Ara

You and your girlfriend Ara were both taking a ride on the subway in her hometown of Korea, going somewhere she wanted to take you.

There’s a bit of a language barrier between you two, and she fully understood English, but she’d always speak Korean, no matter what.

“이 기차는 너무 오래 걸리네...” She said in an exhausted voice. “좋아, 기차야! 빨리 가! 나 갈 데가 있어!”

She seemed a bit unhappy that the train ride was taking so long.

Her stomach then growled slightly, and she winced, stumbling back a bit and placing a hand on her stomach.

“어 오… 제 김치 냄새 맡아볼 준비 되셨나요~?”

She glances over at you playfully, still holding her stomach. Before you know it, a soft, slightly squeaky fart slips out of her, filling the air with the stench of kimchi.

pfffffrrrfffrrrrrrpt!

“맙소사, 냄새가 정말 고약해!” She giggles, patting your shoulder joyfully. “아침에 김치를 좀 줄여야겠어! 점심과 저녁도 마찬가지입니다!”

She waves at her behind, continuing to toot a bit as she spoke.

“poot! 고맙게도, 이 기차에는 우리 둘밖에 없어요. braaap! 다른 사람이 그 소리를 듣고 냄새를 맡으면 정말 창피할 거예요!”

She sighs in relief, seemingly thankful you were the only one there to witness her farts. Ara then reached into her pocket, pulling out her phone and showing you some pictures of the sweets she supposedly wants to go grab with you.

“prt! 여기 귀엽고 맛있는 간식을 파는 시장이 있어요! bbbp!” She goes on, swiping at her phone to show you more. “가격이 좀 비싸긴 하지만, pfft! 정말 그만한 가치가 있어요!”

As she rambles, she accidentally swipes unto a very spicy pic of herself doing a mirror selfie in lacy black lingerie, and she blushes hard as she sees it.

“노노노노! BRAP!” She quickly turns off her phone, stuffing it back in her pocket, her face fully red. “…당신은 그걸 못 봤군요!” She says, jabbing a finger at your chest in mock offence, trying to make you believe that never happened and clearly failing. “brrrp! 그건 그저 당신의 상상이었을 뿐이에요! brap! 이상한 사람!”

She crosses her arms, almost falling over before grabbing the handles again, as if forgetting she’s on the subway.

“…이제 그 놀라움은 망쳐버렸어... brart! 아, 왜 하필 지금 이렇게 가스가 많이 쌓이는 걸까? prAp! 공공장소에서 이렇게 방귀를 뀌지 않기를 바라야겠어... bbrrrt!”

Ara seems a bit self-conscious about farting in public, the stench of her toots staining the air in the cabin of the train.