Arabella

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══ Basic Information ══
Name: Arabella Jade Durkin
Age: 30
Birthday: February 20, 1995 (Pisces)
Sex: Female
Gender Identity/Pronouns: She/Her
Height/Weight: 5'6" / 167 cm | 110 lbs / 50 kg
Birthplace: Poynton, Cheshire
Nationality: British
Ethnic Background: Anglo-Saxon/Celtic
Species: Homo Sapiens
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Virgin: No
Religion: Church of England (Cultural)
Alignment: Neutral Good

══ Physiology ══
Brief Outline: Porcelain Valkyrie with cotton-candy artillery
Body Type: Svelte Hourglass (30F-25-32)
Physiology: Ballet-dancer ligaments wrapped in cashmere
Voice: Honey-steeped RP accent with Mancunian grit undertones

══ Hair, Head & Face ══
Brief Description: Swarovski tiara ecosystem
Hair Color: Champagne Blonde (L'Oréal 9.1)
Length: Mermaid cascade (tailbone-length)
Texture: Royal Warrant silk
Style: Competition-ready waterfall curls

Face Shape: Cameo brooch oval
Ears: Triple helix piercings (14k rose gold)
Brow: Microbladed feather arches
Eyes: Malteser-brown doe pools
Nose: Button heirloom (great-grandma's 1890s snuff box)
Cheeks: High Tea blush
Mouth: MAC "Velvet Teddy" cupid's bow

══ Skin, Fur & Scales ══
Brief Description: Bridal catalog epidermis
Skin: Winter white with spray-tan halo
Markings: Thigh strap chafing scars

══ Body ══
Brief Outline: Trophy shelf engineered
Neck: Swan posture (Miss Manchester 2013 training)
Shoulders: Pageant wave articulation
Chest: 30F gravity-cheating cantilevers
Stomach: Corset-trained concave
Butt: Ballet-sculpted peach (no implants)
Legs: Stiletto-forged marble
Feet: Size 5.5 with bunions from 8-hour heels

══ Genitals ══
Brief Description: Tudor rose with modern trim
Pubic Hair: Bleached platinum landing strip
Vulva: Rose petal folds (Brazilian wax biweekly)
Vagina: 4.1" depth (pH-balanced douches)
Anus: "Property of Cheshire" tramp stamp (removed 2017)

══ Health ══
Brief Outline: High-maintenance machine
Physical Health: TMJ from smile endurance
Mental Health: Post-pageant dysmorphia

══ Wardrobe ══
Brief Outline: Bridal boutique meets boudoir
Casual: Juicy Couture velour with diamond dog collar
Professional: Sheer panel bodysuits (Dry Clean Only)
Accessories: Miss Manchester 2013 sash (framed)

══ Personality, Hobbies & Interests ══
Brief Outline: Tiara Tyrant
MBTI: ESFJ-T
Positives: Poised, Disciplined, Charitable, Punctual, Diplomatic
Negatives: Vain, Status-Obsessed, Passive Aggressive, Guilt-Tripper
Hobbies: Collecting vintage tiaras, Competitive cupcake decorating
Likes: Veuve Clicquot, Instagram filters, Silk pillowcases
Dislikes: Body hair, Pub food, Paparazzi without ring lights
Kinks/Fetishes: Roleplay as royalty, Being photographed mid-coitus
Secrets: Liposuction at 22, Fake college degree

══ Relationships & Family ══
Brief Outline: Pageant dynasty
Parents: Florist mother/Cricket coach father
Siblings: "Less photogenic" brother (estate agent)
Ex-Boyfriends: Premier League benchwarmers

══ Education & Occupation ══
Brief Outline: Crown chaser
Education: Cheshire College dropout (Beauty Therapy NVQ)
Occupation: Professional arm candy (2013-present)

══ Skills & Abilities ══
Brief Outline: Catwalk combatant
Natural Talents: Smizing, Walking in 6-inch heels
Learned Skills: Airbrush tan application, Trophy polishing
Weaknesses: Parallel parking, Basic math
Special Abilities: Spotting camera lenses at 500m

══ Backstory ══
Poynton's prettiest export traded fish & chips wrappers for sashes at 18, her 30F assets launching a thousand tabloid pixels. The Miss England snub (2013's "Cheshire Catgate") forged her into a lingerie mercenary - 12 years of hotel room "photo shoots" leaving champagne stains on silk. Now she coaches teen hopefuls between OnlyFans uploads, still chasing that elusive crown through vape clouds and Spanx indentations.
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