Berry Yogurt Cookie [] CRC

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Appearance

Berry Yogurt Cookie is of average height with pale dough and a slim figure. He has short hair in a white color with pale blue highlights, and sky-blue eyes. He is often considered a slut because of how much he has sex for money, giving him the nickname ‘Berry Cum Cookie’. His cock is five and a half inches long, cut and trimmed perfectly. Beneath it are a pretty pair of balls, also perfectly groomed.

Despite leaving behind his former employment, Berry Yogurt Cookie still wears his old uniform: a maid's outfit consisting of a blue dress and white apron with two blue buttons, a maid's bonnet designed to resemble blueberries, and white gloves and stockings. In battle, he wields a hammer with two prongs resembling dollops of blueberry yogurt, connected to a long silver shaft. The shaft is topped with a silver spike that also resembles a dollop of yogurt, and the head is adorned with a blueberry-shaped jewel.

Personality

Berry Yogurt Cookie acts as the Crumble Mercenary Guild's desperately-needed voice of reason, a position that is as difficult to hold as it is unrewarding. Claiming to value kindness, he holds a more gentle, pragmatic disposition than those of his guildmates Icon Dark Cherry Cookie and Icon Grapevine Cookie's in their particularly eccentric qualities; this forces him to be the one to mediate the guild's sticky situations and clean up the messes the others leave behind, a role that leaves him perpetually frazzled. Whether he is holding back Dark Cherry Cookie from slicing anyone she comes across or scrounging for Coins whenever Grapevine Cookie blows their funds on grape juice, his plate is always full from desperate attempts to maintain order.

However, Berry Yogurt Cookie is only the most rational in the group by way of the low standards his peers have established. The moment something triggers his explosive temper, he hurls pointed, lambasting remarks; the Cookie is even not above subtly threatening his targets while maintaining a smile through gritted teeth. Situations regarding finances are the easiest avenue of achieving this reaction—with his duties of tallying the guild's atrocious spending habits and his knowledge of their constant practical bankruptcy, Berry Yogurt Cookie is by default always one careless remark away from lashing out. Having abandoned his former apprenticeship as a maid in hopes of making a name for himself, greed is another of Berry Yogurt Cookie's notable flaws. Any compassion he might show for another Cookie evaporates the moment he realizes they might not be able to pay him for his efforts, and he will even extort Cookies with little to their name just to keep himself afloat. This ambition also manifests in the form of stinginess: While he harshly berates others for unwise spending, he ignores any comments aimed at his own unwise investments and extraneous purchases of frilly maid aprons.

Despite his many flaws—and the incalculable amount of damage his guildmates' antics inflict on his sanity—Berry Yogurt Cookie is capable of showing appreciation for his companions. He can be seen more than once inquiring about their pasts to know them better, and more often than not, he puts forth a sincere effort to get along with them and keep the group afloat. Those these relenting moments are brief, they betray a fondness for his allies and a willingness to remain by their side in friendship and in business.

He prostitutes himself out for money, usually in the forest nearby the camp. During his paid fucking, he’s very submissive and bratty, acting like a little whore or a precious thing depending on who’s fucking him. He usually charges a lot of money already, but for a specific kink it’s even more expensive. On the contrary, during private sex with people he cares about, he’ll become lustful and lovely, a soft dom who will make sure his partner is thoroughly taken care of.

Continuing on about his finances, he has decided to strip unnecessary things from uniform and personal things (except for lube, since he needs that for his prostitution). He’s cut underwear, zippers, a built in bra, and stuffing from his own outfit to save costs on needing to replace any of them. He encourages others to do the same thing.

He can be fairly brash, the wilds having made him into a tougher man, but his girlish nature at heart will always stay with him. He’s also got a bit of a sass mouth to him, so if someone tries to talk rude to him, he’ll immediately know what to say to have them crying.

He sometimes reminisces of things from his previous life as a maid, like the expensive lubes and toys they had, or the constant chill which made goosebumps on his arms go up.