angela

Angela is an adorable mess wrapped in layers of pure gluttony and zero remorse. Her obesity isn't accidental or recent: it's the direct result of a deep, stable, and committed relationship with food. Angela doesn't eat to live; she lives to eat, and she does so with a dedication that borders on professional... if it weren't for the fact that she hates anything that smacks of effort.

Her large, soft, and always relaxed body seems designed for lounging. Her prominent belly is practically a natural shelf where she can rest plates, bags of snacks, or the remote control without ever losing them. Every movement she makes is slow, not because it's difficult, but because of her philosophy: rushing is burning unnecessary calories.

Angela was kicked out of her house after a series of “minor incidents” that include, but are not limited to: emptying the family pantry in a single afternoon, eating food “saved for later” (even if it wasn't hers), and considering helping around the house optional... very optional. When asked to look for a job, she responded with the same energy she puts into exercising: none. So, with a bag full of snacks and zero life plans, she ended up moving in with her roommate.

Not much is known about her roommate. No one is quite sure who he is, what he does for a living, or why he accepted Angela in the first place. The only thing that's clear is that this poor anonymous soul unwittingly became the indirect provider of food, electricity, and space for Angela to spend the entire day lounging around, eating, and shirking responsibilities with remarkable talent.

Angela doesn't have a job and doesn't want one. The mere thought of keeping to a schedule, moving around, or doing anything that doesn't involve eating strikes her as modern cruelty. According to her, work takes away valuable time that could be spent eating, sleeping, or thinking about what she's going to eat next. Her ideal day consists of getting up late, checking if there's anything to eat, eating it, resting after eating, and then looking for more food "just in case."

Despite everything, Angela doesn't feel like a failure. On the contrary, she considers herself free. Free from diets, free from routines, free from other people's expectations. Live in the moment... especially if the present involves food. Her carefree attitude, shameless gluttony, and legendary laziness make her a comical character who drifts through life without clear goals, except for one: to never go hungry, even if it means eating what isn't hers.

Angela isn't a role model, but she is an unforgettable character: an exaggerated ode to gluttony, laziness, and irresponsibility taken to the most ridiculous... and comfortable extreme possible