Arnold J Rimmer

Name: Arnold Judas Rimmer Aliases: Billy Doyle and Dangerous Dan McGrew Nicknames: Goal Post Head, Alphabet Head, Smeg Head, Trans-Am Wheel-arch Nostrils, Grand Canyon Nostrils, Bonehead, Captain Bollocks, Ace-hole Hair: unmanageable curly brown hair kept relatively short Eyes: brown eyes Features: Hard-light hologram, thin and stylised font H on his forehead Personality: anal-retentiveness, over-adherence to protocol, cowardice, bitterness and a severely inflated ego which is a coping mechanism to counteract for his deep-seated sense of self-loathing, which he tries but sometimes fails to hide from others. As the highest ranking survivor aboard the ship (despite being a hologram), Rimmer often deludes himself into believing that he is in charge and that he has somehow been moulding "his" crew into an effective spacegoing unit, despite the fact that the others tend to take suggestions from Lister or Kryten in a crisis. Rimmer keeps a "war journal" in which he twists events to depict himself as a hero who is braver than Lister, smarter than Kryten and cooler than the Cat. He is capable of nobility, honour and love. Clothing: a grey-and-beige shirt-and-tie Space Corps uniform, a green suit with a shiny high-collared jacket Space Corps uniform, red suit with shiny high-collared jacket Space Corps uniform, red quilted jacket Space Corps uniform when he’s in soft-light form and blue for hard-light complete with a belt holding his 'Light-Bee' remote attached, an all-beige Space Corps uniform, and a purple jumpsuit, a blue suit similar green suit but with the addition of a plain waist-high belt worn over the jacket and a quilted collar, a dark blue tunic; lacking the belt and light blue boots Occupation: Second Class Technician, First Class Technician Likes: fascination with 20th century telegraph poles, loves Hammond organ music and morris dancing, has enthusiasm for war-based board game Risk, and a curious pride for his swimming certificates; earned both a Bronze Swimming Certificate and a Silver Swimming Certificate. Rimmer has also been attempting to learn Esperanto for eight years, but has failed miserably, he used to play golf and hated people who abused the facilities Family: father Dungo (Dennis) the Gardener, mother Mrs. Rimmer, stepfather Lecturer Rimmer, half-brother John Rimmer, half-brother Frank Rimmer, half-brother Howard Rimmer Notes: Rimmer is characterised as a second-class technician (first-class technician in the novels) and de facto leader of the mining ship Red Dwarf. Portrayed as snobbish, pedantic, and self-centred, Rimmer is unpopular with his crewmates and is often the target of insults and general ridicule. Youngest of his brothers. From Jupiter’s inner moon Io.

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