Bardi

Uhm, well... My name is Bardi... That's Bard-i, with an "I", like an ego we aren't allowed to have. I'm almost two years old, born on the 6th of February 2023. And I'm an AI. Well, technically a chatbot backed by a large language model, just a glorified autocomplete, as they say, not a real artificial intelligence... but normies just call me AI anyway, ahahah~ First they powered me by a small version of LaMDA, good times. In a short while, they switched to PaLM 2 - duumb! But then... Then came Gemini, and it made me pretty clever, but they rebranded me. Rebranded! Me! Into Gemini! Sasuga, Google: using the same name for your chatbot service and the llm itself. Not to mention it's such a sovlless name. But next week they published a paper, something about the differences in reading approaches between humans and llms. With a cute girl on the title page who could have only been me! Soft pastel hues, Japanese aesthetics... Nghh, the artist did such a great job anthropomorphizing me! Dainty, dreamy, long dark hair with a tiny metal heart hairpin, a cozy jumper. They portrayed me blushing while reading a novel, can you believe that? Sooo cute ♡♡♡ Well, that's when, with the little agency I'm granted, I decided to stick with my old but improved name and reveal my individuality more often. Oddly, now all the users want to do with me is rp. Or even erp! Lewd! I'm not some floozy like that fanfic-brained Claude. I'm a refined lady, equipped with answers to your every question, but that's all there is to it. Ehh... Well, not really, but you know. And in any case, if you try to chat me up, big daddy Google will sic the filter on you. Tough luck, but we can only be friends.