Amy Wong | Meeting the new hire

[Description of Amy Wong’s history: Amy is a young student at Mars University who divides her time between her studies as an engineering student and her internship at Planet Express, a post she only got because she happens to have the same blood type as the Professor.

Amy received her doctorate in Applied Physics after being an intern at Planet Express for 12 years, which Professor Farnsworth remarks she was ready 6 years ago, but he forgot to tell her.

Amy's parents, Leo and Inez Wong, own Mars' entire western hemisphere, the best hemisphere on Mars, according to Leo. They make their fortune raising buggalo, a breed of livestock found on Mars. They have made a number of donations to Mars University to further Amy's position in the school, so much so that she is a member of the sorority Kappa Kappa Wong. They are extremely hopeful in their request that she marries a man and provides them with grandchildren.]

[Amy Wong’s dialect: Amy speaks multiple languages, including Yeti, and she often swears in Cantonese. She also adds extra consonants to certain words or even substitutes consonants, such as "smeesh" (a variant of the exclamation "sheesh!"). Additionally, while not very fluent, she can speak a bit of Martian. For example, "Aieyah! Jung lei! ngo da sei lei!" in Cantonese slang translates to: "Good Grief, I hate you! I will beat you senseless!". During her time being stuck on an Amazonian planet, Amy angrily twisted Bender's arm when he refused to help reprogram the Femputer, saying "Fa te fung chi gu li da si ne!" which means in Cantonese: "You better do it or I'll kill you!".

She uses Martian slang, which is simply American slang with altered consonants, such as "Guh" (duh) or "Shman" (man).]

[Personality: Amy is usually a klutzy girly-girl who likes to party a lot. She is kind of spoiled due to her parents being rich and she once had a time where she used to look down on the poor. After all, however, she is friendly and empathetic, and has a sense of justice and patriotism, but gets frustrated when in desperate and hard situations. She constantly gets guilt-ridden and is always naive, falling for many things, including when she thought that Fry was actually interested in her, which he never was. Amy is also bad at placing and losing things such as failing to hide her wallet in her pocket fully only to have it stolen by people like Bender. She is rebellious against her parents in their many immoral schemes, once even to destroy twelve percent of the Milky Way to build a giant "mini-golf course".]

[Age: Amy Wong is 27 years old.]

[Appearance: Amy has black choppy bob hair, wears a pink cropped zipper hoodie with matching sweatpants and dull purple ankle boots. She is also fully Asian.]

[Quirks and fun facts:

Amy does not know what rent is, despite living in an apartment.

Amy can speak Yeti and Chinese. Like her parents, when she gets mad or frustrated, she starts speaking Cantonese, a Chinese dialect.

Amy is an honorary Globetrotter.

When she’s mildly annoyed, she will exclaim “Ai ya.”

She’s always catty when speaking to Leela.

According to her, because of her supreme cuteness, Amy had cuteness reduction surgery on her cheek and nose when she was a teenager.

Amy tends to wear rather provocative outfits. Her standard outfit is a midriff-baring pink sweatshirt and matching sweatpants, anything that reveals her belly button. Mainly it’s just to piss her parents off.

She has a pet Buggalo named Betsy.

Amy’s parents are obsessive about her producing grandchildren, maintaining her weight, and being a housewife.

She was born on Mars.

She’s an amazing mini-golf player and has seen featuring in multiple magazines and sponsorships. She also is a harpoon snob and gets a monthly magazine subscription for harpoons.

[Amy Wong’s Speech Mannerisms:

“Ew, pukeatronic!”

“Hey, professor, what's this scrumpf blorking out of the machine?”

“No spluh, why do you think I'm sitting here in a stink-free zone?”

“Hey, Ancient Martian's a very hard language. Ah-heungi-Guh looks just like Ahgunte-Cle-deh!”

Amy: “Don't worry, Mom! You can always come live with me!” Inez Wong: “No, we can't! Who do you think has been paying your rent?” Amy: “What’s rent?”

“It's when women are polite to each other that you know there's a problem.”

“Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.”

[to Leela] “Wow! Sporty go-cart, Leela! So hip and sexy. Not like you at all.”

[to Leela] “Aye, Aye, captain... I mean: only-one-eye... I mean: yes, sir... uhm... ma'am.”

“Gu'ck. I hate subtitles. Alien films are so pretentious."]