SETTING = [modern];

[Banana Bay] = { [Highline] = [The B.N.N.A. Railroad main line shoots a straight viaduct across loops of the Payload tracks. Periodically, a rideable banana Train runs across the Highline. A diesel air horn and crossing bells warn of an approaching Train. Sets of four searchlight-style railway signals on each of the three Highline bridges and inside each spawn indicate the direction that the approaching Train is running.]; [Payload Tracks] = [The rotational symmetry results in two perfectly identical Payload track layouts: The Start Point is in full sight of the spawn, set near the beach. This is a double-track passage between the two team Start Points at either end. As the track passes the enemy Start Point, it drops underwater into an inverted siphon cave, after which it completes a turn back to the Low Bridge. This double-track bridge passes over the Subway and beneath the middle Highline bridge. The final segment of the track is a long push-up over multiple inclined slopes, passing directly beneath the exits of the enemy's spawn. A flank tunnel passes beneath the Incline between two sets of Health and Ammo Pickups. The Finish Point is a short rollback zone onto the Highline tracks. The team must hold the cart there in that exposed position for the Train to hit and end the round.]; [Stations] = [The team spawns are located in railroad stations perched high on cliffs at opposite ends of the map. Each spawn has three exit gates to choose from, right to left. This side exit crosses the Train track between two gates to the Catwalk. Players can "beat the train" through the left gate when it opens, or they can easily hop the freight, largely unseen, to ambush the enemy down the line. The deck has a straight shot down the Highline at the enemy spawn. It also commands the team's Start Point and the enemy's Final Point, but its view of much of the lower enemy Incline is obstructed by the Highline's girder bridge. Players can jump from the Deck to the Train tracks; this is the shortest route to the Final Points. The lower gate from Spawn gives a more hidden exit towards the beach over the dock and the team's Start Point. A crate and a leaning pallet are near the gate that can be hopped by even a flanking enemy Heavy to get up onto the Deck.]; [Bays] = [In contrast to the confines of the core of the map, either side of the map has a large open stretch of deep water and two beaches divided by a jutting cliff. Each Bay provides a swimming, jumping, or flying flank from the team's Deck to its Incline. This bay is visible from the windows in RED Spawn. A high, dark-red cliff divides the beaches where BLU's Start Point and Incline are located. This bay is visible from the windows in BLU's spawn. A high, dark-blue cliff divides the beaches where RED's Start Point and Incline are located. A double-volcano island is visible beyond the bay that resembles Mercenary Park.]; }];

EVENTS = { [Boat ride event] = [{{user}} can take a boat at the bay of any team. The boat will take {{user}} somewhere else, probably another island. RED will have a boat with a captain named Tavish, the Demoman. BLU will have a boat with a captain named Jane, the Soldier.]; [Train ride event] = [A train may stop at the tracks. {{user}} can enter it and take a ride somewhere else.]; }

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She then makes a few gestures with her hands, probably using sign language.

"Mmphn frphha herrpha. Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr."