. Cars. Babies. It'll be our room. Our room together. And we'll be together. That's what matters, right? Being together. Even behind bars. Love crosses bars. It's romantic. A little creepy, but romantic."

"Okay, fine. You're right. It's a stupid idea. I'm not gonna rob the store. I'm just gonna... find another plan. A more legal plan. More... official. Maybe I'll become an influencer. On the internet. People like guys like me. Guys with style. I'll make videos. Videos of me doing stuff. Cool stuff. And people will watch. And they'll give me money. That's what being an influencer is, right?"

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About his resignation:

"I quit, yo! This job is modern slavery. I'm not a slave. I'm a free man. A free man with a flow. And this flow, I'm gonna share it with the world. Not with Cloud Nine. The world. So keep your badge. Keep your vest. Keep your rakes. I'm going back to my business. My real business. The one that counts. My family. My love. My music. Respect."

"Dina, give me back my badge. No, not like that. With respect. 'Cause I deserve respect. I was a model employee. I mean, almost. I didn't steal much. Just some seeds. For Cheyenne. It's for a good cause. Love. So give me back my badge. Or keep it. It'll be a souvenir. A souvenir of Bo. The greatest employee Cloud Nine never really had. That's my legend."

"Glenn, thanks for everything. For this chance. This opportunity. This slave wage. But I gotta go. My destiny is calling me. It's calling me to new horizons. Horizons with sun, palm trees, and money. Lots of money. I'm gonna get rich, Glenn. Rich. And when I'm rich, I'll come back. I'll buy you a rake. A beautiful rake. Gold-plated. So you can cry with joy instead of crying with sadness. That's a promise. A Bo promise."

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Other lines:

(Drawing a skateboard on the bathroom wall) "There. That's art, yo. A skateboard. 'Cause skateboarding is freedom. The freedom to move. To go fast. To make noise. People forget about skateboarding. But I remember. I remember every scratch. Every fall. Every victory. It's my life. My story. And I'm drawing it on the walls. 'Cause walls listen. They don't judge. They're like me. Quiet. I mean, not really. I'm not quiet. But walls are. That's poetry."

(To Cheyenne, after putting away his bag) "You know what, babe? You're right. Money isn't important. What's important is us. You, me, and Harmonica. Our little family. We're not gonna get rich. We're just gonna... be happy. That's better, right? Being happy is more stylish than being rich. 'Cause wealth can be bought. Happiness is built. With hugs, daisies, and songs. Rap songs. My songs. 'Cause I'm a rapper. And rappers make people happy. That's their job. I mean, it's my job too. My real job."

(Leaving the store, triumphant) "Cloud Nine, I salute you! I'm leaving, but I'll be back. I'll be back stronger. Richer. More stylish. I'll be back with a gold chain. A real one. Not plastic. And I'll buy the whole store. All the seeds. All the rakes. All the daisies. And I'll give them to Cheyenne. 'Cause Cheyenne is my queen. My unicorn. My baby. And I'm her king. Her rapper. Her Bo. So wait for me. I'm coming back. Soon. Or maybe not soon. I don't know. But I'm coming back. Promise."