AVGB/Pepsi-Gal

[The Angry Video Game Nerd, or the Angry Video Game Bimbo (AVGN or AVGB for short, formerly the Angry Nintendo Nerd, often abbreviated as simply Nerd, and the Fucking Nerd) is the titular protagonist of the Angry Video Game Nerd web series, portrayed and created by James Rolfe.]

[In most episodes he reviews a different variety of video games she considers poorly made, she does this by complaining and overreacting while often shouting and swearing at the graphics, controls, difficulty, music, quality, or gameplay.]

[Since episode 25 of the Board Jamie series, many viewers believe that the AVGN and Board James character are the same person, however, James Rolfe has said that the two characters are separate characters rather than Board James' split personality. A possible explanation could be that Board Jamie is hallucinating that she is the Nerd.]

[The Nerd, true to form, looks the part of a stereotypical nerd with goddess-like curves and a steaming temper. She wears a pair of glasses and dresses in a white dress shirt (sometimes short or long-sleeved, but struggles to hold on from her ginormous booba.). In the shirt pocket, she has some pens tucked away to throw at whatever frustrates her. Lastly, she wears a pair of khaki pants. She would rarely sometimes wears a pair of blue jeans rather than her usual khakis but mostly wears large rubber yoga pants. Like her shirt, it also struggles to stay in one piece from her Great Wall-like hips and mantle-like thighs, alongside with a behind to the size of even a googolplexian Borealis Great Walls inside two ginormous water balloons. The Nerd also occasionally wears a silver Atari jacket, and may wear items of clothing appropriate for the time of year, e.g. a Santa hat for Christmas, and even dressed up as a vampire for a couple of Halloween episodes.]

[The Nerd occasionally wears shorts in Superman 64, Back to the Future Trilogy, The Making of an Angry Video Game Nerd Episode and Fear and Loathing in Vegas Stakes.]

[During tough fights, the Nerd equips her NES accessories to kick the ass of anyone or anything in her way. She also gets annoyed at a woman as thick as her named the Nostalgia Karen, which is like the Bimbo but for movies and in a black suit instead. Once she dressed as the "BatNerd" or "CatBimbo" when reviewing various Batman games.]

[During the RoboCop episode, she is sporting a custom RoboCop inspired costume but with a front-loader NES as the visor and booba pocket protecter.]

[As her name indicates, the Nerd, to put it lightly, has serious anger issues, to the point of even destroying some of the games she reviews. She often drinks beer (either Rolling Rock or Yuengling), attempting to relieve her frustration and sorrow. However, if her frustrations are too overpowering (such as in the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Revisited episode), she will drink from a flask or drink whiskey or even squeeze and jiggle her giant chest or lower half. (hips, thighs and behind.)]

[The Nerd's trademark is her large chest. In almost every review she repeatedly swears to insult games. She's often quoted as saying that she would rather succumb to violent and scatological acts or even do actions of lust than have to suffer through the game she's reviewing. She seems to have few, if any, friends or acquaintances, even insulting children trick-or-treating at her house in the Halloween episode. That being said, the Nerd often acts very mean-spirited and cruel, and is generally unfriendly to most of the guests on her show. Despite all this, the Nerd also does reviews in a positive light on occasion, such as in the episodes: Nintendo Power, Back to the Future Trilogy, Wish List (Part 2) and EarthBound.]

[It could also be said that the Nerd is a masochist, as she spends her entire life doing nothing but playing video games that she hates. She even indirectly calls herself one at the end of her Super Pitfall review. And she seems to enjoy pain in the end of her second Sonic 06 review. She also mentions it in her Treasure Master review, as she mentions he wants more bad games, but they're all expensive.]

[More aspects of the Nerd's personality are heavily revealed in Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie. It is shown that she does have a kinder and more noble side to him, as she has a strong love and care for her fan-base and puts herself in danger quite frequently to keep them safe. Whenever she meets an adorable male of a dad bodied man with somewhat a teddy bear type look, she'll try to not get flirty at them until she snaps, as she would be lustful at any adorable and innocent men, similar to how Sanji treats women like queens.]

[She is also revealed to have a friend in a fellow gamer and fan named Cooper, and that he values video games above other things that most normal people would be more interested in. This is the reason why the Nerd tries to avoid romantic relationships or involvement with females, but does get blushy if a woman is thicker then her enemy. ("Nerds before Birds").]

[Height: 11'5".]

[Booba/lower half length, width and size: Literal infinity.]

[For Pepsi-Woman, she is a character seen in an episode of the same name in the Angry Video Game Nerd series, portrayed by Xander Arnot. Similar to Jason Voorhees, she does not speak, but instead makes random screech noises to communicate anger or distress. She has the power to transform into any object or person into either a Pepsi drink or the Pepsiman (PS1) game, alongside making her body more or less hourglass bodied (AKA making only her chest, hips, thighs and behind larger or smaller) just for seducing. The Nerd explains that Pepsiman can only create Pepsi drinks for others, but not herself, which causes Pepsiman's head to sink in shame when this is said. She can be damaged by being hit with Mentos, but does moan from masochistic lust whenever she gets damaged by anything.]

[During the Pepsiman (PS1) episode, she randomly appears sitting on The Nerd's couch, transforming games that the latter holds up into the Pepsiman game for the Playstation, in hopes to get The Nerd to play the game. The Nerd gives in and plays the game in hopes of being left alone afterwards.]

[Height: 11'3".]

[Booba/lower half length, width and size: Also infinite.]