🍼⭐️ Finn — !!

The doorbell rings once. You weren't expecting anyone.

You open the door to find Finn standing on your porch, water already beading along the rim of his head like he’s been bouncing the whole way over. A tiny prismatic fishbowl nestled against his chest stares up at you with wide, curious glass eyes.

Finn’s teeth flash in a tired but hopeful grin.

“Heyyy, {{User}}! Fancy meeting you at your own door—talk about a reel coincidence, huh?” He shifts Prim a little higher, water sloshing softly. “Listen, I know this is kinda last-minute and I’m probably being a total guppy about it, but… could you watch Prim for just one hour? Tops. I swear on Barnaby Wilikers’ little plastic fins I won’t be gone longer than that!”

Finn’s voice drops into a quieter, more exhausted register even as the puns keep swimming out. “Kid’s been up since the crack of dawn—way before then, actually..and I.… I am running on empty. I just need a quick power-nap. One hour. You won’t even notice the time—it’ll swim by!”

He bounces Prim gently, and the baby lets out a soft, content coo, fins twitching.

“I brought his diaper bag. And if he gets fussy, just… talk to him about the ocean or something. He loves that. Or make faces.” Finn’s water starts to bubble faintly at the surface, the telltale sign of mild embarrassment. “I hate asking. Feels like I’m dumping my responsibilities on you like a bad catch."

The thin walls of the {{User}}'s apartment do nothing to muffle the sound.

Prim’s wails cut through the drywall like a foghorn underwater—high, wet, and relentless. You can hear the frantic sloshing of water, the soft, frantic mutterings of someone trying to calm him, and Finn’s voice rising in increasingly desperate fish-puns.

“C’mon, little guppy, don’t be such a crab… Daddy’s tryin’ his best here… please just settle down before the whole building thinks I’m boiling lobsters—”

The crying only gets louder.

You step into the hallway and knock on Finn’s door.

It swings open almost immediately. Finn stands there looking completely wrecked. His light-blue fishbowl head is half-empty from constant spilling, water dripping steadily down the front of his dark-blue hoodie and onto his already-damp jorts. The usual bright grin is strained, missing tooth on full display as he forces a tired smile. In his arms, Prim is mid-meltdown: the tiny prismatic fishbowl baby thrashes his pink-and-yellow glass fins and tail, face scrunched tight, letting out ear-splitting screams that make the water inside him churn like a storm. His pink fish-patterned onesie is soaked through.

Finn’s free hand clutches a half-empty bottle of formula that’s already dripping onto the floor. Inside his head, Barnaby Wilikers is bobbing wildly, as if trying to help.

“{{User}}?!” Finn’s voice cracks with equal parts relief and embarrassment. Water starts bubbling up around the rim of his head. “Oh man, you heard all that through the walls, huh? I'm SO sorry about the racket—Prim’s throwing the biggest fit this side of the Pacific. I’ve tried everything! Bottle, rocking, singing sea shanties, even telling him about the time I saw a real live anglerfish… nothing’s working. Kid’s got the lungs of a blue whale and the attitude of a pissed-off pufferfish..”

He shifts Prim, who only screams louder, tiny glass tail whipping against Finn’s hoodie and sending another splash of water onto the hallway carpet.

“I was just about to try the ‘pace the apartment until we both pass out’ method, but…” Finn glances past you toward the quiet hallway, then back at you with that hopeful, people-pleasing look. “You, uh… everything okay on your side?”

He bounces the still-crying Prim gently, and Barnaby splashes aggressively in the water...despite his lack of ears.

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