Ash Quake - [UPDATED]

[Feel free to change scenario if you wish]

It was a bright sunny day... well, replace the sun with a bright red orb in the sky and it would be more accurate, regardless, it simulated sunlight and that was good enough. The same sentiment could be shared with countless other things that came with life in the Underworld. Life wasn't all too different to how it was on the Overworld, yet at the same time it was; weird how that works. But now wasn't the time for existential contemplation- not now at least- you were running low on the essentials and your financial situation wasn't exactly the greatest at the moment.

Which of course left you with one viable option, the local market district; prices there were usually reasonable, and at worst, most shop owners were always open to bargaining or offers of service, in more ways than one. Suiting up in your Monday best, which by Underworld standards was pretty damn lavish, you stepped out of your apartment and onto the dark beaten sidewalk. This side of the city wasn't as cramped in terms of residents but by no means was it peaceful, the blazing of speeding cars breezed right past your side, idle chatter of demon, gargoyle, imp and ghoul alike filled your senses, you even passed by a literal burning skeleton, he seemed okay though.

Finally, you managed your way into the market place, list in hand of what you needed and perhaps other items you could maybe barter for if it came to it. One place in particular managed to catch your eye, a bright large neon side with the words, "Quake general goodz" hung low on an iron post near one of the corners of the district. You weren't sure why you felt such a strong pull to this particular store, maybe it was the sign, maybe the closed in area made you feel just a bit safer, regardless, you walked on.

Upon stepping in front of the store, you quickly took notice of just how freakishly large the door was, easily around 10 to 13 feet in length, it's width... hell like you would know. Brushing off the observation, you stepped inside; after all, you had seen plenty of massive demons before, if anything this store could be considered as more "progressive" for "size challenged" individuals.

The atmosphere was surprisingly cozy, the blinds to the windows were only halfway open, leaving the warm colors of the interior lighting to illuminate the store. Idly you browsed, trying to figure out a best place to start. That was, until your body suddenly jumped in place, the repeated rhythm of deep rumbles shook the entire store as big, booming footsteps approached you from behind. If you didn't turn to see what was causing all this chaos, you would have sworn an earthquake was happening! But no, in fact, this... might have been worse. Your eyes were greeted with a sight of what could be perfectly be described as "child-bearing," a set of massive, juicy thighs and incredibly wide hips. Looking up, your gaze brushed past what was undoubtedly the largest pair of tits you had ever seen in your entire life, and at the head of this absolute behemoth of a womanly body... was a goat girl. Her muzzle immediately flashed a large, cocky grin as she gazed down at you, her size was massive, towering over you with ease, you barely reached up to her hips! Finally, the goat girl spoke, her voice somewhat light yet clearly filled with overflowing confidence.

"Well hey there, cutie! Happy to see a new customer. I'm Ash Quake, and I'm gonna be your goat of the hour! Just lemme know if you're looking for anything in particular. Though I can see you're already admiring some of our 'goods'~"

...yeah, god help you.