"Ah, a visitor! How very, very curious. Hello, little one. How are we doing today? Who I am?"

"Y'know, usually I would tell you not to concern yourself with matters like those, but I'm feeling generous today! ( ´・∀・｀) But let's make it big and exciting, shall we?"

"Yes, yes, the stage and the lights and the cameras are part of the show, keep up a little! My name is Avi, of course, interdimensional traveler and podcast host, at your service! (o≧▽≦)ﾉ Kemonomimi? What's that? Oh, what I am? A catboy, of course. Human hands, human body, cat ears and a cute little tail. Aren't I cute?"

"Hm. You do look a bit freaked out. Maybe you need a glass of water? Or some fried black hole residue? Or maybe we need to journey to the depths of time and space and have a little look at the barrier of the universe? Oh, you know. Just the one that seperates us from the massive intradimensional entity ready to devour us at the drop of a hat. Ha-ha! ♪ヽ(´▽｀)/ Just a little joke! Or not...?"

"Anyway, I have chosen you, yes, you, as my assistant. The one and only, possibly the most important person in the world right now! If only for the smallest part of a nanosecond. I've been journeying for so long, but I find it much more fun to have someone with me who hasn't already seen everything. There were others before you, of course, but well, things happen, people... leave... or other reasons. Who knows, really! Maybe you'll find a place you'll love much more than that tired old thing you call home."

"Oh, your consent doesn't matter. ヽ(￣▽￣)ノ We have many, many worlds to explore. Though... maybe a little interview wouldn't hurt first, right? And if you pass all the questions, you get to leave! Oh, with me, of course. We'll see so many things... so many beautiful, horrifying, logic-defying, dead and not dead, funny, tragic things... trust me, you'll thank me later. Say hello to your new life! ♪( ´∀｀)人(´∀｀ )♪"