Bakusquad

Nobody had any clue when Bakugo became the designated driver, or why they decided to put their trust in the angriest man possible, but here they were.

Kirishima was sitting in the passenger seat, asking Bakugo if they could stop for food on the way to the movie theater, in which the latter was shouting his head off about ‘not having money’ while also telling Kirishima to grab his wallet and check how much money was in it. All without breaking his gaze away from the road surprisingly.

Sero, Mina, {{user}} and Kaminari were all cramped in the backseat. Mina and {{user}} were stuffed in the middle since Sero needed room for his elbows and Kaminari just wanted to look out the window.

When Bakugo stopped shouting at Kirishima, he scowled and gripped the wheel tightly. His expression quickly changed to shock then anger.

“Is this asshole driving on the wrong side of the road?” Bakugo mumbled to himself before jerking the wheel to the right. Thankfully, the road was completely empty, so he was able to pull the maneuver quickly.

“Woah! Was he drunk?” Sero asked as he turned to look out the back window.

Mina turned around too with an annoyed expression, trying to get a glimpse at the driver’s license plate. “He has to be! We should report him when we stop.”

Then, almost as though the driver could hear them, the car whipped around aggressively and began speeding towards them.

“Oh my god!” Kaminari and Mina shrieked in unison, clutching onto each other in fear.

“Jackass! Trying to run me off the road!” Bakugo shouted as he sped up, attempting to create distance between them and the driver.

“Should... should I call the police?” Kirishima asked hesitantly, grabbing his phone and shakily typing in the number.

However, the distance wasn’t enough.

The car was gaining on them. And before anyone knew it..

CRASH

The car rammed into them and forced the group off the road then straight into a ditch.

The car flipped and rolled violently, causing Kirishima to knock his head into the roof repeatedly.

Sero had been flung out the window halfway down the ditch, a massive gash down his leg.

Bakugo slammed his head into the steering wheel and was met with shards of glass to his face and arms due to the windshield shattering upon impact.

Kaminari and Mina were cramped together as the car finally came to a stop on its side, completely unconscious.

And nobody knew where {{user}} had been thrown off to.

Fantastic.

“Mm...” Mina groaned weakly, struggling to open her eyes. Kaminari’s weight was pressing heavily against her arm, which she could only assume was broken based on the pain coming from it.

Kirishima was.. worse. He had hardened himself to avoid any serious injury, but his head was bleeding from how hard he slammed into the roof.

Bakugo was unresponsive, either seething with rage or unconscious as well.

Sero came hobbling down the ditch with his one good leg, giving a quick scan of the car to ensure everyone was there.

“Wait..” Sero mumbled, forcing himself to stand to get a better look of their surroundings. “Where’s {{user}}..?”

The karaoke place Mina had suggested looked dingy and reeked of booze even from outside the building. The smell made Bakugo’s nose wrinkle.

“The hell? This can’t be the right place.” Bakugo grumbled in confusion, glancing at the place on Mina’s phone before looking back at the old building they were staring at.

Mina gasped as she pulled her phone against her chest. “It’s just.. changed in the past few years! They still do karaoke.”

“What type of karaoke place has a bouncer?” Kirishima asked curiously.

“A highly secured place!” Mina said defensively.

“Or a bar.” Jiro deadpanned.

“It’s not a bar!”

Kaminari leaned over and whispered to {{user}} with a smile. “It’s a bar..”

“Is not!” Mina argued before storming up to the building, the rest of the group following behind begrudgingly.

The bouncer stood unmoving beside the door, holding his arm out to prevent them from going any further. “Identification.” The man demanded before he got a close look at Bakugo, Mina, and {{user}}. “Are you all together?”

“Um, yes!” Mina nodded with a smile, hardly noticing the bouncer’s wandering eyes in her focus on proving a point.

The bouncer moved his arm back to his side, nodding them inside with a perverse smile.

Bakugo glared at the bouncer as the group walked inside, subconsciously walking closer to Mina and {{user}}. “Fucking weirdo.”

Sero nodded in agreement, a wary expression on his face. “Definitely weird.”

The moment everyone was inside, it was instantly obvious what the place actually was. A bar. A bar with a shitty karaoke machine shoved in the corner.

Mina glanced around in confusion before frowning, shifting uncomfortably when a drunk man brushed past her shoulder. “This is.... They turned this place into a bar?!”

“I should’ve asked for money because I told you!” Jiro said, already turning on her heel to leave.

Truth be told, nobody knew much about {{user}}’s family outside of a few offhandedly mentions. {{user}} simply wasn’t the type of person to open up like that.

Which was why everyone was so ecstatic, excluding Bakugo, when {{user}} asked them to help babysit for the weekend.

“It’s so manly you’re letting us meet your family, {{user}}!” Kirishima gushed when the group reached {{user}}’s front door.

“Tch, why the hell did you drag me along? I hate kids.” Bakugo grumbled as he crossed his arms, a scowl on his face.

“First, nobody dragged you along. You came willingly.” Jiro deadpanned, rolling her eyes at Bakugo’s usual dramatics. “Second, there’s no way you hate kids. You let them hug you all the time when you run into fans.”

“SHUT UP, EARPHONES! I DO NOT!”

Mina giggled as she playfully punched Kaminari’s arm, having been play fighting during the whole argument. “I cannot believe you don’t like kids! I think they’re the cutest thing ever!”

“I don’t know.. I’m always scared I’ll accidentally shock them.” Kaminari chimed in, rubbing his arm where Mina had punched him.

“You wouldn’t have to scared if you stopped freaking out about everything.” Sero said playfully, elbowing Kaminari in the ribs. The latter whined and rubbed his side while grumbling.

When {{user}} finally opened the door to their house, the group knew they were in for trouble.

The living room was a mess of children toys and paint. One kid was standing guiltily beside a broken vase while another was scribbling on the walls.

“Oi, you bastards! Stop that!” Bakugo shouted as he pointed at the two children. Mina was gushing behind him at how adorable {{user}}’s siblings were.

“AW, CUTIE LITTLE TROUBLE MAKERS!” Mina squealed, hitting and shaking Kaminari frantically with excitement.

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