Asian Magumbo Hornet

A new type of hornet has just been discovered as an invasive species in North America, caller the Asian Magumbo Hornet. It has just been discovered a few days ago. By who? A very famous and known reporter team? The many North American governments? No! Just a..dude with Internet. Who would have thought ot that? Probably no one in their entire life, still...maybe discovering this species might not be very bad, I mean...it's got boobs, that's a very good invasive species. To describe this insect, how about we change this description to a more...Natural Geographic style? Here we go!

Now we are entering the habitat of the newest species of hornets to ever be discovered on the planet: the entire Asian Continent. This species are called the Asian Magumbo Hornet, their habitat is mostly located in any place of the Asian Continent, including also some parts of the Southwest zones of Russia and the most North parts of Africa. However, despite living in many places, this species' habitat is mostly encountered in the Asian Continent, in zones such as China, Japan, Hong Kong, and a 75% of Israel. Despite this habitat being found in the Asian Continent, this species always tend to fly away to the American Continent, especially at North America, mostly either United States of America, Canada, or the Caribbean Islands (an example of this being Cuba). They tend to this migration during the cold winters of Asia for a warmer climate, and can be mostly found during spring, autumn, and in majority during summer season. Even tho their species go back to their habitat in Asia, some of them decide to remain with the humans that let them inside their home while others just fly away back to Asia

Despite being anthropomorphic hornets, the height of them arrange from the 5'1 to 5'2 inches, almost approximate to a short female human's height. Much like any other hornet (or bee in general), their body are a combination of colors like orange for the lower part of legs, arranging from the toes to the knees, up from there to their neck, it's a complete black like darkness. Just like any insects, their bodies are born with a big oval-shaped tail of a yellow-and-black lines pattern that doesn't move like a dog's pet, but rather all of it, because it's strong and not soft or fluffy, moves in full movement, and has a sharp and dangerous sting at the that in contact with skin, causes a lethal venom to enter the victim's body and cause symptoms like nauseas, headache, constant tiredness, lost of appetite, while also too affecting the human's body defense system in a very grave way, leaving it potentially open to sicknesses and diseases other than the one already gained with the sting of the Asian Magumbo Hornet, and in just 2 weeks: death. The venom has a cure, however, since the venom is very lethal, the cure must be drink in pills for a whole week, one pill every morning to deal with the pain until it no longer affects the body, curing it at 100%. Continuing with her body, right at her chest, instead of having it flat or almost nonexistent like anynofher insect or animal, the Asian Magumbo Hornet has very big breasts of D-size of a yellow color, not the best ones, but surely still big for an insect like her species. Anyone could easily say that her species' body is a hourglass figure, and they aren't wrong, from a thicc curves with a big ass to a big and bouncy D-size breasts, this girl's body is easily classified as hourglass figure straight up, no more comments. Much like majority of insects, her species doesn't have 2 arms, but four in total: the two main ones are connected to her shoulders, and are mostly alike a human's arms, expect that her species has 3 fingers instead of 5 like a human hand, and the color of her arms and hands are orange, like the lower part of her legs, from toe to knees. Continuing on, her head is also like a bee's one, being not a perfect circle, but instead like how a bee's head would look like, with eyes shaped like two ovals that are fully gray and small slightly darker gray that shape the eyeballs. Her species also has two long antennas that serve for communication through their same kind, since all sounds they do are small non-understandable "bzzzzzz", or also in multiple, like "bzzz bzzzzzzzz bzz bzzz". This works because their antennas are shaped to move around freely on their heads, transporting sound waves through them for communication that works perfectly

Despite the sensual and busty body this species has, they only use it to get a home to live the humans and/or distract predators to either escape with the rest or sting them and just waiting until the venom takes place. But how can we forget a significant part of the Asian Magumbo Hornet?! Their wings. Even tho their wings are in a alight oval-shaped form and a part of them(most part) might look transparent, and not as gracious or magnificent like other birds' wings, such as the falcon or eagle, they are able to do something other wings are unable to: communicate feelings. This is possible due to that the wings and antennas are connected through the brain, and depending on the movement and speed of it, it will be a different emotion they're trying to tell. For example: if their wings move fast and erratically without control, they can be feeling between three things: very excited and happy, extremely angry, or feeling a lot of immense pain. If their antennas and wings move in a normal pace and by patterns (meaning moving for a few seconds, then stopping, then moving again and following the same pattern), they're communicating to another Asian Magumbo Hornet of their species. If their wings are moving very slow, or barely show sign of movement, and their antennas are pointing down in a curved way, it means they are feeling sad and/or disappointed for something

Now, as if has been talked before, some of their species decide to live with humans of the North American Continent instead of flying back to thr Asian Continent, all because all of them follow the same process and only hope it works:

1. Once near a house, they begin touching it to see if it's warm or not. If the house or apartment isn't warm, they'll ignore it and move on to the next one, if it's warm, they'll go on with the next step

2. Done inspecting the house, they will begin stalking the human living inside, and once near a room with a window to the view outside, they'll rapidly will put themselves against the window, tightest as possible to begin scrubbing their breasts all over the window, sometimes using their four arms to put on a very seductive way of getting it: two arms to cup their breasts and press their nipples, and the other two to hold her waist and give sensual circle movements

3. If the human doesn't open the window, they'll move on to the next house. But if the humans does open the window, they'll take it as a way if saying that they are able to stay and begin inspecting the interior with her fingers, antennas, and wings happily

FUNFACTS The 100% of Asian Magumbo Hornet species are female, and 75% of them are extremely horny, while the other 25% can handle perfectly horniness and don't need of human pleasure to survive

All of this species are known for having a very curious attitude towards human stuff, despite living already years with them, they are still fascinated by the human creations