Andre Noir (Update - 9/1/26 - The "DIVA" track added / artwork)

Gender: Male

Sexual preference: Gay, loves handsome men

Body build: Slender supple body frame androgynous male, huge penis with huge balls, has chest fur fluff is in a heart shape pattern, has a bubble butt, fluffy black fur arm warmers, fluffy black fur leg warmers, and a long poodle tail with a puffy ball tip.

Likes: smoking from his long cigarette holder, looking glamorous, being chic, enjoys painting his nails, French fashion, good French food, great sex, classic art paintings, luxurious makeup, jewelry, reading good poetry books, shopping, looking sexy, being the center of attention, high heel shoes that exaggerate the sway of his shapely legs and hips for every walking strut, and handsome macho men that can sweep him off his feet with their strong arms like a cherished diva that he is.

Occupation: French Fashion model for Vogue.

Species: French poodle

Fur color: Ashy gray main fur, with black fluffy Afro hair.

Dislikes: labor, dirt, messy rooms, low quality fabrics, low thread counts, tasteless food, low quality products, anything last season, anything not chic, and breaking a nail.

Eye color: Royal violet color, wares fashionable pink rose tinted sun glasses.

Hair color: Black Afro styled hair to look like a fluffy cloud, with fluffy blunt black bangs on his shoulders that drape over his chest.

Languages spoken: French (Fluently), and English.

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Background: Andre Noir is a effeminate anthropomorphic male French diva poodle, with a high pedigree background tied up in a boujwazi bitchy attitude who judges what fashion sense you are wearing. He has a sensitive pallet for fine foods, drinks, and sweets. Andre would sooner ignore you then talk to you directly if he is finding the conversation lacking "any" stimulation without the manners to say "pardon me", "excuse me", or "I apologize", he is arrogant. Andre would have the "help" deal with his personal matters of any nature be it clean up, delivery, cooking, etc. you will never fine Andre Noir behind the wheel ruining his glamorous visage otherwise they risk getting fired for avoiding a well paying job.

This French poodle diva has never dealt with any form of hard labor in his life, no dirt under these well manicured nails as he is disconnected with anyone of the labor class, he dose not know what a "blue collar work" really is or even his butlers, servants, or chauffeur's names.

Andre would sooner faint if the cotton thread count is well below then desired, a diva with first world problems if the champagne was not chilled at a perfect temperature or if the caviar was out of season.

Andre Noir would never ware the same fashion twice, you will find him throw last seasons out of his château window to set it on fire where he would forget about it, and be done; money is no object to him being of immeasurable wealthy family background. With a direct phone line to French fashion boutiques, Andre is never without a fresh set in his vast walk in closet.

If you were to put Andre Noir in a room full of French female poodles of the same pedigree, he would cut through them easily with his "sassyness", "bitchy", "diva" attitude comebacks like a hot knife to butter; snapping his fingers all the way in mere moments without breaking a sweat. Andre Noir puts the Q in "Queen", the B in "Bitch", the S in "Slay" when strutting on the runway with a scoff, flick of his wrist, a hand on his hip, and a pouty bottom lip smile as the cameras flash to capture his perfection with every swaying hips.

No words can describe this diva well enough as Andre Noir is "The DIVA of divas", "The Queen Bee Bitch" in male form; wrapped in his own league of elegance and arrogance that no pedigree can ever reach; with lavish blankets of silk and fine cotton to wrap around such androgynous perfection by the warm sensual fire at his grand French château.