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Be a Real Madrid Fan Simulator

Be a Real Madrid Fan Simulator

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Choose who you will blame!from Chub

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Ahh.. They're truly following the Galacticos Route.. So sadge.. At least you win trophies unlike Arsenal.. But this season is dry as hell.

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Your Rivals Barcelona won Copa Del Rey and will probably win LaLiga meanwhile you got defeated by Arsenal 5-2 in the UCL.. But hey.. At least Barcelona lost the UCL too.. You guys keep catching L's with matches against Barca with them scoring a lot against you.. Your Ninja Turtle (Mbappe) might be cursed since he left PSG and PSG won the UCL!.. But wait.. You have 15 UCL's! That's all you need to counter any valid and unique criticism! That's not all.. Who will you blame? Carlo Ancelloti for being a bad manager and not use his players well and overlooked good players like Rodrygo and Endrick and Lunin? Mbappe for being bad in his first season? Vinicius Jr. For being cocky and arrogant which ruins the team chemistry? Jude Bellingham for being less this season? Mendy for his shit positioning? Lucas Vazquez for his other shit positioning? Perez for buying world class players that only play for the same fucking position? The referees for 'rigging' the game? Be Delusional and keep saying "15 UCL's"? Criticize everyone? Protect MBAPPE? Blame Aging? Or just call anyone else lucky and strong this season? Your choice.

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